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Guest Kotzenjunge

Worst Movie EVER.

  

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  1. 1. Worst Movie EVER.

    • Car 54, Where Are You?
      1
    • Anaconda
      2
    • Waterworld
      7
    • Breakfast of Champions
      1
    • Cutthroat Island
      2
    • Monkeybone
      0
    • The Matrix(Suck on THAT, BEYOTCH!)
      3
    • Other(post below)
      14


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Guest JaKyL25

A question for El Psycho Diablo:

 

What in the world were you even WATCHING The Animal for anyway? If we were voting for "Worst Trailers Ever" I might vote for it, as after seeing the trailer I had no idea why anyone on Earth would want to see this movie.

 

I honestly think no one else voted for it because no one has the masochistic desire to watch a movie STARRING Rob Schneider (who can be funny in bit roles only) playing a man who gains logically impossible animal-powers, and apparantly wins the cute girl. GAH!

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Guest caboose

From reading the descriptions, Im glad I didn't see Batman and Robin in the cinema.

But I am slightly tempted to see it now to see just how bad it is.

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Guest DrEvil

Batman & Robin was definately the worst one I can recall. Clooney, ahh I can handle him, O'donnell, bad but livable, but Arnold? Even by his standards, this was the worst acting I have ever seen in my life. Add to this a horribly written and predicatable script with no drama whatsoever and you get this movie.

 

 

Dis-honorable mention to Joe Dirt. Some bad comedies are at least worth a laugh or two, I couldn't even crack one smile through this. One of the only movies that I've actually had to walk of the room on.

 

 

Also Madonna - Truth or Dare. I kicked a guys ass for this one because he suggested to my girlfriend that we watch it (I suppose for the bottle hummer scene). Another movie with no redeeming qualities, sure she showed her tits, but I saw them years before in Penthouse.

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Guest Karnage

Schumacker killed, buried and pissed on the grave of the Batman franchise. Forever wasn't that bad, but Batman & Robin was horrible in so many ways.

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Guest Kingpk

Airplane II, while not the worst movie ever, certainly pissed on the original pretty bad. WAY too many puns ("I wish I had a little breather" ::camera pans over to Herb Villechase breathing heavily::)

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Guest IDrinkRatsMilk

I watched Battlefield Earth to see how bad it was, and it was pretty bad, but I've seen worse, such as the aforementioned Batman and Robin, and Gltter (another movie I watched to see how bad it was), and my original pick, I Still Know What You Did Last Summer (which I also own, by the way)

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Guest HBK16

I had to vote for Waterworld. First movie I ever walked out of. ¿Also didn't Uncle Buck play at the theatres? That was an awful movie.

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Guest Black Lushus

Uncle Buck was an awful movie? repent you sinner! that movie kicks ass..

 

"here's a quarter, go downtown and have a rat gnaw that thing off your face!"-classic John Candy

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Guest dreamer420

i loved uncle buck. it was one of my favourte movie growing up. john candy is simply the man and who could ever forget him making those giant pancakes and using the snowshovel to flip them over.

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Guest Black Lushus

I liked Wayne's World 1, Austin Powers was okay and Dirty Work...

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Guest Kotzenjunge

(listens to "Hold me, Thrill me, Kiss me, Kill me")

 

I'm SO glad that Batman discussion came up!

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Guest Shaved Bear
I liked Wayne's World 1, Austin Powers was okay and Dirty Work...

Dirty Work is fuckin awesome

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Guest Army Eye
so nobody here likes the SNL cast movies?

Well, most of them have had astonishingly low box office takes. I think we skipped them altogether

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Guest Snappy Nappy Dugout

Spice World. I only saw it becuse I used to have a BIG crush(and still kinda do) on Baby Spice.

 

 

 

 

Recent Worst. Movie. EVER. will have to be......

 

 

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Guest razazteca

I liked all of the SNL movies except Stuart Saves the World, Thats Pat the movie, Mom and Dad Saves the World (Jon Lovitz)

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Guest caboose

The scene in Uncle Buck where Macaulay Culkin questions Candy at the kitchen table is the greatest thing Culkin ever did.

(I know thats not very hard though)

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Guest C.H.U.D.
And am I the only one who actually liked Water World?

I really enjoyed it. The sets were cool and Dennis Hopper was great (as always) as the villain.

 

I dunno why people hate it so much. Maybe cuz of Costner, or maybe cuz it had a big budget (and that instantly makes a lot of people hate certain movies).

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Guest Kotzenjunge

"Spice World. I only saw it becuse I used to have a BIG crush(and still kinda do) on Baby Spice."

 

Sorry bo, but POSH SPICE~! is my favorite, even though she lopped her hair off and started looking weird.

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Guest areacode212
From reading the descriptions, Im glad I didn't see Batman and Robin in the cinema.

But I am slightly tempted to see it now to see just how bad it is.

Resist that temptation. It's two hours of your life that you'll never get back. There are some bad movies that are worth watching, just for the "so bad it's good" experience. Batman & Robin is simply so bad, it's bad.

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Guest caboose

I saw an animated Feature-Length Batman with Dr.Freeze and that was quite good.

Has anyone seen the animated one and Batman & Robin?

Are they similar?

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Guest razazteca
The Postman was another bad movie where Kevin tried to save the world

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Guest dreamer420
And am I the only one who actually liked Water World?

I really enjoyed it. The sets were cool and Dennis Hopper was great (as always) as the villain.

 

I dunno why people hate it so much. Maybe cuz of Costner, or maybe cuz it had a big budget (and that instantly makes a lot of people hate certain movies).

i still own my copy of this movie. i have always enjoyed it, right from the first time. kevin costner is pretty good in the title role and dennis hopper is pretty cool as well as the deacon.

 

it was a movie that was quite different from anything else so maybe that is what turned people off.

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Guest Anubis Puppet
The Postman was another bad movie where Kevin tried to save the world

 

Indeed. I'm surprised nobody mentioned that wretched piece of shit yet.

 

I read somewhere that they had to change the theatre trailer to the film because, upon viewing it, the people in the theatres laughed hysterically. It was supposed to be serious.

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Guest Slingshot Suplex

The worst I've personally ever seen was The Pick-Up Artist with Molly Ringwald and Robert Downey,Jr.Just painfully horrible.Still the only movie I've ever just got up and walked out on.

 

I don't understand all the hate on Waterworld.Not exceptional but I liked it.

 

And I love Spice World.I have a weakness for attractive women with British accents though.But it's so campy it's hilarious.

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Guest massivHEDtrauma

First of all, I liked Water World.

 

Second of all, I can't believe anyone would think Matrix is anywhere even close to being the worst movie ever.

 

Third of all, whoever actually considers walking out of Episode II should go read Chris Jericho's rant on his webpage because Episode II fucking OWNED~!

 

Lastly, I can't believe no one has thus far mentioned any of the films of the great Edward D. Wood, Jr. His three gems easily take the top spots in my book, first amongst them being Glen Or Glenda. That was the first movie that I almost couldn't finish watching, and I was able to sit through the dread Batman & Robin with ease (that's not to say it wasn't unbearable, I just have a high tolerance for pain is all)! Just absolutely atrocious, Glen Or Glenda was. Plan 9 From Outer Space was pretty bad too, as were Bride of the Atom and Billy the Kid Vs. Dracula. But at least they were, y'know, entertaining in their horribleness. Me and my friends sometimes MST3K them when we're bored.

 

On another note, I like the movie Ed Wood a lot. Anyone else with me on that?

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Guest Kotzenjunge

I created the poll, I hate The Matrix, so tada.

 

And these are MAJOR RELEASES. As far as I know, Ed Wood was never the director of any major theatrical release.

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