DECLASSIFIED: Let's have a going-away party thread for Kotz

[Czech please! 0]

I'm trying to think of a way we can do a big Spoon Sendoff before he leaves for the Army. We should try to compile as many great Spoon threads and things as we can. Ballston, State of America, that time he wrecked a car, the time he almost fucked a girl that was passed out, some stuff from when he was a mod, I dunno. Something.

[cobainwasmurdered 0]

From when he was a mod? I thought you wanted good stuff.

[Xavier Cromartie 0]

This thread should be publicized.

[Dear Führer 0]

Meh. Fine.

[Kinetic 0]

Patrick Spoon, Local Yokel will soon be transformed into Patrick Spoon, Ruthless Killing Machine. Turn some damn Middle Eastern country into a parking lot for ol' K-Tic, ya hear?

[Star Ocean 3 0]

Oooh, did they talk about me in any secret threads?

[Dear Führer 0]

Once, from one of Czech's thousand names, I think:

 

"I don't particularly like it either, but there's a lot of stuff on this board that I don't like but begrudgingly tolerate because it's not my place to eradicate it, like racist hate speech, eugenic hate speech, or Star Ocean 3. Besides, it's not as if this place turned into Stormfront or something."

[Star Ocean 3 0]

Ah, I figured there would be something like that from him. His obsession with me was very strange.