King Cucaracha 0 Report post Posted July 31, 2009 BUFFER Ladies and gentlemen this is a special added attraction match, set for one fall and for the OAOAST 8-Man Tag Team Championships! "We're running with the Shadows Of The Night So baby take my hand, you'll be alright Surrender all your dreams to me tonight They'll come true in the end" "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" "Shadows Of The Night" strikes up, leading out Cucaracha Internacional. Leading from the front, Landon Maddix gestures to the crowd with a big smile on his face, expecting them to be a little happier about their special addition. James Blonde follows behind Landon smiling just as widely, with Faqu within reach. Just incase. And at the back, Megan Skye and Nathaniel Black, who really aren't the smiling types. BUFFER Introducing first, team number one. Being accompanied to the ring by MEGAN SKYE. Total combined weight, nine hundred and fifty five pounds. The team of NATHANIEL BLLLAAAAACK... "THE SAMOAN WRECKING BALL" FFAAAAAAQQUUUUUU... "THE TRENDSETTER" JJAAAMMMEEEESSS BBLLLLLLOOOOOOONNDDEEEEEEE... LANDON "LA CUCARACHA" MMMMAAAAAADDIIIIIXXXX... together, they are the OAOAST 8-Man Tag Team Champions... CUCARACHA INTERNACCCIIIIOOOONNAAAAALLLLLLL!!!!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" The 8-Man Champs pile into the ring, Landon proudly holding his title to the crowd, not worried by the fact it doesn't match the others. The Chicago crowd let the CI have it, all seeming to wash over Landon. COLE The once OAOAST 6-Man Tag Team Champions, Cucaracha Internacional. And don't adjust your sets, that fourth belt really is a completely different design, colour and different promotion's. COACH That's because it's the leader's belt. COLE It... what!? Is that Landon's positive spin or did you come up with it yourself? [COLOR=red]*WHIIIR!* *WHIIIR!*[/COLOR] "Doctor, doctor, give me the news I've got a bad case of lovin' you No pill's gonna cure my ill I've got a bad case of lovin' you" A huge reception goes up in the arena for Chicago's own... not just The Love Doctors, but for their partners as well! The Docs bound out and perform a labcoat strip-tease in front of their Chicago skyline, before pointing to the back, bringing out Chicago's own JUMBO to join them! The bigman is thankfully stopped before he can start stripping by Tim Cash, who goes from being a nice guy to a saviour. BUFFER And introducing the opponents! From Chicago, Illinois, the team of DR. MAX ANDERSON and DR. STEVEN PIGLEY, THE LLLLOOOOOOOVVVEEEE DDOOOOCCTTOOOOOORRRRRSSSS!! From Peoria, Illinois, "WRESTLING'S LAST REAL GOOD GUY"... TTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMM... CCAAAAAASSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHH!! And, weighing four hundred, fourty pounds, from Chicago, Illinois, JJJJUUUUUUUMMMMMBBOOOOOOOOOO!!! Together, they are THE CHIIICCAAAAAAGGOOOOOOO... GGRRRRAAAAPPLLLEEERRRSSS!!!!! "YYYYYYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" COLE Forget about the Cubs, the Bears and the Bulls, tonight it's all about the Chicago Grapplers! The four Illinoisians make their way to the ring, The Docs slapping hands and Cash shaking those that they miss. Big Jumbo climbs into the ring and CI quickly back away, Faqu made to by Blonde. COLE A big homecoming here for these four, looking to capture these may or may not be official OAOAST titles. COACH Of course they're official, Michael! COLE So if the Chicago natives win here tonight, then Jumbo gets Landon's SWF belt which is his legal property? COACH Well, that's a bridge to be crossed if and when Cucaracha Internacional ever lose. COLE Great, thanks. *DINGDINGDING!* With the bell sounded it's left to the teams to decide on openers. Tim Cash starts for the challengers and it looks like James Blonde to start for the champions, but Landon overrules him. And Blonde is only too happy to do as Landon says. COACH Leading by example, baby! Cash offers the standard pre-match handshake and glad to be 'finally getting the respect he deserves', Landon takes it. They lock up and Cash grabs a side headlock. Shot off into the ropes, Cash leaps over Landon, then rolls over the back as Landon ducks his head. Getting his bearings Landon comes off the ropes. Cash sidesteps and picks Landon up off the far ropes in a fireman's carry, throwing him down on his back. Quickly Landon kicks his feet up to force Cash away and gets back up, but gets caught with an armdrag. COLE Look at Tim Cash, taking it to the former World Champion. A surprised Landon sits on his knees and Cash calls the action to a stop. He offers Maddix a handshake and Landon takes it, despite looking taken aback. Pleasantries done, Cash offers a test of strength. Landon locks one hand, but then knees Cash in the gut! By the head he throws Gentleman Tim down, stopping to pose. Which costs him as Cash rolls back, hooking his feet around Landon's head and taking him to the mat! Landon scrambles up and gets caught with an armdrag. A second. And a third and this time Landon is angry! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!" Cash offers another handshake and Landon glares at him. For some reason he shakes the hand, [i]angrily[/i], before stomping to his corner and frustratedly tagging James Blonde in. COACH Don't ever say Landon's not a sportsman. COLE And in comes Blonde now... Angry at seeing his mentor humiliated Blonde rushes into the ring, right into a drop toehold! COLE ...and that's not a great start. Cash bars an arm to control Blonde. To his feet the Canadian reaches out for the ropes. All four sides, beginning to pick up speed as Cash sets him up for the FLYING WRISTLOCK! Blonde checks his nose is okay after another face-first landing and is pulled to his feet. Cash goes behind with a hammerlock, into a side headlock. Lifting him up, Blonde tries a back suplex on Cash, but he lands on his feet and tries to roll Blonde up... 1... 2... No! Big right misses from Blonde, leaving him prone for an atomic drop! COLE Ooooh! Sunset flip by Cash... 1... 2... No! Wringing the arm, Cash tags in Dr. Pigley, to a big cheer! COLE Dr. Pigley, a local celebrity here in Chicago with his weekly radio advice show, The Love Line. Pigley comes off the top with a double axehandle to the arm of Blonde and wrings it again. Quick tag is then made to Dr. Anderson. Off the top, he hits the double axe as well. Another quick tag brings Cash back in, a double axehandle from him too. Cash wrings on the arm, then points to Jumbo! COLE No way! COACH Don't do it, you'll break his arm! Before Cash can make the tag to Jumbo though, Blonde reaches up and pulls Cash down the hair, disappointing the crowd. "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" See. Cash gets back up, but is knocked down with a well placed dropkick, right to the jaw. Running to his corner, Blonde shakes hands with Landon, mocking Gentleman Tim and earning more hatred from the Chicago crowd. COACH Haha, there's a show of respect! Laying in some stomps, Blonde reaches out and tags in Nathaniel Black. Black pulls Cash up and sends him to the ropes, laying him out on the rebound with a hard clothesline. Cover... 1... 2... No! Sitting Cash up, Black puts on a half nelson and applies a chinlock. Cash tries to draw on the support of the Chicago crowd as the hold wears him down. "LET'S GO TIM!" "LET'S GO TIM!" "LET'S GO TIM!" "LET'S GO TIM!" The nicest guy in all of wrestling starts to get some energy going. The fist starts pumping. And Cash is able to roll to a knee. Sensing trouble, Landon ducks into the ring, just far enough to draw in The Love Doctors and point the referee over to them. As the ref goes to point Pigley and Anderson out, Landon then sneaks in and puts the boots to Cash and stop his fightback! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" COACH That's what Landon brings to his team, right there. COLE Cheating!? COACH Veteran instincts, smarts, good strategy. Leadership. By the time the ref turns around from the annoyed Docs, he finds Cash back in the hold and Landon innocently talking with Blonde. After a few more seconds in the hold Black reaches up, tagging Landon legally in. To loud boos. COLE Landon's 'leadership' is about as popular as Pakistan's with these fans. Landon stomps on Cash, before forcing him down. A double stomp leads to a back senton, setting Tim for the cover... 1... 2... No! Cash reaches out for a tag, but is a long way away. An elbow drop puts him flat on his stomach, giving Landon time to gloat. Picking Tim up, Landon then rocks him with a forearm. A second. And a third. Then a straight kick to the chest, up against the ropes. Irish whip is reversed though and Cash scores with a Powerslam! COLE Could have him! 1... 2... No! Cash makes a move for his corner, but walks right into a knee to the gut. Stepping behind, Landon then hooks Cash up with a neckbreaker and brings him down across the knee! "OOOOHHHHHHHHHHH!!" Rolling to the corner, Landon tags in Faqu and groans fill the crowd. The big Samoan walks to a neutral corner and sets, shouting in Samoan as he waits for Cash to get back up. Clutching his neck, Cash climbs to his feet near the opposite corner and looks up to see Faqu charging towards him, leaving his feet with a FLYING Avalanche... ...which Cash JUST manages to sidestep!! "YYYEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHH!!" Faqu hits the turnbuckles hard and Cash takes his opportunity, crawling to the corner and MAKING THE TAG, bringing in Jumbo!! COLE Oh, my! The two bigmen, Jumbo and Faqu, hold onto your seats! COACH I hope we reinforced the ring! Stepping in Jumbo waits for Faqu to turn around and the two bigmen stare each other down! Faqu rants and raves at Jumbo and starts beating his chest. Nodding, Jumbo backs off the ropes and hits a shoulder block, that Faqu takes, beating his chest again! Jumbo isn't deterred and hits another shoulder block, managing to stagger the Samoan, but not quite put him down. And now it's [i]Jumbo[/i] who beats his chest, psyching himself up as he hits another shoulder charge. Faqu is staggered this time, but comes right back off the ropes with a shoulder of his own! Jumbo falls into the ropes and returns with a shoulder! And so does Faqu! Jumbo comes back again... AND KNOCKS FAQU DOWN!! "YYYYYYEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!" COLE Jumbo with the knockdown! The two big bulls colliding and it's the Chicago bull that comes out on top! As Faqu gets back up, Landon and Blonde come in and try to ambush Jumbo... but get cut off by The Love Doctors! Pigley and Anderson take it to Maddix and Blonde, rocking them up against the ropes and delivering dropkicks, sending both men up and over the top to the floor! Grabbing the rope, The Doctors Of Doctornomics look at each other... AND TAKE FLIGHT WITH PESCADOS!!!! COLE Up and over go the Doctors and this crowd is loving it! In the ring, Jumbo waves Faqu back up. He waits for the Samoan to turn around and stoops down, lifting Faqu up with a HUGE scoop slam!! COACH Dayyum! COLE Faqu doesn't get powerslammed very often, I can guarantee that! And now, are we going to see the XL Splash? Jumbo sounds a imaginary truck horn, which I guess is the signal for the XL Splash. It's enough to tip off Nathaniel Black, anyway. As Jumbo backs into the ropes, Black comes in and dives forward, clipping Jumbo's knee. The bigman goes down to one knee, picking himself up just as Black throws the big BLACK LARIAT, ENOUGH TO PUT THE 440 POUNDER DOWN!!! COLE WOW! Thinking quickly, Black knocks Cash off the apron and follows him to the floor. That leaves Jumbo down for Faqu, who drops a big headbutt and covers... 1... 2... Kickout! Faqu rants at the referee, who wisely cowers away. "JUM - BO!" "JUM - BO!" "JUM - BO!" "JUM - BO!" Waiting for Jumbo, Faqu comes off the ropes with a clothesline. Jumbo teeters, but doesn't go down this time. Not used to dealing with people he's giving up weight too, let alone over hundred pounds, Faqu yells at Jumbo in Samoan. COACH I think Faqu's confused. When he hits someone, they usually go down! Faqu grabs Jumbo and gives him a headbutt. He comes off the ropes again, but runs into a big back elbow from Jumbo, knocking him off his feet. Jumbo hits the ropes this time, but his clothesline gets ducked... *SMACK!* ...and he lands a Thrust Kick, sending Jumbo staggering back and falling through the ropes to the floor! "OOOHHHHHHHHHH!!" COACH There we go. More ranting and shouting from Faqu follows, not seeing The Love Doctors sliding back in. Faqu turns around and takes a double dropkick. And a second. Faqu is rocked back towards the ropes, but suddenly screams out and aims for the Docs's heads with a double clothesline... which they duck! Faqu screams and charges again, but the Docs pull the top rope down and send Faqu flying out of the ring! COLE Bodies are flying here. Before The Docs can breath a sigh of relief, Landon rolls back in and takes out Anderson, before laying into Pigley with forearm shots. Landon goes for an irish whip, but Pigley reverses. Inverted atomic drop jars Landon and he's held in place for the dropkick by Anderson! COLE Lovematic Grampa, VINTAGE Love Doctors! Anderson knocks Blonde off the apron and The Docs call on the crowd, signalling for the end. Scooping Landon up, Anderson holds him steady while Pigley charges the DEFIBRILLATOR!!! "YYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!" Cover... 1... 2... 3- NOOO!!! COLE Was that it!? No! No, only two! COACH (relieved) Ohhh. "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" COLE Cucaracha Internacional are living on borrowed time and The Doctors may be about to put them out of their misery! Having thought they'd won, The Love Doctors quickly recover and set Maddix up again. Anderson gets the double leg pick up again, but this time Pigley climbs out onto the apron. They position Landon, ready for the Gurney To The Centre Of The Earth... ...but as Pigley goes to spring to the top, he's pulled down, face-first into the ring apron by James Blonde!! COLE But Landon's loyal lackey, in the right place at the right tme! COACH Loyal lackey? That's an international wrestling champion you're talking about! Blonde climbs to the apron but gets caught up gloating, allowing Dr. Anderson to drop Landon, then drop Blonde with a SPINNING BACKFIST! "YYYEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!" With Blonde in a heap, Anderson lines up Landon. Slipping off his elbowpad and throwing it aside, Dr. Max hits the ropes, looking for the LARIA... NO! Landon ducks the line and manages to catch Anderson off guard with the LUNGBLOWER!! COLE Oh, Anderson got caught, out of nowhere. Landon hooks the leg... 1... 2... KICKOUT! "YYYYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!" COLE But it's not over yet! The Chicago Grappler aren't giving up without a fight here on their hometown Spectacular! Frustrated, Landon lays in wait for Anderson. Hooking him up, Landon runs for the corner looking for sliced bread... but gets flipped over onto his feet. Landon goes to charge in the corner, but runs into the boot of Dr. Max! Spit flies and Landon is dazed, wandering into the path of the LARIAT from Anderson!!! COLE LARIATOOOOOOOOO~! COACH Oh my god, no! Hook of the leg... 1... 2... NO, ONLY TWO!!!!! "OOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" Dr. Anderson quickly drags Landon nearer the corner and heads up top, looking for the finishing touches. Scaling the turnbuckles, he sizes Landon up, tumbling down with the 450 SPLASH... BUT NOBODY HOME!!! COLE Landon rolled out of the way! Holding his ribs, Dr. Anderson gets to one knee... *SMACK!* ...before getting SMASHED in the face with the Low Flying Superkick!! And if that wasn't enough, Landon makes sure, quickly elevating Anderson up into a fireman's carry and blasting him with the GO TO SLEEP!!!! COACH A one-two punch, a one-two knockout! Cover by Landon... 1... 2... 3!!!! And nobody to make the save, Cash pulled back at the last second by Black. *DINGDINGDING!* COLE And after being pushed to breaking point, the self-proclaimed strongest unit in the OAOAST have escaped with their title! Landon rolls out of the ring with some relief, trying to gather the troops and the belts as the Chicago fans voice their disapproval. BUFFER Ladies and gentlemen, your winners of the match and STILL OAOAST 8-Man Tag Team Champions... CUCARACHA INTERNACIONAL!!!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!" Gathering up the belts, Landon doles them out to his team at the bottom of the aisle. Black gives him a pat on the back well-done, a rare show of emotion... by his standards. Still shaken up from the backfist he took, Blonde just looks lost as to where he is. COACH Who says you can't come home? COLE Well the Chicago team put up a great effort but, not to be tonight I'm afraid. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
