Tony149 0 Report post Posted April 11, 2009 VICE remember Sly; Patty Rule in effect (I've been stricken by AM burnout) COLE As we continue to celebrate the life of Sly Sommers, we go live right now to Tango Bosley and Christopher Patrick Allen for their thoughts on our fallen friend. BOSLEY It might come as a shock that we actually have something nice to say. But we do. Although we didn’t know Sly well, we do know the people he associated with, two guys we’ll face later tonight in Zack Malibu and Leon Rodez, and if they’re any indication, Sly Sommers must’ve been one miserable son of a bitch! CPA Say man, why don’t we bring Sly in to defend himself from these charges? COLE/COACH :huh: BOSLEY That sounds fair. Give me a second. Bosley exit’s the picture and returns holding a skeleton with an In Crowd t-shirt. BOSLEY Were you a miserable son of a bitch, Sly? Obviously there’s no response. BOSLEY Are you refusing to cooperate with the AMOG, the Alpha Male of the Group?! Again silence. So Bosley whips out his telescopic baton and delivers a beating. BOSLEY You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say won’t stop us from kicking Zack and Leon’s ass. They have the right to defend your honor, but when it’s all said and done they’ll be our prison bitches! Do you understand? CPA :lol: COLE The man’s family and friends are still in mourning, damnit! They don’t need to witness this disgusting display! We cut away… Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tony149 0 Report post Posted April 11, 2009 I should've gone with my original idea to do SR/CMJ vs. Love Docs. I'm very disappointed with my work this week. Maybe I'm being too hard on myself, but this could've been so much better. Goddamn AM burnout. Apologizes to KC and Zack. EDIT: Patty Rule in effect for match as well. So if anybody wants to add/change something, feel free. Non-point’s cover of the Phil Collins classic “In the Air Tonight” plays VICE to the ring. BUFFER The following contest scheduled for one fall is our main event of the evening! Introducing first, led down the aisle by their manager, the NEW OAOAST Women’s Champion INSPECTOR MORGAN NERDLY! Violators, Intimidators and Capital E-fenders... DETECTIVE TANGO BOSLEY and CPA... VVVVVIIIIIIIIIIIIICE!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" VICE don’t come alone. They’ve also bring along the “skeletal remains” of Sly Sommers! Bosley presses the skeleton against the ring post while CPA cuffs a ball and chain to its ankle. COLE I can’t believe the nerves of these guys. Boy is there gonna be hell to pay in a matter of moments. “Getting Away With Murder” hits and the Usual Suspects power walk to the ring. BUFFER And their opponents, representing THE IN CROWD! At a total combined weight of 428 pounds, here are "SILKY SMOOTH" LEON RODEZ and the OAOAST World Heavyweight Champion ZACK MALIBU… THE UUSSSSSUUUUAAAAAAALLL SSSSUUUUUSSSSSPPEEEEECCTTSSSSSSS!!! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHH!!" The Franchise burns a hole through VICE as he slaps hands. Leon Rodez, however, clearly isn’t his usual happy-go-lucky self. COLE You gotta wonder what’s going through the minds of Zack Malibu and Leon Rodez. It’s been an emotional night for everyone involved, but doubly so for the surviving In Crowd members. COACH I can tell you what’s on Leon’s mind: How could I lose to Tha Puerto Rican? There are bad loses and then there are [I]bad[/I] loses, Mikey Cole. I’d be dejected too if I lost to the people‘s chump. COLE Leon Rodez hasn’t had the best of luck lately, no doubt about that. But what a match-up he and the People’s [I]Champ[/I] had this past Sunday at AngleMania. If you missed it, ladies and gentlemen, be sure to catch the encore presentation all this month on pay-per-view. The pre-match garb is removed and we get set for action. Black arm bands sported by the Usual Suspects, black wrist tape by VICE (how very subtle!). * DINGDINGDING * Leon steps out on the apron, much to Zack’s surprise. It’s all good though. He pats his partner on the back and locks up with Tango Bosley. The Franchise takes a knee to the gut but ducks a roundhouse kick and performs a back suplex. Rather than go for a quick cover he mounts Bosley and hammers away. COLE You better believe those are for Sly. Bosley shoves Zack off and heads for the nearest corner. Bad mistake as Zack hits THE ZACK ATTACK II, and then spikes Bosley mid-ring with a BULLDOG! Inspector Nerdly gives the orders and CPA gets drilled by a DOUBLE DROPKICK! COLE I don’t think that’s what Morgan had in mind sending reinforcement. COACH That referee is bias, Cole. He’s letting the Usual Suspects get away with murder in there. VICE regroup outside, while the Usual Suspects stand tall inside. “SLY!” “SLY!” “SLY!” Zack works the crowd, then goes to work on CPA after evading a corner charge. He wrings the arm and gets popped in the mouth for his trouble! Hard right hands from the former boxer rock The Franchise. CPA then whips him into the ropes for a FRONT SPINEBUSTER… BUT LEON DROPKICKS ZACK ON TOP! ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! The Usual Suspects tag and Leon Rodez lands a… Jab! Jab! Jab! Jab! Leon blows a kiss to the crowd, then nails the ENZIGURI~! COLE MAMA SAID KNOCK YOU OUT! CPA stumbles across the ring and down throat-first on the middle rope. COACH Uh-oh. Leon does a little dance, and then crashes all his weight across the spine of CPA! COLE CALL THAT BITCH BOJANGLES! Leon turns and walks straight into a ROUNDHOUSE KICK! COACH That’s what made Tango Bosley a great detective in his previous profession, baby boy. He was always right on top of the case. VICE tag and Bosley does a dance number of his own, which steps consists of stomping Leon relentlessly! BOSLEY DOES IT HURT? DOES IT HURT? YEAH, FEEL THE PAIN!!! Bosley attempts an Irish whip but Leon reverses and executes a SITOUT HIP TOSS! The cover. ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Leon wrings the arm and tags Zack, who delivers a top rope double axe handle onto the outstretched limb of the AMOG. A quick tag is utilized and the Usual Suspects repeat the aforementioned spot. Leon goes back to the arm wringer only to be whipped off. There waiting for the Grand Rapids Golden Child is CPA, but Leon slides under the bottom rope and through CPA’s legs, then yanks him off the apron where the big guy’s smacks hard face first! COLE What athleticism! Leon fakes a slingshot cross body and takes Bosley down in a SUNSET FLIP! ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! A martial arts back elbow, whatever the hell that means (it just sounded good), knocks Leon outside. Zack rushes to his partner’s side but is soon ordered back to his corner. And when the cat’s away the mice come out to play. CPA drops the heavy ball attached to skeleton on Leon’s stomach! COLE That damn bully! CPA helps roll Leon back in and a tag is made. Bosley holds Leon upright as CPA performs a TOP ROPE FLYING SHOULDERBLOCK! COACH Now [I]that’s[/I] impressive. COLE Indeed it was. CPA expanding his wrestling repertoire. The cover. ONE! TWO! SAVE BY ZACK! “LE-ON!” “LE-ON!” “LE-ON!” CPA scoops Leon up and delivers a TILT-A-WHIRL SIDE SLAM! BOSLEY ONE MORE, BABY! ONE MORE! CPA obliges…but this time LEON COUNTERS WITH A DDT! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHH!!" Cheered on by Zack and thousands of OAOAST Marks, Leon manages to make the tag! BOSLEY YOU AND ME, FOOL! YOU AND ME! COME GET YOU SOME! CPA still reeling from the DDT, it’s Tango Bosley who must tame the raging wildfire that is Zack Malibu and he does a piss poor job. The World Champion whips him off and executes a BAAAAAAACK body drop. CPA sneaks up behind and throws his dreaded GIGATON PUNCH…but Zack ducks and BLASTS HIM WITH SCHOOL’S OUT! INSPECTOR NERDLY :o Leon returns and takes Bosley down, then over in the LIONTAMER! Bosley taps as the referee counts… ONE! TWO! THREE!!! * DINGDINGDING * BUFFER Ladies and gentlemen, the winners of the match, representing THE IN CROWD… LEON RODEZ and ZACK MALIBU… THE UUSSSSSUUUUAAAAAAALLL SSSSUUUUUSSSSSPPEEEEECCTTSSSSSSS!!! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHH!!" COLE A fitting end to an emotional night. The In Crowd victorious on the night we celebrate the life of one of their own. Rest in peace Sly. Zack points to the heavens and then to his heart, then locks eyes with MR. DICK who appears onstage. We fade to black with the two men staring each other down. 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Patty O'Green 0 Report post Posted April 11, 2009 VICE remember Sly; Patty Rule in effect (I've been stricken by AM burnout) You ain't the only one! I can barely write my womens match I may just hold that shit off till next week Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
