The One & Only SmartMarks Battle Royal Thread

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

:Spraypaints "Brian Urlacher 4 LIFE" on Kotzenjunge:

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

(paints FAVRE IS GOD over it in green and gold)

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

::With all the power mustered up in his ONE THOUSANDTH POST, he gives Kotzenjunge the stunner::

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

(says "NO POBO!!" and laughs off AoO's thousand post power. Kotzenjunge then proceeds to go Super Teutonic on him(complete with blond hair and blue eyes) and deliver Pure Ecstasy as well as the P.L.U.R. Driver)

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

::Overpowers Kotz's Super Teutonic powers by combining Back-length Blond hair, blue eyes, and *removes shirt* SHOCKINGLY WHITE swedish skin. Thus reflecting light into his eyes::

[Guest Sandman9000]

::Seeing exposed flesh, Sandman blasts lightbulb after lightbulb over AoO's exposed, turning the white flesh blood red::

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

*CWM spears Sandman to the ground...and takes over on beating up on AoO*

[Guest CED Ordonez]

*decides to get some offense in and puts the bleeding AoO in a Mr. Salty. Actually, he throws a Mr. Salty on the bleeding AoO, making sure it's loaded with salty goodness.

[Guest Midnight Express83]

::no sells shattered skull and gives AoO the flying headbutt::

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

::CWM puts a chair in the way::

[Guest Midnight Express83]

::lays on the ground in a bloody mess::

[Guest CED Ordonez]

*goes into Towel Boy mode, cleaning off the blood soaked ropes as the crowd goes "whoooOOOOAAAH!"*

[Guest evenflowDDT]

::evenflowDDT ARRIVES ON THE SCENE~! ... but is AGAIN taken away by security, having been long disqualified from the Battle Royal. He instead challenges CED to a game of DDR!::

[Guest Midnight Express83]

::gets up goes after Evenflow and gives him a Brainbuster on pieces of broken glass::

[Guest Chuck Woolery]

::Van Slaminators ME83::

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

::Polly Cutters Mike::

[Guest Sandman9000]

DDR?

 

::Sandman smokes everyone in Max300::

[Guest CED Ordonez]

*gladly accepts the DDR challenge from Evenflow, adding the stipulation that it must be a DDR barbed wired bars and exploding panels DEATHMATCH~!

[Guest evenflowDDT]

*gladly accepts the DDR challenge from Evenflow, adding the stipulation that it must be a DDR barbed wired bars and exploding panels DEATHMATCH~!

As long as its not Maniac, bro...

 

::evenflowDDT, barely conscious, with glass shards sticking out of his head from Midnight Express' Brainbuster ON THE GLASS~! Steps up to the DDR machine and puts in his tokens, since no arcades seem to accept quarters anymore::

[Guest evenflowDDT]

DDR?

 

::Sandman smokes everyone in Max300::

Max300?! Jesus... looks like I set myself up for two DDR-smokings in a short span in the same thread.

 

Oh well, at least we're not playing Pump it Up...

[Guest Sandman9000]

::Sandman, however, is cheating, using his computer and the DWI simulator to pass Max300. But don't tell Evenflow that::

 

OOC- I highly recommend Dl'in DWI or another simulator if you are a DDR fan. I have around 280 DDR songs that are playable, none of which cost me a penny. Fuckin right.

[Guest Marshall]

bah

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

(watches Evenflow do better than he could against the DDR folk. Kotzenjunge prefers to listen to the songs and watch people stomp on pads while calling it dancing.)

 

Actually...

 

(for the hell of it, bitchslaps Evenflow back into the arms of security because he knows Evenflow won't fight back)

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest evenflowDDT]

::Sandman, however, is cheating, using his computer and the DWI simulator to pass Max300. But don't tell Evenflow that::

 

OOC- I highly recommend Dl'in DWI or another simulator if you are a DDR fan. I have around 280 DDR songs that are playable, none of which cost me a penny. Fuckin right.

There are DDR simulators for PC? Dude, cool! Thanks for the tip... although how does it work, do they have pads for PC?

[Guest CED Ordonez]

*piledrives Sandman onto the DDR panel to finish his freestyle routine with a full combo. The panel, naturally, explodes on impact.*

 

Sandman: DWI is fun, but I still love going out and getting oohs and ahhs from the amazed arcade crowd that doesn't even get how to play DDR.

 

BTW, the hardest thing I've beaten is Healing Vision on maniac. I can barely clear the Max300 and Maxx Unlimited on standard

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

::CWM blind sides CED and forces him to watcha best of TEST video::

[Guest Sandman9000]

Bah, I just threw down one of the tougher songs off the top of my head. I've actually only played real DDR once in my life, when I had no idea what it was or what I was doing, and the game owned me.

 

After some hardcore DWI'ing, I think I could actually stand a chance now. Or at least not get totally owned.

 

Oh yeah, the thread.

 

::No-sells::

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

::CWM stands back and admires Sandman's no selling powers::

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

(whacks CWM with a lawn gnome while he's busy staring at Sandman and picking his ass)

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

::CWM is at one with the Gnome so the Gnome COMES ALIVE and bites Kotz repeatedly::