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CS: TK/Reject vs ???

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[i]The Wall[/i] by Kansas hits, and Thunderkid and Reject make their way through the curtains.

COLE
Well, recently OAOAST President Josie Baker announced a mystery opponent for Thunderkid and Reject, and said she was undergoing intense negotiations to get this match signed, and apparently she has done it!

BUFFER
[i]The following contest is scheduled for one fall, and it is for the OAOAST World tag team championship!  Making their way to the ring, at a combined weight of 480 pounds...they are the OAOAST World tag team champions...representing the Deadly Alliance, the team of THUNDERKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID and RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEJECT!!!!![/i]

COACH
Be honest though, Cole, who could she have got that would be a worthy challenger with such short notice?

TK and Reject prepare themselves in the ring, as Josie walks out to the stage.

COLE
Well, we're about to find out!

JOSIE
OK boys, this is it!  This took a lot of tough negotiating, but I managed to get this match signed for you tonight!  There was only one person who could make this match possible, so I think we need to bring this person out to make it official!

After a brief pause, [i]Magnum Opus[i] hits, and the crowd comes to its feet, as Alfdogg makes his way through the curtains, holding a piece of paper.

COLE
It's Alf!  Alfdogg is back!

COACH
But what would he have to do with this match?

Alf grabs the mic from Josie.

ALF
It's really funny...these past couple weeks, I've just been laying low, evaluating things as far as what my future holds...and I came across this Deadly Alliance match clause which I signed back in the fall.  Now, this clause prohibits a serious tag team contender from ever getting a title match.

COACH
Oh, wait a minute...

ALF
So, Miss Baker is right, it was all up to me to make this match happen.

Meanwhile, the fans cheer, as Team Heyross slides into the ring behind TK and Reject.

COACH
Oh, no!

ALF
So as far as this contract goes...Alf giveth...*rips contract*...and Alf taketh away.  Turn around, guys, and meet your oppoents!

TK and Reject turn around, and are met with right hands from Moss and Benjamin, respectively!

*DING DING DING*

COLE
And this is an official match!  Team Heyross is back in business!

COACH
I can't believe this!

Benjamin knocks Reject to the mat with a superkick, then joins Moss in a double Irish whip of TK, catching him with a double backdrop!

COLE
TK high in the air!

Moss and Benjamin then grab Reject, and whip him hard into TK, sending him out of the ring!  Benjamin then points to the ropes, and Moss runs there, as they hit Reject with the DOUBLE GOOZLE~!!!

COLE
Double Goozle!

COACH
TK and Reject were not ready for this, Cole!  They haven't even got out of the blocks!

The crowd comes to its feet, as Moss picks up Reject, and whips him hard into a corner, then ducks down, catching Reject backing up and lifting him onto his shoulders, carrying him over to Benjamin...who executes the SUPER ROCKER DROPPER~!!!!!11111

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COLE
NEW CHAMPIONS~!  Team Heyross is on top of the mountain again!

BUFFER
[i]The winners of the match...and NEWWWWWWWWWWW OAOAST World tag team champions...TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMM HHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
RRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!![/i]

COACH
This is a travesty, Cole, I'm telling you!

Moss and Benjamin celebrate with the belts as [i]Shine[/i] plays, then depart the ring area, as Alf makes his way down.

COACH
Now what's Alf doing?

Alf steps inside, and steps over the fallen Reject.

ALF
I forgot to mention...in exchange for these negotiations...I got a match of my choosing at AngleMania, against an opponent of my choosing.  So I suggest you get ready, Reject...

Alf bends over, into the face of Reject, who has come to enough to lift his head and pay attention to what Alf if saying.

ALF
Because you've got me, one-on-one, no disqualifications, at AngleMania VIII!!!

The crowd erupts, as [i]Magnum Opus[/i] plays, and Reject's head falls back to the mat, a pouting expression on his face.

COLE
What amazing developments here tonight!  First, new tag team champions, and now a HUGE match booked for AngleMania!  Alfdogg!  Reject!  No disqualifications!

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