The Agent of Oblivion question of the day

[Kinetic]

Let me ask you this, Inc: What's your policy on peeing in the sink?

[Giuseppe Zangara]

It's closer than the toilet.

[Big Ol' Smitty]

I do shave and use a water pick for my teeth in the shower.

[Giuseppe Zangara]

Ew, gross.

[Brett Favre]

85% of the time I'll brush my teeth in the shower. Snot and that's pretty much it (other than pee every few months or so). Whoever craps in their shower is disgusting.

[Kinetic]

I shave in the shower, as well. I find brushing my teeth in the shower to be unsettling in a way that I can't quite explain, so I never do that.

[Lord of The Curry]

Unless I was taking a cold shower (which I wouldn't) there's zero reason why I'd be brushing my teeth in the shower.

 

[Retard Girl]

when i showered today, i took note of nothing coming out of me. except dirt, but that came off me, as opposed from within me.

[Art Sandusky]

I'll take a leak just about every time I'm in the shower. Sometimes I'll have to go immediately beforehand and I'll tell myself "whatever, just go when you hop in the shower." No crap or shaving or jacking off. If something gets up my nose like lather or whatever, I'll end up effectively blowing my nose in there, but kind of a snot rocket thing instead. I haven't done it since I've been growing my beard (while I can have such a thing).

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I daily brush my teeth in the shower, so there's saliva there in the rinse. Once in a blue moon I'll go for the urine, but if I'm particularly dehydrated then it tends to be stenching and I just hold off. Of course I make sure the tub surface is totally rinsed before I shut off the water.

 

And for those who are squeamish about this, consider that unless you lower the lid of the toilet, the flushing of the water tends to vaporize that stuff around the bathroom in a major way, fecal and urinary. Think about that the next time you're brushing your teeth.

[Guest Czech please!]

I'd rather not. Just let me obsess over washing my hands every hour as if that has any effect.

 

Pissing in the shower is no big deal as long as you make sure you're not, you know, standing in it or something. If I've blown my nose in the shower, I've never given it any thought the way I'll consciously think to myself "I'm not supposed to piss in the shower, this goes against everything I've ever known, what's wrong with me, oh well" because I'm sure I must've had a very good reason to clear out my nose so urgently, like I had a cold or something. Haven't attempted anything else in about nine years after one abortive try in which I just couldn't get into the rhythm of it or something. Shitting, though? Who are those people?

[Guest]

The last time I pissed in the shower was when I was 12 years old. This was at my uncle's house.

 

I spit in there...that's it.

[Guest Vitamin X]

I'd rather not. Just let me obsess over washing my hands every hour as if that has any effect.

 

Pissing in the shower is no big deal as long as you make sure you're not, you know, standing in it or something. If I've blown my nose in the shower, I've never given it any thought the way I'll consciously think to myself "I'm not supposed to piss in the shower, this goes against everything I've ever known, what's wrong with me, oh well" because I'm sure I must've had a very good reason to clear out my nose so urgently, like I had a cold or something. Haven't attempted anything else in about nine years after one abortive try in which I just couldn't get into the rhythm of it or something. Shitting, though? Who are those people?

 

Brody

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

I always piss in the shower. It's so liberating.