Tony149 0 Report post Posted May 31, 2009 BUFFER Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one fall and is for the ONE & ONLY WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP! “Scream” by Chris Cornell hits and the Orange County Cobras head to the ring minus Molly Nerdly due to her participation in the School Girl Brawl. BUFFER Introducing first, the challengers. From the O.C., at a total combine weight of 460 pounds, the 2009 Anderson Cup champions… SIMON SINGLETON and NED BLANCHARD... THE ORANGE COUNTY COOOOBRAS!!!! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" Simon and Ned acknowledge the crowd as they pose on the apron. COLE As documented on television, if the Orange County Cobras capture the gold here tonight they’d join Chicks Over Dicks as the only teams to hold the tag team championship on 4 separate occasions. But it won’t be an easy task going up against arguably the most decorated tag team in OAOAST history. “Shine” by Collective Soul blares overhead as Team Heyross pause to raise their arms, setting off red, white and blue pyro behind them. BUFFER And their opponents! Total combined weight of 485 pounds, they are the reigning and defending tag team champions of the WOOOOOORLD… CHARLIE MOSS and QUENTIN BENJAMIN... TEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMM HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYRRRRROSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" Team Heyross pose with the titles on the turnbuckles, then hand them over to referee Mickey Jay (not Mickie James for the easily confused, if such people truly exist) who displays the gold for all to see. COLE And there you see them, ladies and gentlemen, the One & Only World tag team champions Team Heyross back after a successful overseas tour. COACH Give the people the truth, Cole. Moss and Benjamin [I]fled[/I] the country to avoid a rematch with Spencer Reiger and Colin Maguire, Jr., the LDC Moneygang. COLE They did not and you know it. Besides, they had their shot, which they only got by screwing the Orange County Cobras thanks to the help of your good friend Theodore Moneymaker I might add. In a sign of respect, and sportsmanship, but mostly R-E-S-P-E-C-T, both teams meet mid-ring and shake hands. Back in their corners, the teams remove their entrance attire and discuss last minute strategy. * DINGDINGDING * Quentin Benjamin and Simon Singleton get the nod for their respective squads and lockup. Placed in a side headlock Benjamin utilizes an overhead wristlock to escape Simon’s clutches, bridging him back. ONE! Simon lifts his shoulder off the mat, then kips up and performs a monkey flip…but Benjamin lands on his feet and charges full speed ahead. Under a leapfrog he goes and, on the rebound, counters an attempted hip toss into a monkey flip. But anything Benjamin can do Simon can do better as he too lands safely on both feet. His next move, however, a running attack, goes terribly wrong as Benjamin nabs him in a TILT-A-WHIRL… NO! SIMON COUNTERS WITH A SPINNING HEADSCISSORS TAKEOVER! COACH It’s like they’re moving at the speed of light, Cole. COLE No surprise when you consider Simon Singleton and Quentin Benjamin are two of the fastest men in the OAOAST. Simon takes Benjamin to the mat in a side headlock. Naturally Benjamin responds by scissoring the head, prompting Simon to float on top. He doesn’t stay there long though, as Benjamin bridges out and executes a side suplex! The cover. ONE! TW-- KICKOUT! Simon rolls to his corner and tags Ned. Following a brief handshake Ned and Benjamin lockup. The victim of a side headlock, Ned shoves Benjamin into the ropes and gets leveled by a shoulder tackle. Quick cover. ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Ned reverses a whip and then he and Benjamin trade hip toss attempts, stopping only when Benjamin is flung over the top rope but onto the apron. Shoulder thrust doubles Ned over and Benjamin slings in off the back of the Handsome Hustler, hitting the ropes to make the tag. Benjamin slides through Ned’s legs and sweeps him off his feet as Moss scores with the clothesline! COLE Double Goozle~! The cover. ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Moss wears Ned down in a half-nelson (because a chinlock is boring), then switches to a head scissors. Nowhere to go trapped smack in the middle of the ring, Ned rolls onto his stomach, turning Moss over with him in the process. COACH Ned Blanchard living up to the stereotype, Mikey Cole -- he is a dumb blond! What’s he trying to do right here? Ned bridges his neck then floats backward onto Moss in a sitting position and applies a BOSTON CRAB! COLE A counter! And a spectacular one at that! COACH Alright, I admit. I was wrong. Blanchard knew what he was doing after all. Unable to pickup the submission, not that he was expecting it against competitors like Team Heyross, Ned SLINGSHOTS Moss into the corner and nails a big-time lariat! The cover. ONE! TWO! SAVE BY BENJAMIN! Ned rams Moss into the buckle and tags out, but it’s not until he and Simon hit a double back elbow that he exits. From a vertical position Simon leaps into the air and SPLASHES down on Moss, then grapevines the leg! ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Simon attempts a suplex but Moss floats over and rolls him up! ONE! TWO! NO! Kicked off into the ropes Moss and Benjamin make the blind tag. As Moss shoots back, Simon leapfrogs him and gets popped by a Benjamin SUPERKICK! The cover. ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Benjamin sets Simon on the top rope for a superplex only to be shoved down, but he recovers quickly enough to RUN THE ROPES AND HIT A BRIDGING EXPLODER SUPLEX~!!! “OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!” The count. ONE! TWO! SAVE BY NED! COLE Ned Blanchard just bailed out his team right there. There’s no way Simon would’ve kicked out of that in my opinion. COACH I don’t often agree with you, Cole, but I do here. We were all witnesses to Quentin Benjamin’s freakish athleticism. Moss enters and Team Heyross perform a DOUBLE HIP TOSS immediately followed by a DOUBLE WHEELBARROW SUPLEX!! Benjamin covers. ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Benjamin whips Simon hard into the buckle for THE STINGER SPLASH, then a TOP ROPE BULLDOG! The cover. ONE! TWO! NO! Ned again makes the timely save. COACH You know what I find interesting, Cole? Not one punch has been thrown. Both teams have kept it clean. COLE It’s not something you often see in today’s world of wrestling. Benjamin places Simon in the ABDOMINAL STRETCH as SPENCER REIGER and COLIN MAGUIRE, JR. arrive ringside. "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" COLE What are they doing here? COACH Getting a better look at the competition I‘d say. COLE I’d say otherwise given their statements in recent weeks. Their presence a distraction to all, the competitors in the ring do their best to go on about the business at hand. Unfortunately for Benjamin, he falls asleep at the wheel and Simon executes a hip toss to break out of the abdominal stretch. Benjamin, however, is able to reverse a whip and locks on THE SLEEPER HOLD…but Simon is quick to shove him off into the ropes where Ned throws a KNEE TO THE BACK, which Simon capitalizes with a DDT! The cover. ONE! TWO! SAVE BY MOSS! SIMON/NED :angry: COACH Tempters are starting to flare, Cole. COLE Neither team real thrilled with the last couple of moves. First you had the knee to the back and then a rather stiff kick to the head to breakup the fall. Simon rams Benjamin into the buckle and tags Ned, who STOMPS A MUDHOLE AND WALKS IT DRY. Ned then shoots Benjamin off and connects with a back elbow, followed by the dreaded POINTY ELBOW~! The cover. ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Slammed mid-ring, Benjamin moves as Ned leaps down from the middle rope, spiking his knee into the canvas. Moss gets the tag and immediately works over the leg before attempting to lock on THE MOSSY KNOLL~!, but Ned rapidly squirms to the ropes. Brought to a vertical base, a series of European uppercuts softens him up for an Irish whip and eventually a RELEASE OVERHEAD BELLY-TO-BELLY SUPLEX! The cover. ONE! TWO! SAVE BY SIMON! Moss motions Benjamin to the top and hoists Ned onto his shoulders. COLE Super Rocker Dropper perhaps? As Benjamin scales the turnbuckles he suddenly loses his balance, the result of SIMON SHAKING THE ROPES, and CROTCHES HIMSELF! “OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!” COACH It’s every team for himself now, Cole. They’re gonna anything and everything it takes to walk out with the tag belts around their waists. Ned heads to the corner and SPLASHES BENJAMIN DOWN ON MOSS! Simon receives the tag and the O.C. Cobra hit their SLINGSHOT SUPLEX/SPRINGBOARD CROSSBODY COMBO! COLE We may be on the verge of new tag team champions! The count. ONE! TWO! THR-- NO!! DETECTIVE TANGO BOSLEY YANKS THE REFEREE OUTSIDE! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Bosley apologizes for his actions only to be scolded by the official. A shouting match ensues between him and Ned as CPA enters the ring and knocks Simon out cold with a GIGATON PUNCH! CPA places Moss on top and exits. COLE DAMN HIM! The count. NED :huh: ONE! TWO! NO!! Realizing what’s happened Moss breaks the fall, much to the dismay of V.I.C.E. "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" COACH What is he, stupid?! You take the win any way you can! COLE Not like that he won’t. COACH If Team Heyross drop the titles tonight Moss has nobody but himself to blame. Moss lifts a lifeless Simon to his feet…and gets wrapped in a SMALL PACKAGE! ONE! TWO! THR-- KICKOUT! Simon ducks a clothesline and takes Moss down again, this time in a CRUCIFIX! ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Desperately in need of a tag, Simon tries leaping over Moss to get to his corner but is caught, spun around and DROPPED THROAT-FIRST ON THE TOP ROPE! Team Heyross tag and perform their trademark LEAPFROG/BODY GUILLOTINE maneuver! Benjamin then hooks Simon and delivers a GERMAN SUPLEX! To prevent Ned from breaking the pin Moss meets him across the ring and they tumble over the top! Not to be forgotten, the pin inside the ring. ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! COLE Where did Simon Singleton find the strength to kick out of that?! Benjamin stands Simon upright and knocks him outside with a SPINNING WHEEL KICK! Off the ropes he FLIPS OVER THE TOP AND ONTO SIMON AND THE LDC MONEYGANG BELOW! COLE Somersault plancha! On the other side of the squared circle, Ned accidentally bumps into V.I.C.E. and gets beat down! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" But Moss comes to his defense and the men previously doing battle now fight together. Meanwhile, an irate LDC Moneygang get into it with Benjamin and ATTACK him, prompting Simon to rush to his aid. "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" COACH It’s turned into a pier-six brawl, Cole. All hell is breaking loose. Too chaotic to continue in his judgment, the referee calls for the bell as OAOAST officials swarm the area to breakup the fight. * DINGDINGDING * Once some semblance of order is restored we get the official decision following a brief conversation between referee Mickey Jay and ring announcer Michael Buffer. BUFFER Ladies and gentlemen, your attention please. I have just been informed that due to outside interference this bout has been ruled a NO CONTEST! Still your One & Only World tag team champions… TEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMM HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYRRRRROSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!! “Shine” by Collective Soul cues and the guys shake hands with the Orange County Cobras to a round of applause. COLE Though the LDC Moneygang and V.I.C.E. ruined it for us all, we still were treated to a terrific tag team title bout. I can only hope those two teams meet again in the near future. COACH Maybe in a #1 contenders match because Spencer Reiger and CMJ, the LDC Moneygang, are gonna be our next tag team champions. COLE Right now… Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
