Tony149 0 Report post Posted February 19, 2009 Atop the world famous interview stage we find OAOAST Original Tony Brannigan. BRANNIGAN After 7 weeks, 16 teams and 8 matches, we are now down to the final two. Live right here next week, the 2009 Anderson Cup Finals between Theodore Moneymaker and Christian Wright and their former associates the Beverly Hills Blonds. But it’s more than just the Anderson Cup and a shot at the One & Only World tag team championship on the line. As you’ll recall, Theodore Moneymaker claimed the BHB name is property of his Enterprise, and in an attempt to basically extort it from Simon Singleton and Ned Blanchard he had V.I.C.E. repossess the Siclopse. Since then nothing has gone right for the Billon Dollar Heir. His prized Angle Awards have been destroyed and just last week shocked everyone by firing his personal security force. Then later that evening in an impromptu preview of next week’s Anderson Cup Finals, the Beverly Hills Blonds pinned Theodore Moneymaker and Christian Wright! [QUOTE=OAOAST HeldDOWN~!, Last Week]As [the hands of Theodore Moneymaker and Christian Wright] are raised, the crowd ROARS as the BEVERLY HILLS BLONDS hit the ring! COACH What are these idiots doing? COLE Sending a message. The BHB get the better end of an exchange between them and their former E associates, then plant them mid-ring with stereo flapjacks before dropping THE ATOMIC BLOND! They cover both men and count the pin themselves. ONE! TWO! THREE![/quote] BRANNIGAN Because of that incident Theodore Moneymaker and Christian Wright have refused to participate in tonight’s pre-Anderson Cup Finals interview, a tradition that dates back years. However, the Beverly Hills Blonds are more than happy to oblige. Therefore would you please welcome… "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Surprised by the crowd’s reaction Tony looks at the entranceway and spots SPENCER REIGER headed his direction. BRANNIGAN Wait just a minute. Spencer Reiger, this isn’t your television time. SPENCER Listen, Gene… BRANNIGAN Tony. SPENCER Whatever. All you announcers are interchangeable, unlike “The One Man Triple Threat” because nobody else here has the looks, skills and charisma I do. And you can add U.S. title to that list next week after I jig out of Boston the new United States champion. Inspired by my victory the markets will soar the following morning, and in less than 24 hours I’d have turn the OAOAST and U.S. economy upside down…and both for the better so you can go ahead and thank me now. "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" SPENCER :angry: BRANNIGAN Well thank you for sharing that with us. Right now I’d like to welcome my [I]real[/I] guests. The 2009 Los Infernales Conference Champions and Anderson Cup finalists, Simon Singleton and Ned Blanchard… THE BEVERLY HILLS BLONDS! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHH!!" “Superstar” hits and the BHB scroll the red carpet towards Brannigan onstage. Reiger still there with hands on hips, a perplexed look on his face. BRANNIGAN Gentlemen, as I mentioned in the intro, there’s more than just the Anderson Cup at stake next week at the Celtic Spectacular. NED Ya damn right there is, Brannigan, it’s personal. It’s only fitting Theodore Moneymaker stands in the way of another tag title shot. For the last couple years we helped advance his causes and got nothing in return. One title shot in two years? Ain’t that a bunch of bullshit! Sure the money was nice, but anybody worth their salt in this industry wants a gold belt around their waist. It’s been a good while since we last held championship gold… SIMON And the Siclopse. Let’s not forget about that. NED …but that’ll all end soon. SIMON Answer me this Tony: What man is the Anderson Cup named after? BRANNIGAN Arn Anderson. SIMON And what’s he best remembered for? BRANNIGAN Being the longtime enforcer of the Horsemen. SIMON The 4 Horsemen to be exact. And the Beverly Hills Blonds are looking for their record tying FOURTH tag title reign. Combine this with getting the match-up we were hoping for and you’ve got the stars aligning for the two biggest in the OAOAST. SPENCER :lol: NED You find something funny, pretty boy? SPENCER The idea you guys think you’re superstars, that’s what. I haven’t laughed that hard in, like, forever because you’re looking at the only true superstar in the OAOAST. The man cooler than the other side of the pillow and hotter than a wildfire. How ‘bout them big apples? SIMON More like crushed apples if you ask me. SPENCER :huh: The BHB sock New York’s Finest, knocking him off the podium. "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHH!!" COACH Ah, that’s disgusting, Cole. What did Spencer do to deserve that? Nothing that’s what. COLE Yes he did. He opened his big mouth. COACH I’m not even gonna go there. Too easy. As “Superstar” cues THEODORE MONEYMAKER and CHRISTIAN WRIGHT rush up from behind, but the BHB catch them red-handed. Forced to put on the brakes the senior Enterprise officials seek a peaceful end to the standoff. That is until V.I.C.E. ambush the BHB! COLE Wha--What’s going on here? I thought Moneymaker fired these damn bullies last week? COACH This is more confusing than the boardroom drama at TSM headquarters. Detective Bosley does a number on Ned with his TELESCOPIC BATON as CPA whips Simon against the interview stage and delivers a GIGATON PUNCH! The damage done they’re joined by INSPECTOR NERDLY who offers Theodore Moneymaker a smirk, and then a big hug. "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" COLE We’ve been duped! COACH And I couldn’t be happier. MONEYMAKER :lol: “FIRE RUSSO!” *clap*clap*clap*clap*clap* “FIRE RUSSO!” *clap*clap*clap*clap*clap* * TWHACK * * TWHACK * Bosley uses his baton to shut a few OAOAST Marks up. Meanwhile, Theodore walks over to the fallen Blonds and prepares to have them kiss his diamond $ sign ring when darkness falls over the arena. The lights return and [color="#9932CC"][b]RAGDOLL[/b][/color] is face to face with Theodore Moneymaker. "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHH!!" MONEYMAKER :o Like a man who’s just seen a ghost, Theodore falls back and is dragged away by V.I.C.E. for his protection. COLE Theodore Moneymaker wants no part of Ragdoll. COACH Not when he sneaks up on you. Put them face to face and it’d be a whole different story. COLE They were face to face. It’s a good thing Moneymaker had dark pants on. Ragdoll stands tall as the E return backstage. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
