Guest Kotzenjunge Posted October 4, 2002 Report Posted October 4, 2002 (hurls the gnome off of himself against a wall, and the gnome breaks into a thousand pieces. BUT! each gnome fragment turns into a little gnome!!! Kotzenjunge pulls out a blowtorch and sizzles the little fuckers, then goes after CWM) Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge
Guest cobainwasmurdered Posted October 4, 2002 Report Posted October 4, 2002 ::CWM pulls out a dozen gnomes and they all attack Kotz...plus they ones Kotz sizzeled reform and go back on the offensive.
LaParkaYourCar Posted October 4, 2002 Report Posted October 4, 2002 *calls the action from ringside* By gawd those gnomes are hosses!!! Just look at em come back to life!
Guest CED Ordonez Posted October 4, 2002 Report Posted October 4, 2002 *runs like hell from the gnomes and takes an announce table bump instead, hoping LPYC will scream, 'Bah gawd, CED is broken in half!'"*
LaParkaYourCar Posted October 4, 2002 Report Posted October 4, 2002 By gawd CED is broken in fourths! Oh whatta slobberknocker!
Guest Kotzenjunge Posted October 4, 2002 Report Posted October 4, 2002 (hangs on a chandelier above the gnome army) Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge
LaParkaYourCar Posted October 4, 2002 Report Posted October 4, 2002 Folks I've seen it all. In my 50+ years in the business I have never seen a man hang from a chandelier. I can hang up my Black Resistol Hat and retire a happy man now by gawd!
Guest CED Ordonez Posted October 4, 2002 Report Posted October 4, 2002 *blindfolds himself and attempts to pinata attack Kotz with the Long Wooden Stick of "NO POBO!"-NESS-NESS~!
Guest Thunderkid Posted October 4, 2002 Report Posted October 4, 2002 ::does something very painful to everyone in the thread::
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted October 4, 2002 Report Posted October 4, 2002 ::Begins EATING the gnomes::
Guest Sandman9000 Posted October 4, 2002 Report Posted October 4, 2002 ::Provides various sauces to AoO and tells him to keep up the good work::
Guest T®ITEC Posted October 4, 2002 Report Posted October 4, 2002 (*The Rock, now dressing as Jerry Lawler*) PUPPIES! LOOK AT THE PUPPIES ON THAT GNOME, JR !!! WOW! THEY'RE BIGGER THAN THE ONES ON MY LAST GIRLFRIEND, EVEN !!!
Guest Kotzenjunge Posted October 4, 2002 Report Posted October 4, 2002 (chills in BLACK MANTA~! after the gnomes are taken care of, puts the top up, the seat back, and listens to KYLIE~!) Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge
Guest T®ITEC Posted October 4, 2002 Report Posted October 4, 2002 (*Slashes Kotz's tires for giving me the NO POBO~!!! treatment, as he [rightfully] ignored my dumb post*)
Guest Kotzenjunge Posted October 4, 2002 Report Posted October 4, 2002 (says "oh FUCK NO!!" because you DON'T FUCK WITH BLACK MANTA~!, and promptly powerbombs TRITEC off of the parking garage in which the car was sitting. He then pushes a button on the dashboard and the tires repair themselves) Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge
Guest Kingpk Posted October 4, 2002 Report Posted October 4, 2002 *Sneaks a copy of Barenaked into Kotz's CD player while he's distracted and hides in the bushes.*
Guest T®ITEC Posted October 4, 2002 Report Posted October 4, 2002 (*Points out PK's actions as The Rock bleeds internally*) If The Rock is to die, The Rock doesn't want to die dressed as Lawler! HELP THE ROCK!
Guest Kotzenjunge Posted October 4, 2002 Report Posted October 4, 2002 (gets back into BLACK MANTA~! and says "what the hell is this?" After getting into it a little bit, the sheer unremarkability of it gets to him, and he grabs THE TECHNO~!, popping in Club Nation America and making the parking garage tremble with the extreme bass and coolness of it) Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge
Guest Chuck Woolery Posted October 4, 2002 Report Posted October 4, 2002 ::out of nowhere comes BAH GAWD MIKE VAN SICLEN, who runs to a door:: *knock knock!* ::an old guy opens the door:: Guy: No, I don't want any of your Girl Scout Cookies. Mike: Die. ::VAN SLAMINATOR~! on the old guy. Mike leaves, leaning on a car and basically going back to contributing nothing to the boards::
Guest Kotzenjunge Posted October 4, 2002 Report Posted October 4, 2002 (kicks MVS off of BLACK MANTA~!, because only SPOON can lean on BLACK MANTA~!) Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge
Guest Chuck Woolery Posted October 4, 2002 Report Posted October 4, 2002 ::fine. Leans on SIlVEr MAnTA~! because it's cooler than BLACK MANTA~!::
Guest Kotzenjunge Posted October 4, 2002 Report Posted October 4, 2002 (doesn't care about the loser car that MVS is leaning on, and hurls an open bucket of paint at its hood from the safety of BLACK MANTA~!, which, with its(future) TURBOCHARGED ENGINE, can rocket away at speeds UP TO AND INCLUDING 200 (kph) if it ever gets into trouble!!!!!!!!) Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge
Guest Chuck Woolery Posted October 4, 2002 Report Posted October 4, 2002 ::decides he hates cars and buys a bicycle.:: Mike: Save the tr33s!
Guest Kotzenjunge Posted October 4, 2002 Report Posted October 4, 2002 (runs down MVS and his bicycle, because he has no other targets right now) Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge
Guest Zack Malibu Posted October 4, 2002 Report Posted October 4, 2002 ::Comes in and assists Kotz in disposing of MVS.::
Guest Kotzenjunge Posted October 4, 2002 Report Posted October 4, 2002 (welcomes Zack Malibu into BLACK MANTA~!, since Zack appreciates the car styles of the 80s and early 90s, surely. They blast That Club Mix and run over The Rock, finally killing him) Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge
Guest Kotzenjunge Posted October 4, 2002 Report Posted October 4, 2002 (after events in the WWE folder, kicks Zack out of BLACK MANTA~! and sits CC in his place. They listen to No Doubt and wait for Anglesault to show up) Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge
Guest Anglesault Posted October 4, 2002 Report Posted October 4, 2002 ::AS drives in the AnglesaultOffRoad Vehicle (Formerly the aWoffroad Vehicle) and runs Kotzen over.::
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