The One & Only SmartMarks Battle Royal Thread

[Guest NaturalBornThriller4:20]

NBT-snatches-KotzenJunge-from-Ringside-and-rolls-him-into

the-Ring.He-hits-KotzenJunge-with-a-Spinning-Heel-Kick-off

of-the-Top-Rope,followed-by-a-Five-Star-Frog-Splash.

NBT-then-throws-KotzenJunge-back-to-Ringside.

 

NBT:"Welcome-to-the-show"

[Guest Youth N Asia]

*YNA farts and Anglesault releases the hold...YNA counters with a sideheadlock...the crowd POPS! Steve Corino is marking out ringside*

[Guest NaturalBornThriller4:20]

NBT-shoves-an-Scented-Candle-up-YNA's-Ass.

NBT-then-Superkicks-him.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

I'm sorry, but I'm afraid I have to no-sell what you just did to me, as well as have you killed.

 

(in a dramatic change of pace for this battle royal, a member of the Praetorian Guard shoots and kills Natural Born Thriller)

 

Don't screw with the State.

 

Would anyone else like to try and bother the Proconsul as he enjoys a fine evening of action? Didn't think so.

[Guest Anglesault]

NUH UH! You can't counter the BACKSLIDE~!

[Guest Youth N Asia]

Fraid so...now let me get the candle out of my ass *POP...* There it is

[Guest NaturalBornThriller4:20]

NBT-is-"The-One"

He-is-wearing-a-Bulletproof-Vest-and-dodges-the-Bullets.

 

NBT-stops-the-Bullets-and-sends-them-into-KotzenJunge.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Right. Here is where I reinstate my disbelief. Later, all.

[Guest Anglesault]

Fraid so...now let me get the candle out of my ass *POP...* There it is

Are you claiming to be better than John "second coming" Cena?

[Guest NaturalBornThriller4:20]

NBT-shoves-another-Scented-Candle-up-YNA's-Ass.

NBT-then-smashes-him-in-the-Ass-with-the-Steel-Chair.

Setting-the-Candle-off-and-burning-YNA's-Ass-straight

to-Hell.

[Guest Shaved Bear]

::Bear runs in from the crowd, hits everyone in the ring with a sledgehammer, and starts making intense faces:

[Guest NaturalBornThriller4:20]

NBT-ducks-the-Sledgehammer-shot-and-Superkicks-Shaved

Bear-over-the-Top-Rope,sending-him-to-the-Floor-below.

 

NBT-once-again-stands-in-the-Ring-alone.

[Guest Shaved Bear]

::Bear calls in his cronies (the Forest Rangers B) ) and they beat the shit out of NBT where Bear crawls back in and puts the Maul on NBT, and he leaves the ring celebrating his moral victory::

[Guest Youth N Asia]

*YNA burns to death and dies...Steve Corino sitting ring side gasps and quickly calls upon the spirit on Lou Thesz to enter YNA's body*

 

*Youth N Asia Thesz springs to his feet hitting Anglesault with a series of stiff kicks and puts him out cold with a sleeper hold*

[Guest Anglesault]

::AS sells::

[Guest NaturalBornThriller4:20]

Forest-Rangers-can't-hurt-me!

 

NBT-deals-with-the-Forest-Rangers-easily.

 

NBT-then-runs-Backstage.He-sees-Shaved-Bear-and-stuffs

him-in-a-Trash-Can.

NBT-then-gives-Shaved-Bear-a-VAN-TERMINATOR!

[Guest Youth N Asia]

*Youth N Asia Thesz releases the hold and proceeds to cut a promo about how things were in the good ol days...most of the crowd leave to get drinks*

[Guest Shaved Bear]

::Being a Bear, he breaks out of the trashcan, snacks on it, then uses a shard and puts it through NBT's face, leaving him in a bloodied mess::

[Guest NaturalBornThriller4:20]

Beaten-and-Bloodied,NBT-recovers.

He-sets-Shaved-Bear-on-Fire-and-then-chops-him-up-with

an-Axe.

 

Shaved,Your-spirit-will-live-on-through-Winnie-The-Pooh.

 

HA!

[Guest Angle-plex]

::It is reported Tommy Fiero starts writing for this thread. Get ready for Goldust vs Spiderman soon!::

[Guest Shaved Bear]

::Winnie the Pooh blindsides NBT with a hunneyjar, and the procedes to take a shit in NBT's mouth::

[Guest Youth N Asia]

*Youth N Asia Thesz declares "I'm too old for this shit"...leaves the ring and figures if this is still going on in the morning he'll check back in*

[Guest NaturalBornThriller4:20]

NBT-rolls-out-of-the-way-just-in-time.

A-Police-Officer-sees-what's-happening-and-gives-Winnie

The-Pooh-and-$100-Fine-for-not-cleaning-up-his-own

Shit.

[Guest Shaved Bear]

Winnie-The-Pooh opens the Bees on the cops, and then pulls a gun out of the holster, where he then holds the gun up to the head of NBT and fires away, leaving NBT with a bullet through his head, and he is left for dead, the mortician then drains all of his blood out

 

(try getting out of that one)

[Guest NaturalBornThriller4:20]

NBT-is-"The-One"

 

He-dodges-the-Bullet-and-sends-it-through-Winnie-The-Pooh.

 

(Get-out-of-that-one)

[Guest Shaved Bear]

::Winnie the Pooh takes off the suit, only to be HHH, where he no sells being shot, and he takes everyone, wrestlers and people in the arena out for dinner, so NBT is left in the ring, alone, where his powers are useless::

[Guest NaturalBornThriller4:20]

NBT-has-already-left-and-gone-to-Dinner,so-he-is-not-alone.

[Guest Shaved Bear]

::so everyone eats dinner happily, except Bear, and Pooh, who are dead, but NBT then bites into cyanide in his food, and dies in the restaurant::

[Guest NaturalBornThriller4:20]

Unfortunetly,

Shaved-Bear-has-no-idea-where-NBT-is-having-his-Dinner.

[Guest Shaved Bear]

::Shaved Bear died, but HHH had his revenge for being shot, so using his political power he had your food laced with cyanide, so anyone that eats in NY (i know you live there) in a restaurant has cyandie poisoning