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Guest Midnight Express83
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::does a VERY VERY late run in and gives TRIEC the 20 min HHH promo::

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Guest T®ITEC
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(*The Rock quietly cries as he listens to the twenty minutes promo*)

 

Midnight Express: What's the matter with you?

The Rock: The Rock.. can't remember his lines...

Midnight Express: You moron!

 

(*Midnight Express Cena-slaps The Rock.*)

 

(*The Rock takes Jackie's torso and runs into the woods*)

Guest cobainwasmurdered
Posted

*CWM doesn't feel like going back to page 14 to see what was going on so he PIMP SMACKS TRITEC*

Guest CED Ordonez
Posted

*Returns from his backstage weeping session to bump like crazy for the other participants*

Guest cobainwasmurdered
Posted

*CWM puts CED through a flaming table*

Guest CED Ordonez
Posted

*repeatedly screams "DAMMIT!" as he rolls on the ground*

Guest cobainwasmurdered
Posted

*CWM grabs a fire estingusher and Sprays CED with it...then Piledrives CED on some TACKS~!*

Guest bravesfan
Posted

Bravesfan enters, pulls a "Stasiak" and eliminates himself.

 

 

 

Post 300: Quick, easy painless. / HHH promos: Slow, plodding, pointless.

Guest Agent of Oblivion
Posted

:Enters in full body armor with an axe:

Guest Midnight Express83
Posted

::pulls a Brian Pillman on AoO(pulling a gun)::

 

NOW WHATS GOING TO SAVE YOU PUNK?!

Guest Agent of Oblivion
Posted

My armor. :Chops MX right in the skull and delivers a double axehandle. Literally:

Guest Midnight Express83
Posted

::uses HHH's power to no sell death:: HA Ha.....::falls to the floor bleeding everywhere::

Guest Sandman9000
Posted

::Sandman approaches AoO from his blind side and trips him. Poor guy is like a turtle with that armor::

Guest CED Ordonez
Posted

*uses the AoO diversion to slide underneath the bottom rope and seek medical attention on the outside*

Guest T®ITEC
Posted

(*The Rock returns from the woods, feeling far more satisfied, having "buried" Jackie Gayda.*)

 

Now then! The Rock wants to-- oh, so you try to escape, eh?!

 

(*The Rock grabs CED Ordonez and takes him to the woods for "medical treatment".*)

Guest cobainwasmurdered
Posted

::CWM blindsides Sandman and busts a Gnome over his head::

Guest CED Ordonez
Posted

*would much rather take a gnome to the dome at the moment rather than suffer his current fate*

Guest cobainwasmurdered
Posted

::CWM slips under the ropes and goes and saces CED. CWM drags him back into the ring where he wraps him in barbed wire and tosses him around::

Guest Sandman9000
Posted

::Sandman beats the barbed wire wrapped CED with a hockey stick::

Guest cobainwasmurdered
Posted

::CWM grabs a baseball bat and breaks it over CED's ribs::

Guest CED Ordonez
Posted

*simply shrugs his shoulders and continues to take a beating*

Guest Sandman9000
Posted

::Sandman pees on CED to see how he likes that::

Guest CED Ordonez
Posted

*gets fed up at his bumping hospitiality has officially been abused and begins no-selling Sandman's offense, but not before somehow escaping his barbed wire encasing and kicking Sandman in his exposed junk. Bitch...*

Guest Midnight Express83
Posted

::while doing a 1.0 muta gives CED a shot to the head with the LOADED TENNIS RACKET OF DOOM~!!::

Guest cobainwasmurdered
Posted

::CWM hits CED with a sledge hammer in a fit of jealousy::

 

CWM: I'm the only one who no sells here!

Guest alfdogg
Posted

::removes a STAINED GLASS WINDOW~! from the wall and bashes it over CWM's head::

Guest cobainwasmurdered
Posted

::CWM NO SELLS becuase he is THAT FUCKING GREAT, he grabs a near by wrench and uses it to choke ALF::

Guest cobainwasmurdered
Posted

::CWM opens a can of whoop-ass::

Guest Kotzenjunge
Posted

(Big Money Shuffles back into the fray and smacks CWM around while dancing circles around him saying "I'M MORE OVER THAN YOU ON EWR!!!")

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

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