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Guest cobainwasmurdered
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::CWM tries to attack Alf but trips and tears his quad again.::

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Guest Kotzenjunge
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(applauds Dames's AWESOME finishing maneuver, because it's a REAL finisher)

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

Guest T®ITEC
Posted

(*returns from Hollywood, still being The Rock*)

 

(*helps the delicious sandman*)

 

Jabroni!

Guest Kotzenjunge
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(kicks Sandman's ass because he isn't a kissass, Dames just rules)

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

Guest Sandman9000
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::Wonders how the hell he is delicious. Also wonders why the paper he wrote sucks so hard. Goddamn words::

Guest Kotzenjunge
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(tells Sandman that WORD IS EVIL and refers him to the TimeCube)

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

Guest cobainwasmurdered
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::CWM shows up with KYLIE on his arm::

Guest T®ITEC
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(*gasps, faints, and is knocked into a coma...*)

 

Pity The Rock.

Guest cobainwasmurdered
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*CWM and KYLIE strut around the thread. CWM and KYLIE get bored with looking at the common SMarks so they go off to be by themselves....if you know what I'm saying*

Guest Kotzenjunge
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(calls upon an army of lawn gnomes to go destroy CWM and rescue Kylie, as she is obviously being held against her will)

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

Guest cobainwasmurdered
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*CWM and KYLIE fight off the lawn Gnomes. KYLIE laughs in Kotz's face and CWM and KYLIE dissapear into a closet*

Guest Sandman9000
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::Sandman digs a moat around the closet door to keep Kotzen out, while CWM has his way with Kylie. HOWEVER, Sandman fills the moat with American beer, which should poison CWM within seconds::

Guest cobainwasmurdered
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*CWM fights Bradshaw off and tosses him into the American Beer Moat*

Guest Kotzenjunge
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(Kylie's SWERVE~! worked perfectly, and her and Kotzenjunge go off to really enjoy themselves)

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

Guest cobainwasmurdered
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*KYLIE pulls off the mask and It's PAT PATTERSON! Strangely this only makes Kotz happier and they continue on their way*

Guest Kotzenjunge
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(Kotzenjunge pukes all over Pat and goes to find the real Kylie)

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

Guest cobainwasmurdered
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*But for some reason Kotz keeps going back to Pat...he seems to oddly attract Kotz*

Guest Kotzenjunge
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(locks himself away from Pat so he can watch BLIND DATE~!)

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

Guest cobainwasmurdered
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*On Blind Date CWM is set up with Trish Stratus....watch while SPARKS FLY~!*

Guest Sandman9000
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::Jackie Gayda runs in on the date and tries to attack CWM, but blows the spot, pops her implants, gets lost, and starts to cry::

Guest T®ITEC
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(*The Rock, AKA TRITEC, comforts Jackie as he/she takes her/the robot to the hospital/repair shop.*)

Guest Kotzenjunge
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(Kylie and Kotzenjunge wake up after sleeping for 15 hours and ask why no one's fighting anymore. They see Jackie Gayda being dragged away to be repaired and understand)

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

Guest T®ITEC
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(An hour later...)

 

(*The Rock returns with Jackie Gayda and brand new ownership papers*)

 

Jackie Gayda now belongs to The Rock! Anyone messes with it, and you'll have to answer to The Rock!

Guest Sandman9000
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::Both of Jackie's ACLs tear simultaneously. Her implants pop, her vetrebrae explodes, and she collapses into tears::

Guest T®ITEC
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(*The Rock begins to cry*)

 

But I JUST FIXED HER! She cost me $13.50!!! THAT WAS IN CANADIAN MONEY, DAMN YOU!!!

 

(*Kicks Sandman in the balls out of frustration, then begins to weep*)

 

The Rock.. loved.. Jackie.. SO MUCH...

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