Patty O'Green 0 Report post Posted April 22, 2009 My cousin sent me this email "Few days ago one of my bikes got stolen out of my front yard. I chalk it up as an L but being the detail oriented person I am I keep an eye out I'm on my way to work and coming down my block is a crackhead on a bike A nice bike A red bike With black grips And a single speed flip flop hub And it's a Raleigh? W/the gold front emblem shining? THATS MY BIKE I go out in the street and grab the handlebar as he rides by... THATS MY BIKE We argued for like 15 minutes... he kept giving me the run around and in true crackhead fashion made it back into his building w/the bike I wasn't gonna fight him for it... I'm a day away from getting dental implants... etc etc. Plus who knows what he had on him. I am pissed man. Gonna go back to the building and talk to the dude he claims sold it to him, otherwise next time I see him I am getting my bike back one way or another. If I didn't have to go to work I would have def. got my bike back Its not even the bike, it's like a $100 bike. But I JUST fixed it up for my GF and a day later it gets stolen by someone on my block WTF????????????????????" I told him "You should have whooped his ass right there, he's a crackhead...you'd have won that fight easy. You can't let a nigga get away with your bike mang. Havin' a bike was like the first test of manhood and shit. Let a muthafukka borrow your bike and he doesn't bring that bitch back...you gotta ride on that nigga. you fuced up now because now he's rolling with the base head coalition and ain't noway you're whooping multiple crackheads. especially if they're all high. " This dude is now sitting at his cubicle scheming up some intricate plan on how to get his bike back from a crackhead. Thus I ask you gentle souls, how would you handle a crackhead straling your bike. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
King Cucaracha 0 Report post Posted April 22, 2009 Buy it back for well-disguised talcum powder. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patty O'Green 0 Report post Posted April 22, 2009 Naw man there shouldn't ever be any negotiating with a crackhead. First off, debating with a crackhead or striking deals with one a good look, because motherfuckers think they know you they'll be on your ass for ever. They're like ticks in a national forest. Had he had my bike, I would've beat the living shit outta him first, then talked about it as I walked MY bike back to MY building. To have the culprit come back to your house flossing your sh1t and you do a "well, mmkay, just checkin, you can keep it...mhph" is type diarrhea sawfft. The crackehead got an unknown two for one deal the bike and my cousin's manhood. I had my Ninja Turtle van stolen from me back in grade 3 from this dude named Loyd. If that fool showed his face today I'd fucking kill him. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
