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AMFCS: Morgan and Lori skit

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Tony I had to edit your skit with the blonds to make CMJ sound like the boston native that he is.

 

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We travel backstage into The Enterprise dressing room where Morgan is with Lorelei, sitting on the ultra comfortable leather couch and dining on fine cheese and wines

 

LORELEI (pointing to the TV)

I thought you might want to see this.

 

MORGAN

What is it?

 

LORELEI

Its something that will horrify you, but I feel as your friend that it is my duty to show you it.

 

MORGAN

Its not someone making fun of me, is it. I don’t need to assault charges that’s gonna bring me.

 

LORELEI

Its funny you mention assault charges, because what I have on this videotape is an assault to your very character.

 

MORGAN

How’d you get it, whatever it is?

 

LORELEI

Let’s just say I have some investigating skills of my own.

 

Lorelei presses play and a grainy video pops up. In it there’s a woman who looks like Sophie and another that looks like Molly. The sound is non existent but the two women are engaged in animated chattering. Next “Molly” begins applying makeup to “Sophie’s” back in order to make it seem like she was a victim of an electrical blast. Lori then stops the tape, and looks into Morgan’s sorrow filled eyes.

 

MORGAN

I don’t understand…I…I…why did they do that? Why does everyone want to hurt me?

 

LORELEI

These people are money hungry, there’s no level too low for them to stoop to.

 

MORGAN

They make me hurt them. I don’t wanna be this bad girl, I just wanna be left alone by this world. But I keep on getting attacked, I have to fight back, I have to hurt these people. They’re all bad, all of them.

 

Morgan storms out the room, and Lori is left behind smiling to herself and snacking on a cheese cube. I love cheese cubes.

 

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Tony I had to edit your skit with the blonds to make CMJ sound like the boston native that he is.

 

I don't get paid to do accents! But much obliged nonetheless. And Denver is up 3-0 on Dallas!

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And Denver is up 3-0 on Dallas!

 

:o :o :o :o

 

Damn these Nuggets might be for real! Its all 'cause of the Birdman, that's why. The Birdman is a fundamental asset to that team

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