Tony149 0 Report post Posted April 22, 2009 BUFFER OAOAST Marks, the following tag team event is scheduled for one fall. Currently in the ring, first hailing from Omaha, Nebraska and weighing 240 pounds… “SLOPPY” JOE MANWICH! His partner resides in the Everglades and weighs 215 pounds… OUTHOUSE JACK!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Sloppy Joe, a chunky red head wearing a stained t-shirt and jeans, makes a not-so-nice gesture in response to the crowd. Meanwhile, Outhouse Jack, a bearded individual sporting a green flannel and tan camouflage pants, whips out his HUNTING KNIFE eager to slice and dice. COACH Imagine these guys coming home for dinner, Mikey Cole. COLE I’d rather not! COACH Heck, Outhouse Jack would probably bring the dinner! Instead of a sloppy joe you can have a sloppy alligator! COLE :throwup: “Scream” by Chris Cornell hits and the Orange County Cobras are led ringside by Molly Nerdly. BUFFER And their opponents, accompanied by MOLLY NERDLY! From the O.C., total combine weight 460 pounds, the 2009 Anderson Cup champions… SIMON SINGLETON and NED BLANCHARD... THE ORANGE COUNTY COOOOBRAS!! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" Off come the vests and the OCC are set for action. COLE As summer nears, the competition is heating up in the OAOAST, especially in the tag division. Simon and Ned have made it clear capturing the tag titles is next on the agenda, but not if the gentlemen standing by have anything to say about it. A small but noticeable box swoops in on the upper left hand corner of the screen, where in front of a grayish background V.I.C.E. stand. [b][color="#FF8C00"][i]OAOAST[/i][/color][/b] [quote]CPA Like the old saying goes, it’s better to be lucky than good. BOSLEY And lucky you silly O.C. bastards were at AngleMania. Lucky you didn’t have to face us because, as ABDULLAH ABIR NERDLY is my witness, had we crossed paths you damn sure wouldn’t be $50,000 richer. As far as we’re concerned, that’s our money. CPA And we’re coming to collect. BOSLEY ASAP, bitches! [/quote] [b][color="#FF8C00"][i]HeldDOWN~![/i][/color][/b] COLE Well as far as I’m concerned, V.I.C.E. and the Enterprise duo of Theodore Moneymaker and Christian Wright got what they deserved trying to stage the outcome of the AngleMania Payday gauntlet match. COACH Stage?! It was the most grueling 10 seconds of action in history, Cole. COLE Oh, please. Moving on, it appears Simon Singleton and Sloppy Joe will start for their respective teams. * DINGDINGDING * The bell sounds and Joe grabs a side headlock out of a tie-up, only to be shoved off into the ropes. Simon drops down and executes a hip toss on the rebound, then a standing dropkick! His arm wrung Joe is whipped in following an OCC tag, and Simon performs a drop toehold as Ned delivers the POINTY~! ELBOW off the ropes! COLE Beautiful double-team work right there. Ned rams Joe into the top buckle, then STOMPS A MUDHOLE AND WALKS IT DRY! COACH Come on, referee. Blanchard’s gotta let him out of the corner. What the referee doesn’t do, or can’t, Outhouse Jack gets done, clubbing Ned across the back to get him away. Ned takes offense so he invites Jack to step into the ring. And the man from the Everglades does! COLE Look at this! Jack’s accepted Ned’s invitation! COACH And you’re surprised? The man hunts for his food, Cole. He’s encountered more dangerous mammals than Ned Blanchard. Both men lockup and Jack RAKES the eyes! He clubs Ned across the shoulders, and then slams him. Outhouse Jack drops the big leg and makes the cover. ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Jack brings Ned up and rams… NO! Ned blocks an attempted turnbuckle smash and sends Jack face-first instead! Rights and chops follow in the corner, then a back elbow off the ropes. But little does Ned know of a blind tag. He covers Jack and gets kicked upside the head by Joe! COACH A couple more kicks like that and Ned won’t look so handsome anymore. Ned reverses a whip and back drops his meaty foe, then plants him with THE SLINGSHOT SUPLEX! The OCC tag and THE ATOMIC BLOND (Rocket Launcher) is dropped!!! Simon makes the cover as Ned takes care of Outhouse Jack. ONE! TWO! THREE!!! * DINGDINGDING * BUFFER Here are your winners… THE ORANGE COUNTY COOOOBRAS!! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" The OCC and Molly celebrate. COLE Simon and Ned continue to roll, perhaps well on their way to a fourth tag title reign. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
