Tony149 0 Report post Posted April 30, 2009 "Right Round" by Flo Rida hits and whisked to the ring by her knights in shining armor, figuratively speaking of course, is Queen Esther. BUFFER The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing team #1, accompanied by QUEEN ESTHER! At a total combine weight of 446 pounds... RICO DE JANEIRO and "SWEET" LUCIUS SOUL... THE MARDI GRAS HHHEEEEELLLLFIRE CLUB!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Met with hostility Esther answers with kindness, waving to the not-so-adoring masses until she’s nearly struck by a cup of beer! QUEEN ESTHER :o RICO/LUCIUS :angry: COACH Whose bright idea was it to book tonight’s show at the Hard Rock, Cole? It’s no place for a queen! Just look around, we’re surrounded by drunks and horny frat boys. COLE :wub: (clears throat) It’s a lively atmosphere to be sure, like it‘ll be next week in Montreal for the Amazing French Canadian Spectacular. “Citizen Soldier” by 3 Doors Down cues and the crowd explodes. BUFFER And their opponents, total combine weight 485 pounds… TIM CASH and BARON WINDELS… CITIZEN SOOOOLDIERS!! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHH!!" BW and Tim slap hands as the Mardi Gras Hellfire Club patiently await them in the ring. COLE Last week on HeldDOWN, the Citizen Soldiers issued a challenge to the Last Kings of Scotland for anytime, anywhere. COACH Right now let’s hear from Scottish Scott and Danny Boy, Mikey Cole, because they’re standing by with their answer. [b][color="#FF8C00"][i]OAOAST[/i][/color][/b] [quote]DANNY BOY Oh, so it’s a fight ya Citizen Soldiers want, eh? Well a fight you’re gonna get. SCOTTISH SCOTT Your government warned of people like you, Baron Windels and Tim Cash. That’s why I always carry protection. :: raises spiked club:: You want us in the ring? Then we’re gonna do it the old Scottish way. First person to grab the club suspended on a pole can do whatever he sees fit. And I do mean [I]whatever[/I]. DANNY BOY Like bash your bloody head in, or shove it where the sun don’t shine! SCOTTISH SCOTT/DANNY BOY :lol:[/quote] [b][color="#FF8C00"][i]HeldDOWN~![/i][/color][/b] COLE That match, ladies and gentlemen, has been signed for next week at the Amazing French Canadian Spectacular. COACH The Citizen Soldiers are fools, Mikey Cole. Fools. It’s like they say, you can never out drink an Irishman or out fight a Scotsman. I predict the Citizen Soldiers suffer an embarrassing defeat next week. Both teams removed their pre-match attire and Baron Windels and Rico de Janeiro are then ready to kick things off for their respective teams. * DINGDINGDING * They lockup as the bell sounds and into a neutral corner they go, where surprisingly we get a clean break. NOT! Baron ducks a cheap shot and staggers Rico with a combination of roundhouses and Cowboy Bebop elbows, then wrings the arm and delivers a BOOMERANG LARIAT! COLE MySpace Comeback! The Citizen Soldiers tag and Tim Cash blasts the King of Mardi Gras with a MISSLE DROPKICK! The cover. ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Rico rakes the eyes and makes a tag. Double back elbow knocks Cash off his feet and Soul covers. ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Soul whips Cash into the corner for a 360 STINGER SPLASH! COACH Soul Brother Splash~! Rather than go for the cover Soul struts while hand combing his afro. Once groomed to his liking he attempts a butterfly backbreaker…only to have Cash sit up and snap back into a HURRICARANA!! ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Cash wrings the arm, snaps Soul over and then looks to apply THE CHUCK BERRY DUCK WALK, but a RUNNING HIGH KNEE from Rico de Janeiro puts an end to that, much to the delight of Queen Esther ringside. COACH I bet the Citizen Soldiers are regretting taking on this match a week before their showdown with the Last Kings of Scotland at the Amazing French Canadian Spectacular. COLE I doubt that very seriously. They’re a fighting team. Like the Orange County Cobras, LDC Moneygang, they too want a shot at the tag team championship. The MGHFC tag and Rico lays the boots to Cash, and then rams him into the buckle where a series of powerful shoulder thrusts follow. Instructed to allow Cash out of the corner Rico obliges, not out of respect for the rules but so Lucius Soul can CHOKE THE CITIZEN SOLDIER WITH QUEEN ESTHER’S WAND! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Stroking his porn ‘stache in sinister fashion, Rico grabs Cash and plants him mid-ring with a gut wrench suplex. Lucius Soul receives the tag and attempts a TOP ROPE DIVING HEADBUTT…BUT NOBODY’S HOME! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHH!!" But wait! Soul’s giant afro cushioned the blow! Home boy dusts himself off and drops an elbow. The cover. ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! At the Queen’s request, it’s time to put Cash away so Soul clamps his hands together and holds them against his ear. COACH Here it comes, Cole. Tim Cash about to [I]Fro[/I] 2 Sleep. Just as he’s about to be draped across Soul’s shoulders, Cash floats over and locks on THE SLEEPER HOLD! COLE Do Not Resuscitate! A jawbreaker frees Soul and he tags out. “Who wants a moustache ride?” Rico asks. Not Tim Cash, he slips out and tags Baron, then nails Rico with an ENZIGURI~! On dream street Rico bumps into Baron Windels and a BRIGHAM YOUNG COCKTAIL DDT!! COLE What turn of events! Cash dropkicks Soul off the apron as Baron covers Rico. ONE! TWO! THREE!!! * DINGDINGDING * BUFFER Ladies and gentlemen, the winners of the match, the team of TIM CASH and BARON WINDELS… THE CITIZEN SOOOOLDIERS!! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHH!!" The Citizen Soldiers’ hands are raised in victory. COLE Impressive victory for the Citizen Soldiers as they head to Montreal for their showdown next week against the Last Kings of Scotland. Stay with us, we‘re coming right back! [size="3"][color="#FF8C00"][b]And now, a OAOAST Video Break[/b][/color][/size] [video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3CDDu4AYSg&feature=related[/video] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
