The One & Only SmartMarks Battle Royal Thread

[Guest Sandman9000]

::The cops arrive and take away R. Kelly. Sandman hits Corey in the head with the razorblade bat, and retreats to the back for something more appropriate to brawl in::

[Guest Shaved Bear]

::Bear lays on he floor, remaining dead::

[Guest nWoScorpion]

<moons everyone on the ramp and does a funny dance to mock everyone>

[Guest The Hollywood Fashion Plate]

::The titantron cuts to thesmartmarks.com's internet broadcasting table near the ramp, where Slickster is doing commentary alongside Mark Madden and Joey Styles::

[Guest alfdogg]

::walks by the booth eating a vanilla ice cream cone, but trips and drops it on Slickster's face::

 

AD: damn dude, I'm sorry. You should go clean up...you look like Anglesault after he met Kurt Angle at an autograph signing!

 

::runs up the ramp and powerbombs nWoScorpion off the stage::

[Guest Sandman9000]

::taps Alf on the shoulder:

 

"Old joke, essa."

 

::Runs by, jumps off the stage and nails Slick with a Senton Atomico, and runs off::

[Guest Shaved Bear]

::The spirit of the deceased Shaved Bear floats down, kids sandman with a cinderblock, and vanishes into Heaven unharmed::

[Guest bob_barron]

Barron runs in again and lays out everyone with the power of the punch

[Guest nWoScorpion]

::Scorpion nails Barron in the head with a tire iron::

[Guest alfdogg]

::gives Sandman a BURNING HAMMER for ruining his joke::

[Guest The Hollywood Fashion Plate]

::wipes off ice cream, and whips Sandman9000 into the crowd, then reenacts the Tupelo concession stand brawl::

[Guest Sandman9000]

::Hits Slick in the head with a bottle of mustard, before getting bored and deciding to smash lightbulbs over poor Slick's head::

[Guest cartman]

*sees Jerome acting like a fool and gets pissed, V-chip malfunctions again and goes super sayin on his ass*

[Guest Sandman9000]

::Hits Cartman in the head with a lightbulb::

[Guest cartman]

"Respect My Authoritay!"

 

*simply sits on sandman*

[Guest nWoScorpion]

Wow, I havn't been atatcked yet. GO ME!

[Guest Sandman9000]

::Throws Cartman onto nWoScorpion::

[Guest MrBiznatch]

comes running out and goes for a flying forearm but misses and slams head first into the barrier.

[Guest Sandman9000]

::Kicks MrBiznatch while he is down::

[Guest nWoScorpion]

<Hulk Hogan-izes everyone for the next hour>

[Guest The Hollywood Fashion Plate]

::wipes off mustard, does the Ric Flair "drop to knees, beg for mercy, and hit 'em in the nuts when the ref's not looking" thing to Sandman9000::

[Guest Sandman9000]

::However, Slick never gets near Sandman's groin, since Sandman is beating Slick over the head with a barbed wire and lightbulb shovel::

[Guest alfdogg]

BUMP~!

 

*grabs a beehive and smashes it over Sandman's head*

 

*runs from the bees*

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

::CWM throws honey on ALf as he runs by::

 

CWM: You also need to check out Smark Talk...your sig has many funny changes...payback for the changes to mine.

[Guest T®ITEC]

(*runs in and hits CWM with a lawn gnome*)

[Guest The Superstar]

::Helps TRITEC because she has HOT NEWZ~! in her sig::

[Guest T®ITEC]

(*takes a sledgehammer and hits CWM in the quad*)

 

(*suddenly slips and tears her quad*)

[Guest The Superstar]

::commends TRITEC for updating her sig with more HOT NEWZ~! goodness::

[Guest Sandman9000]

::Kicks Hot Newz in the balls and wonders why we bumped this thread when he was the OAOAST back on the site::

[Guest T®ITEC]

(*yells at the superstar for not helping with a torn quad*)

 

(*still appreciates HOT NEWZ~!*)