The One & Only SmartMarks Battle Royal Thread

[Guest NaturalBornThriller4:20]

::NBT-hasn't-recieved-his-Food-yet::

 

Thanks-for-the-warning.

[Guest Shaved Bear]

::NBT then walks into a super market, and after stepping inside, HHH has the building explode, where he then pulls out NBT's corpse and burns it::

[Guest NaturalBornThriller4:20]

Ah.....yeah.......m'kay........i'm-sorry-to-have-to-tell-you-this

but-i'm-not-in-a-Supermarket.

 

Out-of-character:

 

Do-you-live-in-the-NYC-area?

[Guest gwf0704]

GWF0704 comes out and starts reminiscing about the "good old days" of watching Thesz, Gagne, Race and Funk wrestle a good and decent match!

[Guest NaturalBornThriller4:20]

NBT:Hey-Slappy!Shut-the-Fuck-up!

 

::NBT-comes-down-to-the-Ring-and-Belly-To-Belly-Suplex'

gwf-over-the-Top-Rope::

 

NBT:"In-the-words-of-the-WWE"Get-the-F-out"

[Guest alfdogg]

::as NBT celebrates, AD clotheslines him over the top and hits the SPACE FLYING TIGER DROP~!::

[Guest NaturalBornThriller4:20]

::NBT-is-not-celebrating.He-sees-AD's-Dropkick-and-blocks

it.NBT-gives-AD-his-brand-new-move,"Down-And-Out".

NBT-picks-AD-up-and-tosses-him-over-the-Top-Rope::

 

::NBT-looks-at-his-Watch-and-waits-for-the-next-SonBitch

to-enter::

[Guest alfdogg]

::AD doesn't know what NBT's new move is, so he no-sells just in case it's a shitty one. He returns with his nunchucks and obliterates NBT, then puts him in an ambulance and drives off with it. He ties him to a tree and drives back to the arena, then gives Bradshaw and Pat Patterson directions to the tree::

[Guest NaturalBornThriller4:20]

It's-a-Vertebreaker.

 

::Reject-SELLS-the-injury.When-he-recovers,he-asks-AD-if-he

would-join-him-in-an-InVasion-of-the-SWF-Boards.

[Guest Shaved Bear]

Ah.....yeah.......m'kay........i'm-sorry-to-have-to-tell-you-this

but-i'm-not-in-a-Supermarket.

 

Out-of-character:

 

Do-you-live-in-the-NYC-area?

sure do

[Guest NaturalBornThriller4:20]

Manhattan?

[Guest Shaved Bear]

nah, Brooklyn

[Guest alfdogg]

::AD kneecaps Shaved Bear with his nunchucks::

[Guest Perfect Plex]

(Being an X-Pac fan, marks for the nunchucks at ringside)

[Guest GenerationNever]

GN takes out a mop, a very familar mop! This is Neo Sandman's(my name for Sandman 9000)old mop(purchased on eBAY! GN sneaks up behind PP, kicks him in the stomach, opens his mouth, and starts to shove the mop down his throat! The mop is stained with sweat and the dried blood on Neo Sandman's former opponents, this causes Perfect Plex to gag.

[Guest Perfect Plex]

(PP falls to the arena floor, clutching his throat and gagging. When GN turns around to pose, however, he stumbles to his feet and Tommy Dreamers all over GN)

[Guest GenerationNever]

GN low-blows PP with the other side of the mop, PP falls to the ground. GN cleans up the vomit with the mop. After cleaning some of it up, he sticks the mop down PP's throat again.

[Guest Perfect Plex]

(After overselling the mop for about an hour, PP removes it from his esophagus and runs away, with GN in hot pursuit. Finally, at the entranceway he finds the woodchipper left by his buddy Raven. He tries to jam the whole thing into it before GN can catch him)

[Guest GenerationNever]

GenerationNever has grown tired of this, he gives up the chase and leaves.

[Guest Mystery Eskimo]

:: Eskimo runs in late, looks around and does a happy little dance ::

[Guest y2jailbait]

**Smacks eskimo and says "Learn to dance!", then does his 80's break dance routine and challenges anyone to a dance off**

[Guest Youth N Asia]

*Youth N Asia Thesz walks to the ring in his pajamas and slippers with a warm glass of milk*

 

"Screw this", he says to himself.

 

*Youth N Asia Thesz takes a seat in the front row next to Steve Corino, telling him stories about Karl Gotch and Bruno*

[Guest NaturalBornThriller4:20]

NBT-comes-through-the-Crowd-and-catches-YNA-in-the

Front-Row.

He-throws-him-into-the-Ring.

NBT-Gives-YNA-a-Kick-to-the-Face-off-of-the-Top-Rope,followed

by-a-Five-Star-Frog-Splash!

[Guest Youth N Asia]

*Youth N Asis Thesz no sells (he's old school) and puts NTB in an oldschool sleeper hold till he turns blue...then goes back to minding his own business in the front row...birds start picking at NTB*

[Guest NaturalBornThriller4:20]

NBT-no-sells.He-breaks-out-of-the-Sleeper-and-puts-YNA

in-the-Tazzmission.

NBT-picks-up-a-choked-out-YNA-and-tosses-him-over-the-Top

Rope-and-into-the-Front-Row.

 

NBT:Next-Victim-please!

[Guest Zack Malibu]

::Zack Malibu comes in, weilding a mic.

 

"Well, look at what we have here. Looks like a few more boys wanna get in on the act. Guys like YNA, Kotzenjunge, whoever else sticks their noses in this thread...why don't you mosey on over to the OAOAST forums, sign your names on the dotted line, and prove yourselves. You want No Holds Barred, well we got it. You think your badass, then why don't you all prove it. As the next OAOAST World Champion, I'll be waiting for you."::

 

Click on the link! Join! JOIN!

[Guest Sandman9000]

::Sandman enters from behind and smashes lightbulbs over Zack::

 

"I just can't help myself. Everytime I see Zack, I either destroy him verbally or physically. Let's see Zack cut a 20 minute-promo to get himself out of this situation."

 

::Corino enters the ring. Sandman breathes on Corino's face. Corino is busted open. NBT and YNA enter, and they get lightbulb shots to the skull. Sandman busts a lightbulb over his head, just for the hell of it::

[Guest Zack Malibu]

::Zack opts for a 20 minute asskicking, as he hits repeated Zack Attack's and Trendsetter's on Sandman, making him dizzy and woozy since he probably has a major concussion. Zack lets Corino go stiff style, but before that can happen, the APA theme hits, and Bradshaw comes storming to the ring. He tells everyone to back off, and that he's going to give it to Sandamn "stiff style". Bradshaw shows off an economy sized bottle of Vaseline, and drags a kicking and screaming Sandman up the ramp and to the back.::

[Guest Sandman9000]

::Sandman still has his shotgun, so he kneecaps Bradshaw. Sandman doesn't use his brain, so there is no big deal with the concussions. Corino's passed out on the mat from blood loss. Zack is too busy looking in a mirror to notice Sandman lighting a massive stack of bulbs on fire and swinging it towards his skull::

[Guest Zack Malibu]

::Zack springs out of the way just in time. Shattering glass, both from the lightbulbs and the mirror shower Sandman, but he doesn't mind. Suddenly, Steve Urkel comes in and tells Sandman "He's a cut up", then does that snorting laugh of his. Sandman frowns like the miserable shit that he is.::