Tony149 0 Report post Posted June 4, 2009 “Protect Your Mind” by DJ Sakin & Friends cues and the Last Kings of Scotland march to the ring. BUFFER The following tag team event is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, accompanied by QUEEN ESTHER! Hailing from Glasgow, Scotland, at a total combine weight of 430 pounds, Europe’s finest athletes… DANNY BOY and “THE BRAVEHEART” SCOTTISH SCOTT… THE LAST KINGS OF SCOTLAND!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" “Scream” by Chris Cornell hits and the Orange County Cobras head down the aisle slapping hands. BUFFER And their opponents, accompanied by MOLLY NERDLY! From the O.C., total combine weight of 460 pounds, the 2009 Anderson Cup champions… SIMON SINGLETON and NED BLANCHARD... THE ORANGE COUNTY COOOOBRAS!!!! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" COLE It was just this past week at School’s Out that the Orange County Cobras nearly captured their fourth tag title, but it was not to be thanks to interference from V.I.C.E. and the LDC Moneygang. COACH Excuses, excuses, excuses. You’re just full of them. * DINGDINGDING * The Handsome Hustler and Scottish Scott lockup at the sound of the bell, and Ned is doubled over with a knee to the gut. Scott whips Ned into the ropes but telegraphs a backdrop and Ned lands a kick, followed by a back elbow. Into the knee of Simon goes the Braveheart, and then for the ride as the O.C. Cobras execute a DOUBLE FEATURE FLAPJACK! New legal man Simon Singleton makes the cover. ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Simon slams Scott mid-ring and heads up top, prompting Danny Boy to march over…AND GET DRILLED BY A FLYING CLOTHESLINE! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" Molly keeps close tabs on Queen Esther as Simon takes to the air once more, this time a SPRINGBOARD CLOTHESLINE…BUT SCOTT HEADBUTTS HIM IN THE CHEST!! “OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!” Scott pounds his chest in satisfaction, then puts the boots to Simon and rams him into the buckle. Danny Boy receives the tag and tees off from the middle rope, his kilt placed over Simon’s head. COLE How insulting! COACH Remember that next time Los Diablos de Fuego commit an aggravated sexual assault in the ring. Following a PUMPHANDLE FALLAWAY SLAM, Danny places his foot on Simon’s chest and plays air bagpipes while the count is made. COLE That isn’t going to get it done, believe me. ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Simon escapes an attempted scoop slam and executes a back suplex! Then without hesitation he rolls over to his corner and tags Ned! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" A big roundhouse floors Danny and rocks Scott, who is then fired off and back body dropped. Big clothesline sends him over the rope, leaving Ned alone with Danny Boy. The Irishman begs off but is shown no mercy by the Orange County Cobra. Hammered in the corner, Danny is whipped across and nailed by a standing dropkick from Simon as Ned drops down. COACH Come on, referee! It’s 2 on 1 in there. Do your job! Queen Esther frantically motions to the back as Ned hits THE SLINGSHOT SUPLEX! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" The cover. ONE! TWO! THR-- NO, THE MARDI GRAS HELLFIRE CLUB BREAKUP THE PIN!! * DINGDINGDING * Scott yanks Simon down from the apron and whips him into the guardrail, then grabs his SPIKED CLUB and returns inside. Rico, Lucius and Danny all do a number on Ned before holding him up for Scott. COLE Oh, no, we’ve seen the damage caused by that damn club. COACH Ned won’t be the Handsome Hustler by the end of tonight, Cole. Instead he’ll be the Ugly Hustler! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" SCOTT/DANNY/RICO/LUCIUS :huh: All the Queen’s Men hightail it as THE CITIZEN SOLDIERS hit the ring. COLE Baron Windels and Tim Cash have come to even the odds! Molly helps Simon into the ring as the O.C. Cobras and Citizen Soldiers stand tall. COACH What is this, the mutual admiration society? COLE There’s a lot of respect there, no question about it. And luckily there is because otherwise it wouldn’t be a pretty scene out here right now. Scottish Scott was ready to tee off on Ned’s head. COACH Headless Ned? Heh, that has a nice ring to it. COLE Ugh! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
