Tony149 0 Report post Posted May 21, 2009 Patty rule in effect in case you want the Queen on commentary or whatever. The lights dim and Los Diablos de Fuego and the Love Doctors prance onto the pink and yellow lit stage to the tune of "It's Raining Men" by Geri Halliwell. BUFFER Hailing from Chicago, Illinois, total combine weight 435 pounds, the team of DR. MAX ANDERSON and DR. STEVEN PIGLEY... THE LOOOOOOOOOVE DOCTORS!! And their partners, from beautiful, sunny Cabo San Lucas, México… a tag team muy caliente… LOS DIABLOS DE FFFFFUUUUUEEEEEEEGGOOOOOOOOOO!! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" We go from cheers to jeers as "Right Round" by Flo Rida hits. BUFFER Their opponents, led to the ring by QUEEN ESTHER! Here are THE MARDI GRAS HHHEEEEELLLLFIRE CLUB and THE LAST KINGS OF SSSSSCOTLAND!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Queen Esther waves to the masses and they wave back with THE MIDDLE FINGER~! Sheltered from the outside world in her magical kingdom, the gesture flies over the head of Queen Esther, evident by her thanking members of the audience. COACH The youth of America, Cole. Depressing. COLE Be that as it may, we’re about set for 8-man tag team action. The first time we get to see the Mardi Gras Hellfire Club and Last Kings of Scotland together since forming an alliance last week. * DINGDINGDING * No threat in his view Rico lets Moracca apply a side headlock, and easily flings him across. Big man on campus, the King of Mardi Gras struts while STROKING THE ’STACHE~! Able to land on his feet the flaming luchador gives Rico a mock clap, to his disgust. They lockup and Rico throws a knee to the gut, followed by a clubbing forearm to the back and jackhammer-like double axe handle smashes. Rammed into the knee of “Sweet” Lucius Soul, Moracca is shoved into the corner as the Mardi Gras Hellfire Club. Soul unleashes an array of kicks to the body and then a backhand slap! COACH HO2SLEEP~! Whipped off, Moracca counters THE POUNCE INTO A TILT-A-WHIRL BACKBREAKER! Quick kiss to Mariachi for the tag and THE FROG SPLASH! The count. ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Mariachi wrings the arm and tags Max Anderson, who delivers a SPINNING BACKFIST. He scoops Soul back up only to send him back down courtesy of a LARIAT! But instead of a pin we get a tag as the Love Doctors showcase one of their patent double-team moves… THE MORPHINE BOMB!!! COLE The team of Los Diablos de Fuego and the Love Doctors going all-out here this week. COACH Yeah, because they’re desperate for a win, Cole. A win tonight and all of a sudden both teams are back in the hunt for a tag title shot, which I still maintain belongs to the LDC Moneygang and not the Orange County Cobras. The cover. ONE! TWO! SAVE BY RICO! Into the ropes Soul goes, but he puts on the brakes and makes sure Pigley gets a warm WELCOME TO NAWLINS! COLE Beautifully executed butterfly backbreaker right there. Off the ropes Soul lands a SPRINGBOARD MOONSAULT! The cover. ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Soul rams Pigley into the buckle and tags Scottish Scott. Corner shoulder thrusts knock the air out of Pigley and almost through the top and middle turnbuckle for that matter. Sent for the ride Pigley is doubled over following a blow to the midsection, and then floored by a running knee lift. But rather than go for the pin Scottish Scott attempts a knee drop and meets canvas. Moracca receives the tag and wrenches the arm of Scott, then proceeds to sensually rub the Braveheart’s hands against his genitals! QUEEN ESTHER :o Outraged, Scott levels Moracca with a forearm smash. He tags Danny Boy and the Last Kings of Scotland hit a DOUBLE FLAPJACK! Always ones to pose after high impact moves, Scottish Scott clubs his chest while Danny Boy blows air bagpipes. QUEEN ESTHER (clapping) Bravo! Bravo! It’s back to business as Danny Boy scrapes Moracca off the mat and delivers a PUMPHANDLE FALLAWAY SLAM! Following a brain buster Danny whips Moracca into the corner and tags Lucius Soul who performs his signature 360 STINGER SPLASH! COACH Soul Brother Splash! That leads to another tag, and a devastating RUNNING UPPERCUT by Rico de Janeiro. A body slam follows and so too does a tag. Though it was Scottish Scott who got the tag, both Last Kings scale the buckles for a TOP ROPE DOUBLE LEGDROP!!! COLE Highlander Farewell! And that should do it. Scott makes the cover as his partners cut off the faces. ONE! TWO! THREE!!! * DINGDINGDING * BUFFER Ladies and gentlemen, here are your winners… THE MARDI GRAS HELLFIRE CLUB and THE LAST KINGS OF SCOTLAND!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" All the Queen’s men pose triumphantly as the Love Doctors and Mariachi drag Moracca to safety. "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" The crowd roars as the Citizen Soldiers march ringside surrounded by OAOAST officials. COLE Oh-uh. We may have ourselves a special bonus match. COACH I doubt that. Look at all the security Baron Windels and Tim Cash brought with them. They probably tipped them off to their actions to avoid a physical confrontation with all the Queen’s men. Words are exchanged but no punches are thrown as OAOAST officials do an excellent job keeping the situation under control. COLE You know the Citizen Soldiers will have their day with Queen Esther’s royal band of hell raisers. And I can’t wait. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
