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Guest Kotzenjunge
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(hurls the gnome off of himself against a wall, and the gnome breaks into a thousand pieces. BUT! each gnome fragment turns into a little gnome!!! Kotzenjunge pulls out a blowtorch and sizzles the little fuckers, then goes after CWM)

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

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Guest cobainwasmurdered
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::CWM pulls out a dozen gnomes and they all attack Kotz...plus they ones Kotz sizzeled reform and go back on the offensive.

Guest CED Ordonez
Posted

*runs like hell from the gnomes and takes an announce table bump instead, hoping LPYC will scream, 'Bah gawd, CED is broken in half!'"*

Guest Kotzenjunge
Posted

(hangs on a chandelier above the gnome army)

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

Guest CED Ordonez
Posted

*blindfolds himself and attempts to pinata attack Kotz with the Long Wooden Stick of "NO POBO!"-NESS-NESS~!

Guest Thunderkid
Posted

::does something very painful to everyone in the thread::

Guest Sandman9000
Posted

::Provides various sauces to AoO and tells him to keep up the good work::

Guest T®ITEC
Posted

(*The Rock, now dressing as Jerry Lawler*)

 

PUPPIES! LOOK AT THE PUPPIES ON THAT GNOME, JR !!! WOW! THEY'RE BIGGER THAN THE ONES ON MY LAST GIRLFRIEND, EVEN !!!

Guest Kotzenjunge
Posted

(chills in BLACK MANTA~! after the gnomes are taken care of, puts the top up, the seat back, and listens to KYLIE~!)

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

Guest T®ITEC
Posted

(*Slashes Kotz's tires for giving me the NO POBO~!!! treatment, as he [rightfully] ignored my dumb post*)

Guest Kotzenjunge
Posted

(says "oh FUCK NO!!" because you DON'T FUCK WITH BLACK MANTA~!, and promptly powerbombs TRITEC off of the parking garage in which the car was sitting. He then pushes a button on the dashboard and the tires repair themselves)

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

Guest Kingpk
Posted

*Sneaks a copy of Barenaked into Kotz's CD player while he's distracted and hides in the bushes.*

Guest T®ITEC
Posted

(*Points out PK's actions as The Rock bleeds internally*)

 

If The Rock is to die, The Rock doesn't want to die dressed as Lawler! HELP THE ROCK!

Guest Kotzenjunge
Posted

(gets back into BLACK MANTA~! and says "what the hell is this?" After getting into it a little bit, the sheer unremarkability of it gets to him, and he grabs THE TECHNO~!, popping in Club Nation America and making the parking garage tremble with the extreme bass and coolness of it)

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

Guest Chuck Woolery
Posted

::out of nowhere comes BAH GAWD MIKE VAN SICLEN, who runs to a door::

 

*knock knock!*

 

::an old guy opens the door::

 

Guy: No, I don't want any of your Girl Scout Cookies.

 

Mike: Die.

 

::VAN SLAMINATOR~! on the old guy. Mike leaves, leaning on a car and basically going back to contributing nothing to the boards::

Guest Kotzenjunge
Posted

(kicks MVS off of BLACK MANTA~!, because only SPOON can lean on BLACK MANTA~!)

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

Guest Chuck Woolery
Posted

::fine. Leans on SIlVEr MAnTA~! because it's cooler than BLACK MANTA~!::

Guest Kotzenjunge
Posted

(doesn't care about the loser car that MVS is leaning on, and hurls an open bucket of paint at its hood from the safety of BLACK MANTA~!, which, with its(future) TURBOCHARGED ENGINE, can rocket away at speeds UP TO AND INCLUDING 200 (kph) if it ever gets into trouble!!!!!!!!)

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

Guest Chuck Woolery
Posted

::decides he hates cars and buys a bicycle.::

 

Mike: Save the tr33s!

Guest Kotzenjunge
Posted

(runs down MVS and his bicycle, because he has no other targets right now)

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

Guest Zack Malibu
Posted

::Comes in and assists Kotz in disposing of MVS.::

Guest Kotzenjunge
Posted

(welcomes Zack Malibu into BLACK MANTA~!, since Zack appreciates the car styles of the 80s and early 90s, surely. They blast That Club Mix and run over The Rock, finally killing him)

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

Guest Kotzenjunge
Posted

(after events in the WWE folder, kicks Zack out of BLACK MANTA~! and sits CC in his place. They listen to No Doubt and wait for Anglesault to show up)

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

Guest Anglesault
Posted

::AS drives in the AnglesaultOffRoad Vehicle (Formerly the aWoffroad Vehicle) and runs Kotzen over.::

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