At Home Posted March 2, 2009 Report Posted March 2, 2009 I lived in Hawaii, I do it by habit, but they're Rainbows.
The Niggardly King Posted March 2, 2009 Report Posted March 2, 2009 Goddamn, ya'll niggas be like on a jingus
Art Sandusky Posted March 2, 2009 Author Report Posted March 2, 2009 This is like the third time you've claimed that Jingus wears sandals. Booze is nature's reset button. That and I can't stand that shit. It's like you're too fucking lazy to tie your goddamn shoes.
Art Sandusky Posted March 2, 2009 Author Report Posted March 2, 2009 I should add that I'm watching He's Just Not That Into You while I spew all this hatred. This admission means that Jingus must be on an even lower level and that's frightening.
PUT THAT DICK IN MY MOUTH! Posted March 2, 2009 Report Posted March 2, 2009 It's like you're too fucking lazy to tie your goddamn shoes. I've only got two pairs of shoes myself, and they're both ugly as hell: steel-toed work boots, and discount sneakers with velcro instead of laces.
The Niggardly King Posted March 2, 2009 Report Posted March 2, 2009 velcro shoes? He look guys, it's Jingus Foley!
Art Sandusky Posted March 2, 2009 Author Report Posted March 2, 2009 It's like you're too fucking lazy to tie your goddamn shoes. I've only got two pairs of shoes myself, and they're both ugly as hell: steel-toed work boots, and discount sneakers with velcro instead of laces. See? Busted. Not in the "caught" way, in the "I, somehow, perhaps through intraveneously fed drugs, think this is acceptable for public view" way.
Art Sandusky Posted March 2, 2009 Author Report Posted March 2, 2009 Ironically KOAB, I know a guy who never wears shoes who we call Foley since his name's Patrick too. Somehow he thinks it's an endearing trick to hold a lighter under his foot and show how he can't feel it. Him and Jingus would get along. Aw snap, Thread Killer's here. Will he kill my humble thread about stereotypical Paultards?
Edwin MacPhisto Posted March 2, 2009 Report Posted March 2, 2009 After a thorough frame-by-frame analysis, I wager it's the sneakers in the wrestling videos. Thought I saw a sneaker-tongue in "Got A Win 'Ere Tonight," and some exposed sock in "Punched Near The Crotch." EDIT - Confirmed, I think:
Lt. Al Giardello Posted March 2, 2009 Report Posted March 2, 2009 Mang, fuck these haters Jingus... You cool with me dawg. Yes, I am drunk right now.
Art Sandusky Posted March 2, 2009 Author Report Posted March 2, 2009 Lent still hasn't started yet, huh? Yeesh, can't even stick to an internet pledge and then wonder why maybe .5% of this place thinks you should have offspring.
Lt. Al Giardello Posted March 2, 2009 Report Posted March 2, 2009 Shut up Gary Floyd... Jingus >>> You, bitch.
Lt. Al Giardello Posted March 2, 2009 Report Posted March 2, 2009 Lent still hasn't started yet, huh? Yeesh, can't even stick to an internet pledge and then wonder why maybe .5% of this place thinks you should have offspring. TSM Lent starts on Monday, homeboy...
Art Sandusky Posted March 2, 2009 Author Report Posted March 2, 2009 stereotypical Paultards? CheesalaIsGood? Meh, meant that more appearance-wise. You know the kind of guy I'm talking about.
Art Sandusky Posted March 2, 2009 Author Report Posted March 2, 2009 Lent still hasn't started yet, huh? Yeesh, can't even stick to an internet pledge and then wonder why maybe .5% of this place thinks you should have offspring. TSM Lent starts on Monday, homeboy... I ain't your fucking homeboy, you posin'-ass twatwaffle. If I were Canadian and lacking a brain stem, maybe. MAYBE.
Lt. Al Giardello Posted March 2, 2009 Report Posted March 2, 2009 Stop hating dawg... I'm drunk, so lets be buddys mang. I don't want no beef with a dude named Art Sandusky, homie.
Art Sandusky Posted March 2, 2009 Author Report Posted March 2, 2009 Damn straight you don't. I'll insult you over the internet!
Your Paragon of Virtue Posted March 2, 2009 Report Posted March 2, 2009 Those wrestling videos are awful. Jingus, when did you quit Indy wrestling and what are you doing now?
Your Paragon of Virtue Posted March 2, 2009 Report Posted March 2, 2009 Damnit, he left the thread, answer the question J-Wing!
Lt. Al Giardello Posted March 2, 2009 Report Posted March 2, 2009 YPOV, why did you call Kimbo Slice a nigger mang?
Your Paragon of Virtue Posted March 2, 2009 Report Posted March 2, 2009 Didn't you read what Bas said about him? The guy had a lot of athletic potential, but was lazy in training, and spent too much time talking shit and hyping himself up. If that's not a nigger I don't know what is.
Lt. Al Giardello Posted March 2, 2009 Report Posted March 2, 2009 I didn't ask for a racist, 17 year old, pedo, punk kids opinion.
PILLS! PILLS! PILLS! Posted March 2, 2009 Report Posted March 2, 2009 I didn't ask for a racist, 17 year old, pedo, punk kids opinion. You forgot to use the word nigger in your post.
Lt. Al Giardello Posted March 2, 2009 Report Posted March 2, 2009 Didn't you read what Bas said about him? The guy had a lot of athletic potential, but was lazy in training, and spent too much time talking shit and hyping himself up. If that's not a nigger I don't know what is. Kimbo's good peoples mang. My cousin ran into him in Vegas, and said he was mad chill.
At Home Posted March 2, 2009 Report Posted March 2, 2009 Joke's on you! I had my 18th birthday two weeks ago. And keep it up, hopefully you'll be banned again like everyone predicts.
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