Tony149 0 Report post Posted March 5, 2009 I'll probably write a brief promo for after as well. If I do it'll be included in this thread. The red carpet already rolled out, Simon Singleton heads ringside along with his fellow Beverly Hills Blond to the tune of "Superstar" by Lupe Fiasco. BUFFER The following contested is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Beverly Hills, California, and weighing 225 pounds, he is one half of the famed Beverly Hills Blonds... "BOX OFFICE" SSSIIIIIIMMMMOOOOOONN SSSSIIIIIINNGGLLLLEEEEETTOOOOOOONN!! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" Simon removes his vest and loosens up inside as he awaits his opponent. COLE It was last week at the Celtic Spectacular that Simon Singleton and Ned Blanchard defeated their former Enterprise partners Theodore Moneymaker and Christian Wright for the 2009 Anderson Cup, thus retaining the rights to the BHB name the Enterprise claimed ownership of and the return of Simon’s personal camera, the Siclopse, which Moneymaker had V.I.C.E. steal a few months back and said to currently be “in the mail.” You’d think Moneymaker could have FedEx it. COACH Teddy’s just being a patriot mailing it USPS. But you skipped the [I]real[/I] highlight of the Anderson Cup Finals. COLE I was about to get to that. COACH Riiiight. [quote=Celtic Spectacular, Last Week]Down the ramp comes Molly, holding the gaudy golden trophy and absolutely whooping for joy. The Blonds wave to her, eagerly awaiting both their manager and their gigantic trophy. But their joyful expression quickly turns dour when they notice [i]Spencer Reiger[/i] emerging through the back. Like a thief through the night New York’s finest sneaks behind Molly, and with one swift motion manages to sneak the trophy out her hands! Spencer outrages both The Blonds and the audience alike when he chucks the trophy off the stage. Its not to water side either, as it lands on the concrete shattering into hundreds of pieces of splintered wood and chipped metal. Molly and her charges are left to stare with horrified eyes as a celebrating Spencer Stanky Legs his way backstage.[/quote] COLE Needless to say, the Blonds are still fuming. COACH They’re lucky all Spencer broke was a trophy and not their bones. I seem to recall an incident just a few short weeks ago where Simon and Ned sucker punched him during an interview, which you and everyone else seem to have forgotten. COLE I remind you it was Spencer Reiger who interrupted that interview. The man got what he deserved. "The World is Mine" by David Guetta hits and a whole bunch of lights and shit flash because Patty gave Spencer Reiger a spectacular entrance I don‘t feel like writing. All you need to know is SR makes it to the ring in one peace. BUFFER And his opponent, hailing from Manhattan, New York, and weighing in at 210 pounds… "THE ONE MAN TRIPLE THREAT" of looks, skills and charisma... SSSSPPPEEEEEEEEENNCCCCCEEEEEEERRRRR... RRRREEEEEEIIIIIIIIIGGEEEEERRRRRRR!!!!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Reiger sees the fire in Singleton’s eyes and does a 180 back up the aisle. COLE What is this? COACH A man showing good judgment. This is supposed to be a competition, Cole, and you can tell winning is the furthest thing on the mind of Simon Singleton right now. He’s got evil intentions. COLE And we just documented why. Spencer Reiger is trying to avoid what he’s got coming to him. Simon won’t let Spencer off this easy though. He goes out and brings him in the hard way. Tossed inside Reiger calls for a time out…but there are no time outs in wrestling, and Simon kicks him in the midsection! * DINGDINGDING * The bell officially sounds but Simon has long since been wailing away on Spencer Reiger. Instructed to back away because Spencer is in the corner, Simon reluctantly does so. This prompts Reiger to sell a phantom eye poke in hopes of drawing a cheap disqualification. Instead all he gets is a blank stare from the official that basically says “Take that weak shit out of here, son. This isn’t the NBA.” COACH This referee needs to be fined and suspended, Mikey Cole. A wrestler voices a complaint and he disregards it like yesterday’s news. COLE Maybe if Spencer didn’t try to insult the official’s intelligence with that embarrassing attempt to draw a DQ. Simon and Spencer circle around before locking up, and Spencer takes Simon to the mat with a side headlock takeover. ONE! Simon raises his shoulder off the mat and scissors the head of Spencer. Reiger quickly escapes and charges into the very move he had B.O.S.S. in moments ago! But he, too, utilizes a head scissors and Simon floats on top. ONE! TW-- Spencer bridges up and out, clubbing Simon across the shoulders. He then attempts an Irish whip only to have it reserved. Decked on the rebound by a dropkick Reiger bails to the floor where he threatens to fight a group of hecklers. COLE A rough early going for the self-proclaimed One Man Triple Threat. COACH Yeah, because Simon keeps breaking every rule in the book. COLE Name one. COACH … Spencer returns to lock back up with Simon and gains the upper hand courtesy of a cheap shot. He hammers away on Singleton who returns fire with a series of stinging overhand chops. Reiger swings wildly and gets CRUCIFIX! ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! The Prodigy reverses a whip and places Simon in an ABDOMINAL STRETCH~! COACH We’re rocking to the oldies tonight, Mikey. It’s not often we get to see the old abdominal stretch nowadays. COLE I’m still waiting for you to name me one rule Simon has broken in this match. COACH And I’m still waiting for an anvil to drop on your head! Simon uses a hip toss to escapes Spencer‘s grip, and then heads for the top slowly. COLE Simon obviously still hurting from the abdominal stretch. COACH Well DUH, stupid. Spencer wouldn’t have used the hold if it didn’t inflict pain. And New York’s Finest inflicts a lot of pain CROTCHING SIMON ON THE TOP ROPE! “OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!” Spencer climbs onto the middle rope and delivers a SUPERPLEX!! The cover is made and Reiger nonchalantly holds a finger in the air following each count. ONE! TWO! THR-- KICKOUT! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" SPENCER :huh: Once the shock wears off Spencer introduces Simon violently into the turnbuckle, and then unloads a barrage of rights. “He doesn’t look so tough now!” Reiger shouts at Ned Blanchard, the Handsome Hustler’s eyes lit with rage. But the remark also serves to fire up Simon. * CHOP * “WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!” * CHOP * “WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!” * CHOP * “WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!” Spencer clutches his chest in agony, and then is fired into the ropes…but Simon telegraphs a backdrop and is hooked REIGER COUNTER! NO! Double leg takedown leads to a SLINGSHOT! Reiger shoots back at Singleton and a vicious PILEDRIVER! The cover. ONE! TWO! THR-- KICKOUT! COACH I won’t lie, Cole. I thought it was over right there. COLE So did I. Simon points to the top and the crowd rises as he scales the turnbuckles. CLAPBOARD LEGDROP!! NOBODY HOME!!! Reiger quickly returns to his feet and rushes the nearest corner to perform a MOONSAULT! ONE! TWO! THR-- KICKOUT! “OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!” SPENCER :o COLE I don’t blame you for being shocked, young man. Nobody here can believe it either. But what a match we’re seeing. Fired into the corner Simon leaps onto the middle turnbuckle and back at New York’s Finest with a FLYING CROSSBODY…. …BUT REIGER ROLLS THROUGH AND GRABS A HANDFUL OF TRUNKS!! ONE! TWO! NO! Ned yanks Spencer off. SPENCER :angry: As the two exchange words, Simon dropkicks Spencer from behind, knocking him outside. Blanchard shows his hands for the referee’s benefit. Reiger then lunges over and SLAPS the Handsome Hustler! The more hotheaded of the Blonds, Ned chases after Spencer who dives back inside only to notice Simon in his path, fist cocked. So he does what any brave fighter would do -- throw his hands in the air and hightail it! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" COLE Where have we seen this before, Spencer Reiger throwing in the towel early? COACH The odds are stacked against him, Cole. It’s like watching a Spurs game officiated by Joey Crawford! COLE Spencer Reiger is the one who got Ned Blanchard involved! COACH Oh yeah, blame the other guy. You ought to be president. Stunned as anybody, the BHB allow the referee to administer the 10 count. ONE… TWO… THREE… FOUR… FIVE… SIX… SEVEN… EIGHT… NINE… TEN! * DINGDINGDING * BUFFER Ladies and gentlemen, here is your winner as the result of a count out… "BOX OFFICE" SSSIIIIIIMMMMOOOOOONN SSSSIIIIIINNGGLLLLEEEEETTOOOOOOONN!! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" “Superstar” is cued and Simon’s hand is raised in victory, though not the way he’d have preferred it. COLE During the break we'll try to get ahold of Spencer Reiger for an interview. So whatever you do, ladies and gentlemen, don't you dare go away. HeldDOWN~! returns in a moment. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tony149 0 Report post Posted March 6, 2009 To go on sometime after the match, obviously. At our backstage interview position former OAOAST superstar turned broadcaster Tony Brannigan is with Spencer Reiger. BRANNIGAN I’m joined right now by the Terrell Owens of the OAOAST, Spencer Reiger. SPENCER Terrell Owens?! BRANNIGAN You heard correctly, because like the disgraced former Dallas Cowboys receiver when things get tough you quit and complain! SPENCER Quit hating and get your facts right, Brannigan. There’s a difference between quitting and living to fight another day. You call 2 against 1 fair? I had Simon Singleton on the ropes. He was about to go down any second before Ned Blanchard interfered. They’re like you and the rest of the OAOAST Galaxy -- jealous! You all notice the looks, skills and charisma I have and say to yourselves, if only I had those qualities I wouldn’t be stuck working behind a desk…holding a microphone…or standing in the unemployment line. Well you are because you don’t! That’s why I am the One Man Triple Threat, and a threat to every OAOAST superstar, especially those with gold belts around their waists. Even a couple of dumb blonds like Simon Singleton and Ned Blanchard realize their wrestling biological clock is ticking, so if rising young superstars such as myself got taken out of the picture their shelf life would be extended a few months. BRANNIGAN You’re a real piece of work. SPENCER No, I’m driven to succeed. And it’s that drive that leads me to what I’m about to say. It’s only fitting that you’re here for it because you were there too. There when the Beverly Hills Blonds demanded Theodore Moneymaker face them like a man to settle their score. Now I’m issuing the same challenge to them for next week. The Beverly Hills Blonds vs. Spencer Reiger and a partner of his choice. No 2 against 1 this time, and to ensure we have a winner I say put your guaranteed tag title shot at AngleMania VIII on the line. BRANNIGAN Wait a minute, Reiger. They earned the right to compete for the One & Only World tag team championship by winning the Anderson Cup. You weren’t even a participant! SPENCER That’s because I didn’t have a partner. But I do now. And we’re going to AngleMania, baby! SR exits. BRANNIGAN That’ll do it here. Let’s go back to you guys at Sofa Central. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
