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KC: Patty Rule in effect if need be.

 

Over at the world famous interview stage is OAOAST Original Tony Brannigan. 

BRANNIGAN
My guests this week have had their problems recently with the duo of Scottish Scott and Danny Boy, the Last Kings of Scotland. They are CITIZEN SOLDIERS… BARON WINDELS and TIM CASH!!

"YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHH!!"

BW and Tim salute the crowd as they arrive on the podium still bandaged to the tune of “Citizen Soldier“ by 3 Doors Down. 

BRANNIGAN
Gentlemen, next week you have the Mardi Gras Hellfire Club in tag action, but I want to take you back to a recent bout pitting Baron Windels against Rico de Janeiro, where on the verge of victory Scottish Scott interfered to cost Baron the match. 

[color="#FF8C00"][b]HeldDOWN~!
April 12, 2009[/b][/color]

[quote]On the outside, Queen Esther waves her wand over her head. And AS IF BY MAGIC, through the crowd, SCOTTISH SCOTT of The Last Kings Of Scotland appears from through the crowd. Baron glances up at the distraction on the apron, unaware of Scott climbing the turnbuckles behind him and coming off the top, DRIVING THE HANDLE OF HIS SPIKED CLUB INTO THE BACK OF BARON'S HEAD!!

"BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!"

Scott turns Rico over on top and Lucius conveniently wraps up his convesation with the ref, who doesn't hear Melody's pleas not to count...

1...




2...




3!!![/quote]

BARON
I guess our blood wasn’t enough for them, Tony. As you can see, Tim and I still sport the battle scars we received at the hands of Scottish Scott and Danny Boy. These bandages remind us of the threat we face, because the Last Kings play by their own set of rules, which is anything and everything goes. 

TIM
Like Baron said, the Last Kings play by no rules. In their sick minds hitting somebody with a spiked club is legal as a headlock. Well in the spirit of competition, let us meet to determine who the better men are. 

BARON
No more sneak attacks, boys. Let’s settle our issues in the ring like men, not cowards. If you got a pair, then you‘ll accept our challenge. Anytime, anywhere is fine by us. 

TIM
Now you know. 

TIM/BARON
And knowing is half the battle! 

“Citizen Soldier” cues and the Citizen Soldiers exit to thunderous cheers and applause.

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