Tony149 0 Report post Posted May 15, 2009 The entrance stage fills with gold smoke and purple light as Fedde Le Grand's “Creeps” blares in the background. Dos drops to his knees and chants to his strange and mysterious gods while Uno stands behind him, arms outstretched chanting the same prayer. BUFFER The following tag team contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, hailing from Port Au Prince, Haiti, the minions of the underworld… DIVINE BROTHERS UNO and DOS... LOS CONQUISADOOOOOORRRRRRRSSSSSSS!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Los Conquistadors kick it old school raising a fist in the air. Then “Scream” by Chris Cornell hits and Molly Nerdly leads the Orange County Cobras ringside. BUFFER And their opponents, accompanied by MOLLY NERDLY! From the O.C., total combine weight 460 pounds, the 2009 Anderson Cup champions… SIMON SINGLETON and NED BLANCHARD... THE ORANGE COUNTY COOOOBRAS!! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" Molly takes the guys’ vests and puts them both on, not to show favoritism I suppose, or her attempt to create a new fashion trend. COACH It’s nice of you not to bring up that Pearl Harbor job the O.C. Cobras did on the LDC Moneygang last week, Cole. COLE They’ve done a good job raising hell about it the past week, despite the fact they instigated it! COACH We could’ve been spared that whole mess had the OAOAST named the One Man Triple Threat and CMJ the #1 contenders like they should‘ve. They beat the O.C. Cobras once already and gave Team Heyross quite a scare at AngleMania. * DINGDINGDING * The bell sounds and rather than lockup Uno performs a ritualistic dance around Simon Singleton. Amused, Simon playfully does a few dance moves of his own, then suddenly falls to the mat and begins to convulse. NED/MOLLY :huh: COLE What’s that maniac doing to him? COACH I don’t know but that spell obviously worked. He’s got Simon incapacitated. Uno goes for the pin…AND GETS THUMBED IN THE EYE! COLE He was playing possum! COACH That’s sick, Cole. Sick! The guy toyed with people’s emotions. Simon rams Uno into the buckle and chops away in the corner. Ned receives the tag and scores on a back elbow, then a middle rope knee drop following a slam. The O.C. Cobras make another quick tag and hit the old Midnight Express drop toehold/elbow drop! The cover. ONE! TWO! NO! Dos rakes the eyes! COACH Simon got a taste of his own medicine right there, Mikey Cole. Uno violently introduces Simon into the knee of Dos. A tag follows and Simon is whipped to the ropes, then into the air where he’s drilled coming down with a double dropkick! COLE That caught Simon right in the breadbasket. It could be over right here. The cover. ONE! TWO! SAVE BY NED! Dos dumps Simon outside and baits Ned inside so Uno can do a number on Simon behind the referee‘s back! COLE This is ridiculous! Turn around, ref! Uno “helps” Simon back in and Dos whips him hard into the buckle, then charges in and delivers a CORNER HANDSPRING ELBOW~! NO!! Simon moves and executes a DOUBLE COCONUT! COACH How quickly the tide can change, Cole. The O.C. Cobras tag and Ned unloads on both Conquistadors, including a pair of body slams. He whips Uno into the ropes for a BAAAAAAACK body drop, then clotheslines him outside. When he turns Dos is there waiting. The Handsome Hustler evades a charge and spins Dos around 360 with a lariat. Simon is tagged back in and the O.C. Cobras debut a brand new double-team move, a SLINGSHOT SUPLEX/SPRINGBOARD CROSSBODY combo! The count. ONE! TWO! THREE!!! * DINGDINGDING * “Scream” cues as we get the official announcement. BUFFER Ladies and gentlemen, here are your winners… SIMON SINGLETON and NED BLANCHARD... THE ORANGE COUNTY COOOOBRAS!! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" Their hands raised in victory Simon and Ned signal they want the gold. COLE There you see it, fans. The Orange County Cobras want the One & Only World tag team titles and they’ll have to opportunity to get them when they meet Team Heyross at School’s Out. COACH A shot that should’ve gone to Spencer Reiger and CMJ, the LDC Moneygang. COLE Whine all you want, the match has been finalize. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
