HD: CI segment

[King Cucaracha 0]

UNEXPECTED VOICE-OVER GUY
And now, for Internacional news, let's take you to our Internacional correspondant, Landon Maddix.

Our video starts with Landon Maddix, stood in front of a green screen with the Cucaracha Internacional logo on it.

MADDIX
Thank you Chuck. Well ladies and gentlemen, I've said it before and I'll say it again. Unity. Recently, people have been asking, where's the power in the OAOAST? What's the strongest force in the wrestling world. Is it the In Crowd with their World Title monopoly? Or is it The Deadly Alliance, the pretenders to the throne? Or how about The Enterprise with their financial clout? The answer is simple. See, to have power in the world, you've got to be... Internacional.

The green screen changes to a globe and Landon produces a pointer from nowhere. Five countries flash up on the map behind him.

MADDIX
Five countries, five strongholds of wrestling. America, naturally. Canada. Samoa. England. And most importantly of all, Spain. It's a global stronghold, a worldwide unity. Where-as the rest?

The map changes to an American one, with question marks dotted around.

MADDIX
Well to be honest, the other groups are so unstable, I can't even remember who's in and who's out anymore!

Away goes the pointer and the map.

MADDIX
The fact is, between us, Cucaracha Internacional have got every tool and every attribute you need to succeed.

We cut away from Landon, to video footage, complete with dubbed on buzzwords.

MADDIX
[b]SPEED[/b]

[i][COLOR=yellow]Hitting the ropes in front, Landon catches Heat on his way up, around the head with his left arm, swinging himself around the back and bringing him down from the right side with an inverted bulldog![/COLOR][/i]

MADDIX
[b]STRENGTH[/b]

[i][COLOR=green]Reaching the top, Cash waits for Faqu to come a little closer and soars...



...CAUGHT! Faqu blocks the crossbody attempt by simply catching the EMT in his arms. Faqu then throws EMT Tim up onto his shoulders with similar ease, crushing him with a Samoan Drop!![/COLOR][/i]

MADDIX
[b]INTENSITY[/b]

[i][COLOR=blue]Straight on the bell, O'Hara runs at Black who throws a clothesline. O'Hara manages to duck underneath, but Black turns on his heels and WALLOPS O'Hara with the Black Lariat, dumping him right on the back of his head!![/COLOR][/i]

MADDIX
[b]AGILITY[/b]

[i][COLOR=red]On the second rope he gets ready to take flight. However, Blonde reacts and grabs O'Hara's Nike trainer, dragging him off the ropes! The back of O'Hara's head bounces off the mat hard and he rolls away, ending up in position for Blonde to come off the ropes with the LIONSAULT!![/COLOR][/i]

MADDIX
and a [b]KILLER INSTINCT[/b]

[i]As Alf tries to get to his feet, Cortez slides down, jumps on Alf's head...and executes the RIOT ACT PLUS~!!!!!11111[/i]

MADDIX
We're not just the best in the OAOAST. We're the best in the WORLD!

[i]Faqu with the HI-YAH World Title, Cortez after winning the US Title, Landon from his time as OAOAST World Champion.[/i]

MADDIX
And with all that in mind, the question is, who's going to stop us in our quest for Internacional domination? No-one, that's who! We've set out the challenge. Four on four, can anyone beat my men, my Internacional squad of talent? Projections from wrestling experts say, no, nobody can. We'll have more on this global uprising as it happens. I'm Landon Maddix.


Back to Sofa Central.

COLE
What was that about?

COACH
Internacional news update.

COLE
...cute. I guess.