Tony149 0 Report post Posted August 5, 2009 Accompanied by Queen Esther, the Last Kings of Scotland march to the ring Bushwhackers-style to the tune of “Protect Your Mind” by DJ Sakin & Friends. BUFFER The following GRUDGE MATCH is scheduled for one fall. Being led down the aisle by QUEEN ESTHER… Europe’s finest athletes, at a total combine weight of 430 pounds… DANNY BOY and SCOTTISH SCOTT… THE LAST KINGS OF SCOTLAND!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" The Last Kings terrorize folks ringside. COLE Watch out here. These guys are nuts. Queen Esther overhears Cole’s remark and confronts him. QUEEN ESTHER I believe you meant they’re handsome, brave and strong! COLE Whatever you say. I don’t want any problems. COACH Don’t worry, Cole. I’m sure you’d love those nuts. “Citizen Soldier” by 3 Doors Down cues and Citizen Soldiers make their way ringside. BUFFER Their opponents serve the public’s trust, protect the innocent and uphold the law. They are TIM CASH and BARON WINDELS… CITIZEN SOOOOLDIERS!! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHH!!" Cash and BW acknowledge the cheers with a MIGHTY FIST PUMP~! COLE A rivalry that began in March ends tonight as the Last Kings of Scotland and Citizen Soldiers settle the score once and for all. COACH I, for one, look forward to the end of bloodshed caused throughout this great land of ours by Citizen Soldiers, Cole. The government warned about people like them. COLE :rolleyes: The first to enter the ring, BW is greeted by Scottish Scott. And it’s not a warm greeting either. The two men slug it out while Danny Boy pummels Cash. * DINGDINGDING * Citizen Soldiers reverse a pair of whips and backdrop the Last Kings. Cash whips Scott towards BW for THE BIG BOOT, and then Danny for THE BUTT BUMP! COLE BITE MY SHINY METAL ASS! The cover. ONE! KICKOUT! BW tags Cash and whips Danny into the ropes. He drops down and Cash smacks Danny with a BACKBRAIN WHEELKICK! The cover. ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Danny escapes a suplex and executes a PUMP HANDLE FALLAWAY SLAM! The cover. ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Danny rams Cash into the knee of Scott and tags out. Scott clubs Cash hard across the chest. Again. And again. Scott calls Danny in and they floor Cash with a double elbow smash! COLE Double Cowboy Bebop elbow, a page out of BW‘s playbook. You know that had to tick him off. COACH Yeah, he’s jealous the Last Kings executed that move better than he ever has. Old fashion backbreaker leads to a pin attempt. The count. ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Danny receives the tag and nails Cash, who’s being held by Scott, with a middle rope knee to the ribcage! The cover. ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Danny rams Cash into the buckle, then delivers a series of corner shoulder thrusts. Irish whip, but Cash puts on the brakes and nails oh Danny Boy with an ENZIGURI~! SCHOOL BOY! ONE! TWO! SAVE BY SCOTT! Scott fires Cash off and presses him into the air…and Cash DROPKICKS him on the way down! Citizen Soldiers tag. "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHH!!" BW unloads with rapid-fire Cowboy Bebop elbows and slams both Last Kings. MYSPACE COMEBACK knocks Scott outside, and then BW catches Danny with a TOP ROPE LARIAT! COLE It’s Clobbering Time! The cover. ONE! TWO! THR-- NO, FOOT ON THE ROPES! WHICH QUEEN ESTHER PLACE THERE! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" BARON :angry: QUEEN ESTHER :huh: COACH Look at that big brute picking on somebody half his size. COLE Queen Esther shouldn’t have interfered in the first place. If she makes that a habit then she’ll really have problems one of these days. BW ducks a blindside attack and executes a fall away slam, a/k/a THE DEVIL’S ADDICTION! The cover. ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Danny reverses a whip and Scott knees BW in the back. Dropkick follows and Danny makes the cover. ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! The Last Kings tag and Scott lays the boots to BW. Irish whip, and Scott delivers a clubbing clothesline! As customary following a nasty strike, Scott clubs his chest…and then drops a knee on BW’s chest! The cover. ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! The Last Kings tag, then head up top after Scott slams BW. COACH Highland Farewell? COLE I think you may be right. They hit this and it’ll be all over. But BW avoids the double leg drops and tags Cash! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHH!!" MISSLE DROPKICK levels both Last Kings, and BW clotheslines Scott over the top! Cash plants Danny mid-ring with a running suplex, then locks on THE MIDWEST SLING! BW stands guard. Danny taps. * DINGDINGDING * “Citizen Soldier” by 3 Doors Down cues. BUFFER OAOAST Marks, here are your winners, the team of TIM CASH and BARON WINDELS… CITIZEN SOOOOLDIERS!! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHH!!" Their hands raised in victory, Citizen Soldiers play to the crowd. COLE The bloodiest chapter in the careers of Baron Windels and Tim Cash comes to a close with a huge victory over the Last Kings of Scotland. COACH I’ve got to give Citizen Soldiers their due, Cole. The Last Kings threw everything but the kitchen sink at them and they continued to fight. Gotta respect that. COLE More action on the way! [b]COMMERCIAL[/b] Returning break we find Queen Esther backstage directing Rico and Lucius to burn numerous OAOAST tapes. QUEEN ESTHER Yes, yes, good destroy those tapes! They have very bad images on them and I just don't want people seeing them. They could have nightmares, scary evil nightmares with lots of blood and I just don't want to think about! Wandering on such an odd and unique scene, Terry Taylor can't help but look amazed. TERRY TAYLOR What are you doing? QUEEN ESTHER Oh my! You're just in time to help smash up these tapes. I'm trying to save my kingdom and rid the world of evil by burning all copies of the Citizen Soldiers win. How might children react if they see a replay of that, terrible, terrible match? They might start trying to act like Baron Windells or Tim Cash and then my kingdom is doomed! RICO Hey, mang, you want the kingdom to be destroyed? Is that watchu want, unpatriotic bastard? TERRY TAYLOR Upatri.....its not even a real kingdom! Its just a weird term she uses to describe whatever arena we're in! QUEEN ESTHER Nobody likes a frown clown, trying be a happy pappy, instead! TERRY TAYLOR All of these tapes don't have that match on it. You're just destorying tapes for no reason! QUEEN ESTHER Correction, I'm protecting everyone for a very good reason, so we can all live happy and magical lives where the baddies don't win! I'll sing you a song so you'll understand. Put on the good stuff, that's right! Put on the right stuff, that's good! Take off the bad stuff, that's right! Take off the bad stuff, that's good! Tell it goodbye, yes yes. We want the good stuff, and that's all! We hate the bad stuff, 'cause its wrong! Smash it and smash it good job! Kill anyone who tries to stop us, serves em right! Make them bleed, from a gun fight. We love- TERRY TAYLOR That's um....that's....I got it. Thank you. I'll let you get back to whatever you were doing. 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