Tony149 0 Report post Posted April 15, 2009 BRANNIGAN Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the 2009 manager of the year and NYU grad student Molly Nerdly and the winners of the $50,000 AngleMania Payday gauntlet and 2009 Anderson Cup champions… SIMON SINGLETON and NED BLANCHARD... THE ORANGE COUNTY COOOOBRAS!! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" The OCC and Molly arrive at the INTERVIEW STAGE with two MONEYBAGS. MOLLY Tony, I would just like to express what a joy it is to be back in New York City with my OAOAST fellows. To be able to share the joys of being molested on the subway or witness a homeless man defecating at a bus stop is a dream come true for me. I know my fellows love New York as much as I do. "YEAAAAAAAAAAA!" BRANNIGAN Simon, Ned, congratulations on your big victory at AngleMania VIII. In addition to being $50,000 richer, I know it had to be extra sweet to last eliminate your former Enterprise partners Theodore Moneymaker and Christian Wright for the win. SIMON Oh, how sweet it is, Tony! We finally settled the score once and for all with Theodore Moneymaker. Now it’s time for us to get back where we were on 3 previous occasions -- on top! Team Heyross, you’re a great team, quite possibly the greatest in some eyes, but the Orange County Cobras are putting you on notice. We’re prepping to strike and take away those shiny belts around your waists. MOLLY Now, Ned, can we speak with politeness, tact, and dignity this time. Vulgar words indicate a limited mind! NED Ah hell, Molly. MOLLY That's precisely what I'm saying! NED God damn it, Molly, lemme finish. MOLLY You're doing it again. NED Son of a bitch, I'm just trynna talk. MOLLY I give up! BRANNIGAN Ned, could we continue NED You see the bag in my hand, Brannigan? BRANNIGAN How can you miss it? It’s huge! NED Heh, that’s what Krista said the first time she unzipped my pants! MOLLY Why? Why must we go down that road? NED But anyway, in the bags Simon and I hold is our prize money from AngleMania. BRANNIGAN You’ve got $50,000 on hand?! NED We couldn’t fit $50,000 in these bags even if we tried, but it’s still a nice chunk of dough. SIMON Say Tony, you’re looking real spiffy tonight. You got a hot date after the show, or what? BRANNIGAN Well no. My current plan is to head back to the hotel and watch this week’s episode of the Real Housewives of New York. SIMON :huh: BRANNIGAN Am I correct to assume you must be fans of the Orange County series? NED What the hell kind of sissy boy crap did you just accuse me of? MOLLY "To be calm, is to be loved" quote the great child star Shirley Temple NED (pulls a few C-notes out of moneybag) What the hell, ya gotta point? With the blind fella's predecessor out of office, there's one less working girl. So gere’s a few hundred dollars, Brannigan. Go find yourself some fun tonight. Right now Simon and I have some business to tend to. That business happens to be TOSSING MONEY INTO THE CROWD!!! COLE Oh, my! COACH They’re giving away free money?!? Can you carry the load for awhile, Cole? I gotta go get some. COLE Sit back down! We got a match coming up! COACH Forget the match! Let's grab some free, easy money! “The World is Mine” by David Guetta hits as Lorelei DeCenzo leads Spencer Reiger and Colin Maguire, Jr. onstage, but they cross paths with the Orange County Cobras as the latter attempts to head backstage following their money giveaway. COLE We may have some fireworks here. COACH You can practically see the jealously oozing out the pores of Simon Singleton and Ned Blanchard. COLE I beg to differ. There’s no jealously, they’re hatred. Remember it was Spencer Reiger and CMJ who stole the Cobras’ tag title shot at AngleMania. That in addition to obtaining the Beverly Hills Blonds name for Theodore Moneymaker who was engaged in a dispute with Simon and Ned over who really owned the naming rights. COACH Everybody knows Theodore Moneymaker did, but let’s not beat a dead horse. Thankfully things don’t get physical between the two teams, as the LDC Moneygang walk away with smirks on their faces. BUFFER The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, representing THE ENTERPRISE and accompanied by LORELEI DECENZO! At a total combine weight of 430 pounds, here are COLIN MAGUIRE, JR. and “THE ONE MAN TRIPLE THREAT” SPENCER REIGER… THE LDC MMMOOOONNEYGANG!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" [COLOR=red]*WHIIIR!* *WHIIIR!*[/COLOR] [I]Doctor, doctor, give me the news I've got a bad case of lovin' you No pill's gonna cure my ill I've got a bad case of lovin' you[/I] "Bad Case Of Loving You (Doctor, Doctor)" by Robert Palmer plays the strip teasing Love Doctors to the ring. BUFFER And their opponents! Hailing from Chicago, Illinois, total combine weight 435 pounds, the team of DR. MAX ANDERSON and DR. STEVEN PIGLEY... THE LOOOOOOOOOVE DOCTORS!! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" The Docs return the love with a big thumb ups. COLE It’s been a while since we’ve seen the Love Doctors in action, Coach. COACH Yeah, it’ll be interesting to see if there’s any ring rust. Where’ve they been anyway? COLE Attending various medical conferences. COACH To meet chicks? COLE No, although I’m sure they did. Steven Pigley happened to have a number of ladies on his Love Line radio program, which he took on the road for said conferences. * DINGDINGDING * COACH Spencer Reiger grew up a Yankees fan, how big do you think it is right now to be playing in the home of his childhood heroes! COLE Actually I believe Spencer was a Mets fan. COACH Damn even the golden child ain't perfect! CMJ and Dr. Max lockup and CMJ goes behind to deliver a sick HIGH-LIFTING GERMAN SUPLEX! COLE Irish Suplex! Dr. Max is brought to his feet and hammered by an Irish uppercut. Reiger receives the tag after CMJ whips Dr. Max into the ropes. The Irish Golden Boy drops down as Dr. Max rebounds and Reiger performs a RUNNING INVERTED BULLDOG! COACH New York Knockout! The cover. ONE! TWO! SAVE BY DR. STEVEN! COLE Reiger almost with a victory in front of his hometown crowd, his parents watching on from the luxury boxes. Furious at Pigley, Reiger issues a challenge. He shoves Anderson to the corner so Pigley can tag in. Both men tie-up and exchange arm wringers. Reiger flips over and trips Pigley, then stomps him. Pigley is rammed into the knee of CMJ and the LDC Moneygang tag. They whip Pigley hard into their corner, where CMJ unleashes a combination of Irish uppercuts and knife-edge chops. Instructed to allow Pigley out of the corner, CMJ and the official get into a deep discussion about the upcoming NBA playoffs. All this while Reiger CHOKES Pigley with the drawstring of his shorts! COLE Come on, ref. Behind you! When the referee looks back to check, Reiger is cool as a cumber. CMJ executes a HARVARDPLEX and tags Reiger, who delivers a measured knee drop. The cover. ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Reiger slams Pigley and heads up top for a MOONSAULT…BUT ANDERSON RUSHES OVER TO HIT A LARIAT~! COACH Oh, what a cheap shot! COLE (sarcastically) We know those golden boys Spencer Reiger and Colin Maguire, Jr. would never stoop to that level. COACH You damn right they wouldn’t! Reiger falls to the canvas and is covered. ONE! TWO! NO! COACH Thank god. I don't think Spencer's parents are the kind that'd take kindly to their eldest boy being beat on by an AM radio disc jockey. Reiger kicks out and tags CMJ. "RED SOX SUCK! RED SOX SUCK! RED SOX SUCK!" the fans chant to work on the Boston boy's nerve Pigley blocks an Irish uppercut and executes a BACKSLIDE! ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Pigley unloads on CMJ, and then hip tosses him off the ropes. CMJ charges into a pair of dropkicks and is slammed. STANDING MOONSAULT connects and Pigley covers! ONE! TWO! SAVE BY REIGER! Dr. Max enters and plants Reiger with an ANDERSON SPINEBUSTER! COACH This referee’s lost control of the match, Cole. All hell’s breaking loose. Pigley delivers an inverted atomic drop on CMJ, but holds on as Anderson hits the ropes and dropkicks the Irish Golden Boy square in the face! COLE It’s THE LOVEMATIC GRAMPA~! Pigley somersaults on top with both legs secured. ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Anderson receives the tag and floors CMJ with a SPINNING BACKFIST. He then rams CMJ into the buckle and dishes out a series of rapid-fire knife edge chops, before whipping him out of the corner and hitting a LARIAT! The cover. ONE! TWO! NO! COLE Boy was that close. CMJ just got the shoulder up. Anderson lifts CMJ and gets struck by an Irish uppercut. CMJ tags out and Reiger is back dropped on the way in! Anderson hammers away, then fires Reiger into the ropes for another backdrop…but New York’s Finest puts on the brakes and hooks both of Anderson’s arms. COLE Uh-oh, Dr. Max in real trouble here. CMJ enters to knock Pigley off the apron, then leaps from the middle rope to complete the SPIKE REIGER COUNTER! COACH Time of death: right now, because the Love Doctors don’t have the Luck of the Irish on their side, Mikey Cole. Reiger covers. ONE! TWO! THREE!!! * DINGDINGDING * BUFFER Here are your winners… COLIN MAGUIRE, JR. and SPENCER REIGER… THE LDC MMMOOOONNEYGANG!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" COLE New York's finest looking the part here in his home city! "Party at the meat packing district!" Spencer shouts to a suddenly pleased front row crowd, they're less pleased when he informs them they're not invited. Lorelei shoos away the referee and raises the hands of Reiger and CMJ herself. COLE We mentioned how the Love Doctors haven’t been completing regularly for sometime, and it showed very early on. They mounted a comeback but it wasn’t enough in the end. COACH The Love Doctors made it interesting alright. But what a team Spencer Reiger and CMJ are. I’m telling you, Cole, they’re gonna be tag team champions in due time. Team Heyross better avoid them like the plague if they want to stay the champs. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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Tony149 0 Report post Posted April 16, 2009 In checking out your additions (very nice, btw), I noticed a few typos on my part. Those have since been corrected. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
