Tony149 0 Report post Posted March 16, 2009 In next post will be a short promo from Simon and Ned. We swoop over to the world famous interview stage where Tony Brannigan is standing by. BRANNIGAN In a few short moments I’ll be joined by the man who made shockwaves one week ago with the addition of two new members to his Enterprise. But that’s not the only reason he’s in the news, because earlier this week OAOAST President Josie Baker launched an investigation into possible collusion between Theodore Moneymaker, V.I.C.E., Spencer Reiger and Colin Maguire, Jr. This on the heels of a bizarre chain of events that‘s gotten us to where we are tonight with Spencer Reiger and CMJ set to face Team Heyross for the One & Only World tag team championship Sunday night, April 5th live exclusively on pay-per-view at AngleMania VIII. So without further ado, let me bring out the man with the answers to all our questions, the Chairman and CEO of the Enterprise… THEODORE MMMOOOONNEYMAKER!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" “Money Talks” by AC/DC hits and Theodore Moneymaker doesn’t come alone, bringing his reorganized Enterprise along. Christian Wright, Spencer Reiger, CMJ and Lorelei DeCenzo are dressed sharp. BRANNIGAN Theodore Moneymaker, I and millions of OAOAST Marks everywhere cannot believe what occurred here last week. A forced gangbang of Simon Singleton and Ned Blanchard to strip them of the Beverly Hills Blonds name and their #1 contender status which they rightfully earned by winning the Anderson Cup! MONEYMAKER No, Brannigan, that was the MONEYGANG~! LORELEI The LDC Moneygang to be exact. Under my direction I‘ll have gold around my boys’ waists in no time. (rubbing hands down Spencer and Colin’s physiques) And I couldn’t be more excited at the prospect. SPENCER Out with the old, in with the new, Tony. Simon Singleton and Ned Blanchard loved to hype themselves as the hottest sports entertainers in the world. Well last week CMJ and I took those old-timers out back and put them down. The future of the OAOAST is here and their names are Spencer Reiger and Colin Maguire, Jr. COLIN Remembah 'em because you'll be hearing a lot from us in the comin' months. Nobody does it bettah than me and Spencah,eh! BRANNIGAN Now that we’ve taken care of that, what about the charges of collusion Josie Baker is checking into? MONEYMAKER What kind of operation does that ingrate Josie Baker think I‘m running, Brannigan? It’s first class all the way with everything done by the letter of the law, which she’ll no doubt be disappointed to learn. The fact she’s wasting the company’s money on this matter is grounds for her removal, in my humble opinion. BRANNIGAN So you’re denying any wrongdoing? MONEYMAKER Of course I am. The heart of Baker’s argument is that my Enterprise violated her ruling that we engage in a competitive MWC Conference Final. BRANNIGAN If that’s the case, then you’re S.O.L. The whole thing proved to be an elaborate ploy. MONEYMAKER Wrong! How could the Enterprise have violated her ruling when myself and Christian Wright were the only representatives? BRANNIGAN What do you mean by that? V.I.C.E. are members of your organization. MONEYMAKER Were members. BRANNIGAN :huh: “In the Air Tonight” by Non-point cues. MONEYMAKER Right now I’d like to introduced to you, led by their new manager INSPECTOR MORGAN NERDLY… two Violators, Intimidators and Capital E-fenders… DETECTIVE TANGO BOSLEY AND CPA… V.I.C.E.! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" BRANNIGAN :o V.I.C.E. and Inspector Nerdly acknowledge Moneymaker and company on their way to the ring. MONEYMAKER I can see the question racing through your mind, Brannigan. You wanna know how? Making Inspector Nerdly run-off weeks ago -- all part of the plan, my friend. What nobody else knew was Lorelei met her out back to sign over the contracts of V.I.C.E. BRANNIGAN That had to cost a pretty penny. How could Morgan even afford it? MONEYMAKER Being the generous man that I am, I loaned her the money which she’ll payback with interest! BWAHAHA! * DINGDINGDING * The bell sounds and V.I.C.E. pummel two unnamed jobbers unmercifully, which leads to one jobber’s ARREST & TRIAL (brain buster into rear naked choke) and the other a GIGATON PUNCH! COLE And just like that it’s over. COACH They ain’t working by the hour, baby boy. CPA places one foot on his overmatched opponent’s chest. ONE! TWO! THREE! * DINGDINGDING * BUFFER Here are you winners… DETECTIVE TANGO BOSLEY and CPA… VVVVVIIIIIIIIIIIIICE!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Victory obtained Detective Bosley refuses to let go of the choke. COLE This guy’s sadistic. COACH I only see a man who loves his job. Watching from the confines of the interview stage is Theodore Moneymaker along with the rest of the Enterprise. "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" The unexpected pop grabs Moneymaker’s attention. He looks and spots SIMON SINGLETON and NED BLANCHARD storming his way! MONEYMAKER :o Moneymaker and Wright hightail it to the ring but are followed by the former Beverly Hills Blonds. Inside they’re met by V.I.C.E. and a slugfest ensues. COLE Simon and Ned striking like cobras, a pair of [b][color="#FF8C00"]Orange County cobras[/color][/b]! Spencer Reiger and CMJ enter the fray and it becomes a 4 on 2 assault until TEAM HEYROSS arrive to even the odds. They go at it with Reiger and CMJ in an AM preview while Simon and Ned, shirts ripped and all, get them some of V.I.C.E. COLE Saddle down the Saddledome because all hell is breaking loose. COACH And it was all started by a couple of disgruntled former employees. Charlie Moss and Quentin Benjamin only added fuel to the fire by sticking their nose where it didn’t belong. What sore losers they are. Reiger, CMJ and V.I.C.E. retreat on Moneymaker’s orders. The Billion Dollar Heir furious at Simon and Ned. COLE OAOAST Marks, we need time to calm this explosive situation. Don’t you dare go away, HeldDOWN~! resumes after this. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tony149 0 Report post Posted March 16, 2009 To go on sometime after the above segment, that way you won't need me to fill a space with more WBF! [quote=EARLIER TONIGHT]Victory obtained Detective Bosley refuses to let go of the choke. COLE This guy’s sadistic. COACH I only see a man who loves his job. Watching from the confines of the interview stage is Theodore Moneymaker along with the rest of the Enterprise. "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" The unexpected pop grabs Moneymaker’s attention. He looks and spots SIMON SINGLETON and NED BLANCHARD storming his way! MONEYMAKER :o Moneymaker and Wright hightail it to the ring but are followed by the former Beverly Hills Blonds. Inside they’re met by V.I.C.E. and a slugfest ensues. COLE Simon and Ned striking like cobras, a pair of [b][color="#FF8C00"]Orange County cobras[/color][/b]! Spencer Reiger and CMJ enter the fray and it becomes a 4 on 2 assault until TEAM HEYROSS arrive to even the odds. They go at it with Reiger and CMJ in an AM preview while Simon and Ned, shirts ripped and all, get them some of V.I.C.E. COLE Saddle down the Saddledome because all hell is breaking loose. COACH And it was all started by a couple of disgruntled former employees. Charlie Moss and Quentin Benjamin only added fuel to the fire by sticking their nose where it didn’t belong. What sore losers they are. Reiger, CMJ and V.I.C.E. retreat on Moneymaker’s orders. The Billion Dollar Heir furious at Simon and Ned.[/quote] COLE That, ladies and gentlemen, occurred earlier this evening. Here with more on that our broadcast colleague Tony Brannigan. To our backstage interview position we go where Ned Blanchard paces back-and-forth as Simon and Molly stand alongside Tony Brannigan. BRANNIGAN At a time where people the world over are hurting, perhaps no two are suffering more than my guests Simon Singleton and Ned Blanchard. After all, it was just one week ago they lost the right… NED :angry: MOLLY Uh-oh. Simon you might wish to start, I don't believe the censor button could keep with the torrent of profanity Ned might unleash. SIMON Unless they’ve been living with Osama in some cave, everybody knows what happened last week. Ned and I got dealt a 1-2 punch that left us down but not out. We knew the risks of agreeing to face Spencer Reiger and a BUTT buddy of his choice with our #1 contenders spot at stake. What we didn’t know about was the diabolical plot behind it all. Oh yeah, you got us real good Teddy. Now it’s out turn to strike back like the [color="#FF8C00"][b]Orange County Cobras[/b][/color] that we are. MOLLY Ned, I'm going to ask you a question, and I went you to answer in total honesty if you could, can you speak without getting us booted off of air and network. NED Damn the network! Those assholes aren't anything but god damn sock puppets for Moneybitch! To hell with what they think about me! I don't give a crap about this network, I'd burn the whole damn headquarters down and piss on the ashes. Lets see Moneymaker write that off on his taxes. MOLLY I suppose that's a no. NED If you got the cajones, Teddy, then here next week you and CW will meet us in a special challenge match. Come dressed as you are, we don’t give a damn. We just want to sink our fangs into your sorry asses! Molly, Simon and Ned exit as we go… Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
