Tony149 0 Report post Posted July 8, 2009 “Scream” by Chris Cornell hits and Simon power walks to the ring. Ned assisted by a WALKING CANE. BUFFER The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, accompanied by fellow Orange County Cobra NED BLANCHARD, weighing 225 pounds… "BOX OFFICE" SSSIIIIIIMMMMOOOOOONN SSSSIIIIIINNGGLLLLEEEEETTOOOOOOONN!! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" Simon removes his vest and loosens up inside. COLE 2 weeks ago at the Great Angle Bash, a special bonus match took place between the Orange County Cobras and LDC Moneygang with the winner receiving a tag team title shot at AngleSlam. But just prior to the match this happened. [b][color=red]THE GREAT[/color] ANGLE [color=blue]BASH[/color] [color=orange]COURTESY: OAOAST HOME ENTERTAINMENT[/color][/b] [quote]Molly sprints down the aisle slapping as many hands as possible, so do Simon and Ned for that matter…UNTIL THEY’RE AMBUSHED BY V.I.C.E.! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Bosley busts out his TELESCOPIC BATON once more to CLUB NED ACROSS THE LEG! COLE That’s uncalled for, damnit! COACH Well surprise, surprise. Now you scream bloody murder. Simon and Molly tend to Ned as OAOAST officials surround VICE. MOLLY WHY?! WHY HIM?! Now OAOAST trainers are out to check Ned.[/quote] COLE After refusing to be carted off on a stretcher, Ned Blanchard, barely able to stand, [I]tagged himself[/I] into the match! [quote]MOLLY :o Ned hobbles in and DOUBLE CLOTHESLINES THE LDC MONEYGANG! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" DOUBLE NOGGIN KNOCKER rids the ring of CMJ, which is bad news for Reiger as he’s left alone with Ned. Begging off in the corner he’s shown no mercy. Right hand after right hand rattling his brain. Following a back elbow Ned goes for his SLINGSHOT SUPLEX…BUT CMJ CLIPS THE LEG!! The cover. ONE! TWO! THREE!!! * DINGDINGDING *[/quote] COLE However, the knee injury, which got aggravated in his World title match vs. Theodore Moneymaker last week, was too much for Ned to overcome. COACH Aren’t we gonna show why VICE was forced to deliver their own brand of justice, or are we playing favorites? Because the O.C. Cobras provoked VICE by costing them the tag titles earlier in the night. COLE Just as VICE cost the O.C. Cobras the tag titles at School’s Out. But right now we have to go back up to the ring for our next introduction. “In the Air Tonight” by Non-point blasts through the speakers and down the aisle VICE walk, Bosley smoking a CIGARETTE. BUFFER And his opponent, hailing from Miami, Florida, weighing 265, one-half of the V.I.C.E. tag team and self-proclaimed “ALPHA MALE OF THE GROUP”… DETECTIVE TANGO BBBOOOOOSSSSSSSLEYYYYYYYY!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Once ringside Bosley puts out the cigarette with his boot, and then enters. And Simon immediately pounces! * DINGDINGDING * Clubbing Bosley across the shoulder, Simon then shoots him off for a dropkick flush to the face, causing Bosley to bail outside. COLE You think Simon’s forgotten what Bosley did to Ned at the Great Angle Bash? COACH I’m thinking that man has a death wish. You don’t mess with the AMOG. COLE I should also note Morgan and Molly Nerdly have been barred from this one. The right move in my opinion. COACH As do I. And it’s not often I agree with you, Mikey Cole. CPA rushes over as Bosley exchanges words with hecklers. Suddenly they spot Simon, who DIVES through the ropes and onto both men! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" Simon tosses Bosley back in and uses the ropes as a SPRINGBOARD…BUT BOSLEY NAILS HIM WITH A ROUNDHOUSE KICK!! “OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!” The cover. ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Bosley scoops Simon up and plants him with a FRONTFLIP SWINGING NECKBREAKER! The cover. ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Rammed into the buckle, Simon is worked over in the corner by a series of body shots. Whipped across he ducks a clothesline and takes Bosley down with a CRUCIFIX! ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Both men pop to their feet and trade blows. Overhand chops by Simon, big roundhouses by Bosley. Ultimately Simon gains control. * CHOP * “WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!” * CHOP * “WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!” * CHOP * “WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!” Bosley RAKES THE EYES and fires Simon into the corner. He charges in but Simon moves and climbs on top. FLYING CROSSBODY…. …BUT BOSLEY ROLLS THROUGH AND GRABS THE TRUNKS!! ONE! TWO! THR-- NO! Ned yanks Spencer off. BOSLEY :angry: As Bosley approaches Ned he’s SCHOOL BOY’D! ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Backhand chop rocks Simon, but he reverses an Irish whip and… * CR-R-R-R-R-ACK! …NED BREAKS THE CANE ACROSS BOSLEY’S BACK!!! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" CPA :huh: Bosley stumbles forward into a SMALL PACKAGE! ONE! TWO! THREE!!! * DINGDINGDING * BUFFER Ladies and gentlemen, here is your winner… "BOX OFFICE" SSSIIIIIIMMMMOOOOOONN SSSSIIIIIINNGGLLLLEEEEETTOOOOOOONN!! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" COACH Ned Blanchard was supposed to use that cane to walk, not as a weapon! COLE Everybody knows the history of the O.C. Cobras. They’re more than happy to get down and dirty if need be. VICE learned that tonight. Right now… Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
