Tony149 0 Report post Posted July 16, 2009 Patty Rule in effect. “Thriller" by Fallout Boy hits. BUFFER The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is for the OAOAST WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP! Introducing first, accompanied by fellow Citizen Soldier TIM CASH… from San Antonio, Texas, weighing 265 pounds.,, "THE LONE STAR GUNSLINGER"... BBAAAAAAARRRRRROOOOOOOOOONN... WWWWIIIIIIIIIIINNDDEEEEEELLLLLSSSSS!! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!" BW and Cash show love to their fans on the way down the aisle, but it’s all business once they reach the ring. COLE What an opportunity this evening for Baron Windels competing for the World Heavyweight Title. And quite frankly, I’m shocked Theodore Moneymaker has decided to be a fighting champion. I never would have expected that out of him. Green and yellow lights swirl across the area as Theodore Moneymaker is carried to the ring on his golden throne to the tune of “Sympathy for the Devil” by Guns N Roses. Along with him is his spiritual guide Abdullah Nerdly. BUFFER And his opponent, hailing from Vero Beach, Floridia, and weighing 236 pounds... he is the Chief Executive Officer of THE ENTERPRISE and the OAOAST WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION... "THE BILLION DOLLAR HEIR" THEODORE MMMOOOONNEYMAKER!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Moneymaker rises from his throne and enters the ring with Abdullah, who produces a microphone. ABDULLAH Brothers, sisters, sons and daughters, on behalf of your World Champion I regret to inform you there will be NO title defense here tonight. CROWD :huh: COLE I knew it was too good to be true. A man like Theodore Moneymaker clings to power. The words fighting champion wouldn’t be in his vocabulary. COACH Kind of like “out on a date with a woman” wouldn’t be in yours. ABDULLAH You see, this open contract was booked when Krista Isadora Duncan was still World Champion, a dark time in OAOAST history. However, that cloud has been lifted and the angels once again sing now that Brother Moneymaker is your World Champion. What that means is, after successfully defended his championship last week, Brother Moneymaker is under no obligation to compete in a title match for another 23 days. But let not your heart be troubled. Brother Moneymaker is all for helping a person in need, like Baron Windels. And what Brother Baron needs is… Tired of the talking Baron clotheslines Abdullah and Moneymaker! COACH How dare Baron Windels lay his filthy paws on two of the most revered figures in the world today, Cole. * DINGDINGDING * Grabbed by his collar Abdullah is TOSSED over the top rope! His back turned BW catches a knee right in the lower lumbar region. Trapped like a rat in the corner, BW is subjected to a series of knife-edge chops, but he reverses a whip and decks Moneymaker with a Cowboy Bebop elbow square between the eyes! The cover. ONE! TW-- KICKOUT! BW fires Moneymaker into the ropes and raises THE BIG BOOT…but Abdullah pulls Moneymaker out to safety. COLE Hey, come on now. Just because Abdullah Nerdly is Theodore Moneymaker’s spiritual guide doesn’t mean he can stay ringside and interfere. COACH Abdullah didn’t interfere, you idiot. He pulled a man to safety. Need I remind you that Abdullah is a man of peace? COLE A piece of work is what he is alright. BW reaches through the ropes as Moneymaker and Abdullah share a brotherly hug and gives them a DOUBLE NOGGIN KNOCKER! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" BW suplexes Moneymaker back inside and covers him. ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! BW positions Moneymaker for THE SUPERPLEX, but the Billion Dollar Heir rakes the eyes and shoves him to the mat. Looking to deliver a double axe handle smash, Moneymaker gets caught on the way down with a shot to the gut, but quickly recovers when BW attempts a bulldog, using their momentum to CROTCH the Lone Star Gunslinger on the middle turnbuckle! “OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!” COLE Men the world over are feeling Baron’s pain right now. COACH Except you, Cole, because you have a vagina! The cover. ONE! TWO! THR-- KICKOUT! Moneymaker puts the boots to BW, and then dumps him outside to catch a breather. COLE You better keep a close eye on Abdullah Nerdly, ref. COACH Quit racially profiling, Cole. Abby’s minding his own business. For a short time he does. Once the referee turns his back Abdullah rushes over to get in a few licks of his own! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" COLE You call that minding your own business? More like sticking your nose in other people’s business I say. Abdullah scrams when Tim Cash goes after him. Luckily for the self-proclaimed Inspirational Leader, Cash is restrained by the referee as he returns to Moneymaker’s corner to give praises. COLE What a snake in the grass he is. COACH And what a dumb ass you are. Moneymaker rolls BW back in and drops A FISTFUL OF DOLLARS~! The cover. ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Moneymaker scoops BW for a slam, but gets wrapped up in a SMALL PACKAGE! ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Moneymaker pops to his feet and nails BW with a BILLION $ KNEELIFT! The cover. ONE! TWO! THR-- KICKOUT! Moneymaker stalks BW, then tries to lock him in THE BANK VAULT, but BW charges the corner and drops down, causing Moneymaker to collide face-first into the buckle! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" Moneymaker staggers back only to be whipped across and smacked in the face by BW’s BUTT! COLE Bite My Shiny Metal Ass, Theodore Moneymaker! The cover. ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Company arrives in the form of THE LAST KINGS OF SCOTLAND as BW climbs up top. COLE What are they doing here? COACH Getting a front row seat. And how can you blame them? This has been one helluva match. BW spots the Last Kings and wipes them out with a TOP ROPE LARIAT! COLE Scottish Scott and Danny Boy just got clobbered. "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" Moneymaker kicks the middle rope as BW re-enters the ring, then spikes him with THE SPEAR OF LONGINUS~!!! The cover. ONE! TWO! THREE!!! * DINGDINGDING * BUFFER Here is your winner…and STILL OAOAST WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION… "THE BILLION DOLLAR HEIR" THEODORE MMMOOOONNEYMAKER!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" COLE For the second week in a row, Theodore Moneymaker capitalizes on a mistake. Like Ned Blanchard last week, Baron Windels let his guard down and paid in the end. Abdullah shoves the referee aside and awards the OAOAST Championship to Theodore Moneymaker, raising his hand in victory as Cash tends to Baron. Cash then begins to chastise Moneymaker for unsportsmanlike conduct kicking the ropes when BW was entering. Surprisingly Moneymaker agrees, only because the Last Kings of Scotland jump on Cash! MONEYMAKER :lol: COLE That’s uncalled for, damnit! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" The crowd ERUPTS as KRISTA ISADORA DUNCAN storms the ring with a STEEL CHAIR. COACH It’s Krista! COLE And she’s still mad as hell! There’s no doubt about what she’s after though… Theodore Moneymaker’s blood! Moneymaker and Abdullah flee the scene, but that doesn’t stop Krista from kicking ass. She bashes the Last Kings with the chair, then climbs on the middle rope and points to Moneymaker. KRISTA :o Suddenly the rope SNAPS and Krista falls hard on her ass. The opening fanfare from "Jesus Christ Superstar" hits as Moneymaker, arms raised to the heavens, laughs while flashing "the money fingers" sign. KRISTA :angry: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
