Tony149 0 Report post Posted April 14, 2009 “Protect Your Mind” by DJ Sakin & Friends cues and the Last Kings of Scotland march to the ring. BUFFER The following tag team event is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, hailing from Glasgow, Scotland, at a total combine weight of 430 pounds, Europe’s finest athletes… DANNY BOY and “THE BRAVEHEART” SCOTTISH SCOTT… THE LAST KINGS OF SCOTLAND!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" The madman that he is, Scottish Scott threatens to club OAOAST Marks booing which is damn near everybody! Luckily the lights dim and Los Diablos de Fuego prance onto the pink and yellow lit stage to the tune of "It's Raining Men" by Geri Halliwell. BUFFER Their opponents, from beautiful, sunny Cabo San Lucas, México… uno tag team muy caliente… LOS DIABLOS DE FFFFFUUUUUEEEEEEEGGOOOOOOOOOO!! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHH!!" Moracca and Mariachi get up close and personal with a few twenty-something males ringside. One of whom receives Moracca’s sombrero and a playful kiss from both Diablos. COACH What good guys they are, Cole, sexual harassing our fans. COLE It’s all in good fun, Coach. But there was no fun two weeks ago at AngleMania VIII for the Citizen Soldiers. Though they avenged their loss three nights prior on HeldDOWN, after eliminating the Last Kings of Scotland from the $50,000 AngleMania payday tag gauntlet Baron Windels was viciously attacked by Scottish Scott. [b][color="#0000FF"]ANGLEMANIA VIII[/color] [color="#FF8C00"]COURTESY: OAOAST HOME ENTERTAINMENT AVAILABLE ON DVD/BLU-RAY MAY 5[/b][/color] [quote]Danny Boy swings through on a punch and Cash shoves him into Scottish Scott! To the floor goes Scottish Scott, while Danny stumbles back at Cash who performs a knee breaker into a back suplex! He then hooks the legs and clamps on the MIDWEST SLING! COACH He’s got it locked right in the center of the ring, Cole. Danny Boy taps! *DINGDINGDING!* ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 8th elimination: The Last Kings of Scotland Entered: #9 Eliminated: none Eliminated by: Citizen Soldiers ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Scottish Scott refuses to go quietly, however. He grabs his SPIKED CLUB and NAILS BARON![/quote] COLE And then we know what happened last week, with Scottish Scott costing Baron Windels his match against Rico de Janeiro. COACH The Braveheart is batting a thousand against the Citizen Soldiers, Mikey Cole. He’s 2 for 2. COLE In honor of baseball season I guess. But you are correct. Tim Cash was the first member of his team to come face-to-face with the spiked club of Scottish Scott, who’s left both Citizen Soldiers in pools of their own blood in recent weeks. I’d call for OAOAST President Josie Baker to intervene but she may be running on borrowed time according to reports. Moracca hops onto the apron and grinds his body against the ropes as Mariachi stares seductively into the camera sucking on the middle prong of his pitch fork. Their backs turned Los Diablos get ambushed! * DINGDINGDING * The attack causes Mariachi to DEEP THROAT the middle prong! COACH It appears Mariachi’s got some experience on that end, Cole. With his partner down Moracca is subjected to a 2 on 1 beat down until the referee gets Scottish Scott to exit. Danny Boy attempts to deliver his signature pump handle fall away slam, but Moracca slips over the top and performs his modified version of the move -- a PUMP HANDLE SIDEWALK SLAM! COLE Be careful Danny Boy, the ring gets SLIPPERY WHEN WET~! The cover. ONE! TWO! NO! Moracca moves and Scottish Scott drops a knee on Danny! SCOTTISH SCOTT :o Scotty can’t believe it, nor can he believe what happens next…a DOUBLE HALF-NELSON FACEBUSTER! COACH I’ll give this to Los Diablos: they’re consistent. They do everything illegally! COLE :rolleyes: The cover. ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Moracca wrings the arm, and then sensually rubs Danny’s hands against his genitals! COACH Getting hit by a spiked club sounds good right about now, don’t you think, Cole? COLE Neither sounds real enticing, although this is certainly the less painful. Well physically at least, not so much emotionally I’d imagine. Mariachi receives the tag and executes a SPRINGBOARD ARM DRAG! Danny charges forward but the flaming luchador slides between the legs, performs a trip and rides him like a horse! MARIACHI (slapping Danny’s ass) GIDDY UP! Danny tries to shake Mariachi off much like a real horse would, but he only adds to the humiliation. Scottish Scott finally puts an end to the circus with a running high knee, which he celebrates by pounding his chest in Dino Bravo fashion. The Last Kings tag and Scottish Scott lays the boots to Mariachi. COACH Are you having a good time now, Mariachi? No! Rammed into the buckle Mariachi is hammered in the corner by clubbing forearms. Scott whips him off and nails a back elbow. Big leg drop follows and so does a pin attempt. ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! The Last Kings make a quick tag and HOT SHOT the flaming luchador! The cover. ONE! TWO! SAVE BY MORACCA! Unlike earlier, this time Danny Boy is able to hit the PUMPHANDLE FALLAWAY SLAM! He then breaks out the air bagpipes and drops both knee into the sternum of Mariachi! The cover. ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Danny signals the end and places Mariachi on the top rope. COLE Are we gonna see the Flower of Scotland top rope brain buster? Mariachi blocks the lift and PLANTS A BIG WET ONE~! COACH I think I’m gonna throw up. COLE At least you wouldn’t be the only wrestling broadcaster to embarrass himself on-air this week. Mariachi delivers a SUNSET FLIP POWERBOMB! The count. ONE! TWO! SAVE BY SCOTTISH SCOTT! Moracca enters and a melee ensues. COACH We’ve got all 4 men going at it, Cole. Scottish Scott gets whipped in, but he puts on the brakes and hits Moracca with a JUMPING PILEDRIVER! The Last Kings beautifully execute a FLAPJACK, and then perform DOUBLE TOP ROPE LEG DROPS!! COLE Highland Farewell! And this one is over. The cover. ONE! TWO! THREE!!! * DINGDINGDING * BUFFER Ladies and gentlemen, the winners of the match… SCOTTISH SCOTT and DANNY BOY… THE LAST KINGS OF SCOTLAND!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" The Last Kings aren’t done yet. Scottish Scott grabs his SPIKED CLUB and gets ready to deliver another hit when he and Danny are chased away by THE CITIZEN SOLDIERS! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHH!!" Baron Windels (sporting bandage) and Tim Cash invite the Last Kings inside to no avail. Scottish Scott and Danny Boy perfectly fine waiting to meet another time. COLE The Last Kings of Scotland can run for now, but at some point they’re gonna have to step in the ring with the Citizen Soldiers. COACH If the Citizen Soldiers value their personal welfare, they won’t press their luck because the Last Kings won’t have a probably inflicting bodily harm on them. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
