Tony149 0 Report post Posted March 12, 2009 BUFFER The following tag team contest is set for one fall...and the right to compete for the One & Only World tag team championship at AngleMania VIII! “Superstar” by Lupe Fiasco hits, and the Beverly Hills Blonds stroll down the red carpet to the ring. BUFFER Introducing first, at a total combined weight of 460 pounds, the 2009 Anderson Cup champions… "BOX-OFFICE" SIMON SINGLETON and “THE HANDSOME HUSTLER” NED BLANCHARD... THE BEVERLY HILLS BLLLLOOOOOOOONDSSSSS!! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" The BHB are businesslike once inside the squared circle, tossing aside their matching vests aside and summoning Spencer Reiger and his partner of choice. COACH You can tell the seriousness of this one, Mikey Cole. Molly Nerdly is nowhere to be found. I figured she’d be out here for Simon and Ned to hide behind her skirt when things start going bad! COLE I won’t even dignify that with a response. But the Beverly Hills Blonds are putting everything on the line tonight to get Spencer Reiger back for what he did to them and their trophy after winning the 2009 Anderson Cup a couple of weeks ago at the Celtic Spectacular. BUFFER And, ladies and gentlemen, their opponents. First, hailing from Manhattan, New York, and weighing in at 210 pounds… "THE ONE MAN TRIPLE THREAT" ... SSSSPPPEEEEEEEEENNCCCCCEEEEEEERRRRR RRRREEEEEEIIIIIIIIIGGEEEEERRRRRRR!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Reiger appears onstage with a microphone. SPENCER I’ll take it from here, because it’s time to answer the question everybody is dying to know. Who is my tag partner? Here’s a hint: he’s Irish. COLE What does that have to do with anything? COACH It means he’s got the luck of the Irish on his side, you idiot. SPENCER Figured it out yet? No? Well my bad. I forgot you all were stupid. So without any further ado, allow me to introduce to you my partner… “THE IRISH GOLDEN BOY”… COLIN MAGUIRE, JUNIOR~!!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" CMJ joins SR onstage to the tune of "I'm Shipping Up To Boston" by Dropkick Murphys and the two embrace like long lost brothers. COACH OMG, MC. COLE O-M-G? COACH That’s the only way to describe the teaming of CMJ and Spencer Reiger. If you were to build a promotion around two young studs then it’d have to be those men heading to the ring. Combined they may very well be unbeatable. COLE Nobody is unbeatable, but you make a valid point. Any general manager would kill to have a couple of blue chippers like Spencer Reiger and Colin Maguire, Jr. to build their franchise around. The BHB hold the ropes open for CMJ and SR, but they decline the invitation and enter through the opposite side. Off come the hoodies and the bell sounds. * DINGDINGDING * Ned Blanchard and Colin Maguire, Jr. receive the nod for their respective teams and lockup mid-ring. Junior wrings the arm but Simon counters with a drop toehold into a front facelock, only to have CMJ answer with a counter of his own -- a hammerlock. Colin then PAINTBRUSHES Simon! “OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!” NED :angry: The Handsome Hustler charges CMJ who cowers in the ropes to keep him at bay. As Ned cools off in the corner, Colin and Spencer taunt him at the other end. When the two legal men tie-up once again Blanchard is backed against the ropes. Called upon to break CMJ looks to do more than release Ned from the ropes, he goes for a cheap shot! COLE Hey! Fortunately for BHB fans everywhere, Ned ducks and SLAPS CMJ! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" COACH Where’s the outrage now, Cole? COLE Colin Maguire, Jr. got a taste of his own medicine and it wasn't sweet but sour. A shoving match ensues and Simon Singleton gets drawn into the mix following a sucker punch from CMJ. But Simon is restrained by the official as Spencer Reiger sneaks in and blindsides Ned! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Maguire and Reiger do a small number on Blanchard and then fire him into the ropes, but he goes under a double clothesline and issues a DOUBLE NOGGIN KNOCKER! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" A tag is made and the BHB wail away on Reiger and Maguire, then shoot them in for a double BAAAAAAAACK body drop! The double teaming resumes after Ned clotheslines Spencer outside with Colin being taken to a DOUBLE FEATURE (FLAPJACK), and then blasted with the ATOMIC BLOND (ROCKET LAUNCHER)!! COLE OMG, Coach! This match could very well be over right here! The count. ONE! TWO! THR-- NO! Spencer Reiger pulls his new partner outside to safety. "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" COACH You spoke too soon, Cole. Remember it ain’t over till the fat lady sings, and like we’ve already established Molly isn’t ringside! COLE Nor is she fat I might add. SR replaces CMJ (legally, btw) and trades words with Simon Singleton, then fists! Or rather overhand chops in Simon’s case. B.O.S.S. gets the better of the exchange and sends Spencer down courtesy of a back elbow. He waits for Reiger to return to his feet and then connects with a standing dropkick. The cover. ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! The BHB tag and after ramming Spencer into the turnbuckle Ned unleashes a barrage of rights and knife-edge chops, then fires him into the far opposite corner and charges in…but eats a big boot followed by a RUNNING INVERTED BULLDOG! COACH New York Knockout! And you can stick a folk in Blanchard, Cole, because he’s well done. The cover. ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! COLE You jinxed him there, partner. COACH I thought it was a slow count to be perfectly honest. Face-first into the knee of Colin Maguire, Jr. goes Ned, which leads to a tag by CMJ and SR. Irish uppercut rattles the Handsome Hustler and a T-Bone suplex, or the HARVARDPLEX as Junior calls it, puts him on his back. The cover. ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! A quick tag is made and Spencer Reiger wallops Ned with a picture perfect standing dropkick flush to the jaw. That’s followed by a slam near the corner and MOONSAULT…BUT NED PUTS THE KNEES UP!! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" Both Ned and Spencer make the tag and a chop fest ensues between Simon and Colin. The sound of flesh smacking flesh echoing throughout the American Airlines Center. CMJ goes to the eyes and spins B.O.S.S. around for a high-lifting German, but he rolls through and takes the Irish Golden Boy over in a modified victory roll! ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Maguire storms to his feet and into a hip toss. But when Simon goes in to take him over in a head scissors, Spencer Reiger reaches over and snaps him down on the top rope! “OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!” Luckily for Simon he’s able to tumble out through the ropes to avoid a possible pin, although he’s soon met by an old friend making a surprise appearance. Former BHB manager LORELEI DECENZO. "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" COLE Hold on now. That devious young woman has no business out here. COACH She hasn’t done anything wrong. COLE Not yet she hasn’t. Spencer tosses Simon back in and CMJ covers him. ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! CMJ places Simon in position and tags SR who delivers a SLINGSHOT DOUBLE STOMP! The cover. ONE! TWO! SAVE BY NED! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" Reiger dumps Singleton outside, then he and CMJ both confront Ned. As the referee keeps the situation from exploding, outside Lorelei DeCenzo helps Simon Singleton to his knees…and SLAPS him! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" COLE Damn her! COACH (laughs) You know what they say, Mikey Cole. Payback’s a bitch! COLE And that Lorelei DeCenzo is. I told you she’d get involved sooner rather than later. My question is why? CMJ rolls Simon back in and seats him in the corner for SR to nail a RUNNING KNEE TO THE FACE! COACH Blood is the New Black and I think Lori agrees, Mikey Cole. Indeed she does, nodding in approval as Spencer drags Simon away from the ropes to cover him. ONE! TWO! SAVE AGAIN BY NED! Reiger baits Ned and he and CMJ put the boots to Simon behind the ref’s back. "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" COLE Here we go again. Somebody get a second official out here. This is absurd! COACH What’s absurd is you trying to dictate company policy. It’s not their fault Ned is a hothead. Once the official turns around CMJ is back on the apron counting the number of sheep in attendance. He then receives the tag and plants Simon with a vicious IRISH SUPLEX! The cover is made, and when Ned goes to break it he’s cut off and held by Spencer. ONE! TWO! THREE-- NO, KICKOUT!!! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" CMJ/SR/LORELEI :o Initially shocked, CMJ doesn’t mope around. He drapes B.O.S.S. across his shoulders and twirls him, but Simon slips out and hits a desperation Russian legsweep! COLE This could be the break Simon needs. Now all he’s got to do is make the tag. COACH Easier said than done, MC. Simon Singleton’s taken a great deal of punishment. I doubt he’s got anything left in the tank, and if he does it’s gotta be close to empty. CMJ and Simon both go in search of the tag, with CMJ the first to do so. But as Spencer Reiger enters Simon musters all the strength he has left and dives towards his corner to make the tag! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" Needless to say, Ned Blanchard comes in a house afire punching and slamming SR and CMJ. He ducks a right from Reiger and sends him crashing into his partner following an atomic drop. New York’s Finest then staggers around towards Ned, a kick and SLINGSHOT SUPLEX~!! The cover. ONE! TWO! THR-- NO! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Lorelei jerks Ned off but not in that way; off Spencer. COLE Lorelei DeCenzo again sticking her chest where it doesn’t belong. Lori applauds herself for a job well done, then gets yanked by the hair onto the apron by Ned! COACH Who does Ned think he is, Chris Brown? Because Lorelei sure as hell isn’t Rihanna. Lay a hand on her and there’ll be a heavy price to pay. Though Ned’s a lover and fighter, he prefers loving from a hot chick and takes Lorelei around the world in 5 seconds. It’s only 5 seconds because he steps aside as CMJ rumbles forwards and accidentally knocks Lorelei off the apron! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" Ned clotheslines Colin over the top but CMJ lands on the apron. He climbs up top as Spencer Reiger catches Ned with a kick to the midsection and double underhooks both arms. Reiger lifts up and Maguire drops down to complete a sick SPIKE PEDIGREE!!! COACH DAYUM~! COLE Spike Reiger Counter! Spencer covers as Colin bumps Simon outside. ONE! TWO! THREE!!! * DINGDINGDING * COACH We’ve got new #1 contenders, Mikey Cole! COLE And I can’t believe it. Lorelei rushes inside and wraps her arms around CMJ and Spencer Reiger. As Michael Buffer is about to announce the official decision, THEODORE MONEYMAKER rips the microphone out of his hands. The Billion Dollar Heir joined by fellow Enterprise member CHRISTIAN WRIGHT inside the ring where handshakes are exchanged between them, Lorelei, CMJ and Spencer Reiger. MONEYMAKER Everybody get a good look at your kind laying in defeat right before me because it’s the last time you’ll ever see the Beverly Hills Blonds compete in this ring ever again. I told you all Simon and Ned would regret the day they left my Enterprise. Well that day has come. Not only did they lose their tag title shot at AngleMania VIII, Sunday night April 5th, but they also lost the rights to the Beverly Hills Blonds name! COLE What?! MONEYMAKER If you boys still had my lawyers going through all your contracts then you would’ve spotted the fine print on the contract we signed for the Anderson Cup. Because if you go back and check, you’ll notice all the stipulations agreed to -- your stupid camera and the BHB name on the line. You’d also see the contract was signed the Beverly Hills Blonds vs. The Enterprise, not Theodore Moneymaker and Christian Wright. All that was needed was my John Hancock. Now you were able to get past one Enterprise combo, but you weren’t able to get by the second. COACH Is Teddy saying what I think he is? MONEYMAKER You heard me right. I said they weren’t able to get past the second Enterprise combo because it gives me great pleasure introducing to you the next One & Only World tag team champions and NEWEST MEMBERS of the Enterprise… SPENCER REIGER and COLIN MAGUIRE, JR. LORELEI And behind every good man is a lady, and you’re looking at the honey that will lead her great men to championship gold… Lorelei DeCenzo. “Money Talks” by AC/DC cues and the Enterprise leave together. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
