King Cucaracha 0 Report post Posted May 1, 2009 "Clean shirt New shoes And I dont know where I am goin to. Silk suit Black tie, I dont need a reason why. They come runnin just as fast as they can Coz every girl crazy bout a sharp dressed man." To a resounding chorus of boos, Christian Wright swaggers out from the entrance way with his trusty briefcase in hand and sharply dressed as the song would indicate. Wright turns his nose up at the fans as he adjusts his tie, making his way down the aisle and brushing away the attention of the fans and their outstretched hands. BUFFER The following contest is set for one fall. Introducing first... representing THE ENTERPRISE! Now residing in Washington D.C. He weighs in at approximately '8 and 1/3 BARS OF GOLD'... The Financial Analyst of The Enterprise, this is "THE NATURAL"... CCHHHRRRIIISSTTIIIIIIAAAAAAAAAAANN... WWWWRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGHHHHHHTT!!!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Setting down his briefcase in one corner of the ring, Christian rounds the ring another side and jumps onto the apron. Straightening out the lappels of his suit, the smug Financial Analyst makes the "money fingers" as a sign of his allegiance to The Enterprise before he steps into the ring. BUFFER And his opponent, from Tampa, Florida, JOHN JO JACKSON! The youngster raises a fist to the crowd. COLE This youngster one of Florida's finest, trying to make a step up tonight. COACH Eh, he's no Jo Jack Johnson. Christian carefully removes and folds his red jacket, as well as his white dress shirt and tie, setting them aside. COLE Well a little 'tune-up' here arranged by Theodore Moneymaker, trying to keep things ticking over for his Enterprise which has taken a fair few hits in recent months. *DINGDINGDING!* Locking up, Wright quickly takes his young opponent over to a corner and rocks him with a European uppercut. And a second. Opening him up, Wright then rears back... *SLAP!* "WHOOOOOOOO!" ...with a knifedge chop, sending the kid scrambling for the other side of the ring holding his chest. COACH Christian looks all business tonight Michael. COLE Why do I get the feeling I've heard that pun before? Retrieving his opponent, Christian gives him a scoop slam and sets him in place with his boot pressed against the head, before leaping up and stomping down on the skull! Jackson uses the ropes to pull himself back up and regrets it when another European uppercut lands. COACH Anyway, what are you talking about The Enterprise like they're weak for? This is what it is, a defiant show of their dominance. Whipped to the ropes, Jackson is caught on the rebound with a hard back elbow, knocking him to the mat. Wright stalks around him and waits for Jackson to start getting up, hauling him up the rest of the way and delivering a Belly To Belly Suplex... 1... 2... No! COLE Well it's not hard to look dominant against a rookie, a lesser opponent. COACH You can only beat what's in front of you. You'd know something about that surely. Taking his time Christian adjusts the tape on his wrist as he waits for Jackson to get back up. Once he is, CW charges across the ring looking for a clothesline, but the youngster surprises everybody by ducking underneath! Wright puts on the brakes and when he turns around, Jackson starts firing away with right hands! COLE This kid starting to show us something, showing some heart and determination. With Wright dazed Jackson runs the ropes... and gets caught with the WRIGHT OFF!!! COACH Heart and determination is no match for wealth and power. Ragdolled, Jackson is pulled to his feet. The kid can barely stand as Wright sets him up to deliver a STINGING Superkick, the sound of boot on flesh echoing around the arena to horrified gasps! Wright just dusts his hands in satisfaction as Jackson lays in a heap on the mat, KOed. COACH Christian kicking faces, The Moneygang taking names, Mister Moneymaker providing the backing. Face it, The Enterprise is as strong as ever, no matter how much you hope otherwise. COLE I think The Orange County Cobras would beg to differ. COACH Who cares? Picking Jackson up one more time Christian hooks him up for the finish. Elevated up, Jackson is then brought crashing back to earth face-first, experiencing the STOCKMARKET CRASH with as much suffering as a wallstreet banker. 1... 2... 3!!! *DINGDINGDING!* COACH Hear that? That's the sound of an Enterprise win. Kerching! Get used to it. BUFFER Ladies and gentlemen, your winner of the match... "THE NATURAL" CCHHHRRRIIIISSSTTIIIIIAAAAANN... WWRRRRRIIIIIIIIGGHHHHTT!!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" With a look of satisfaction Christian calmly leaves the ring, collecting up his briefcase and clothes as he strolls to the back. COLE A win for The Enterprise, but if you ask me it seemed like more of a diversion tactic. Moneymaker isn't going to be able to hide his problems away behind easy victories like this forever. COACH You are so negative, you know that? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
