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HD: LC "squash"

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The following tag team event is scheduled for one fall. Currently in the ring, two young men from the OAOVW… RAY ANTHONY and STEVIE KEITH! 

Unlike last week, Anthony and Keith play faces, waving to the crowd, etc. Suddenly gold smoke fills the stage and the lights turn purple as “The Creeps” by Fedde Le Grand blasts through the speakers. 

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Their opponents hail from Port Au Prince, Haiti… the minions of the underworld… DIVINE BROTHERS UNO and DOS... LOS CONQUISADOOOOOORRRRRRRSSSSSSS!!

"BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!"

Los Conquistadors worship their strange and mysterious gods in the ring when CMJ and SPECNER REIGER, collectively THE LDC MONEYGANG, approach the two OAOVW trainees. 

COLE
What’s going on here? 

COLE
I’d like to know myself. 

Whatever is said doesn’t go over well, so CMJ delivers an IRISH UPPERCUT and then DROPS RAY ANTHONY ON HIS HEAD! 

COACH
Irish suplex! 

Not to be outdone, Reiger executes THE REIGER COUNTER on Stevie Keith! 

COLE
That’s uncalled for! 

COACH
Talk about on the job training, Mikey Cole. Those boys just got a lesson in the school of hard knocks. 

Reiger and CMJ dust themselves off as Los Conquistadors look on confused. The guys point to the fallen OAOVW trainees and Los Conquistadors make the cover. 

ONE!

TWO!

THREE!!!

* DINGDINGDING *

COACH
That didn’t take too long. 

COLE
Yeah, thanks to the LDC Moneygang. 

Los Conquistadors raise their hands in triumph…and then get BLINDSIDED by the Moneygang!

COLE/COACH
:o

CMJ delivers a pair of CELTIC FROST SUPLEX on both Conquistadors, then assists Spencer in a pair of SPIKE REIGER COUNTERS!! 

COLE
I thought Los Conquistadors were “in” with Theodore Moneymaker? 

COACH
Not anymore obviously. Remember, Teddy vowed to get back at those he believes wronged him. Last week it was Ned Blanchard. I sure hope Team Heyross are watching, Cole. This is what’s in store for them at Angleslam. 

COLE
Whatever the reason, a statement has been made here tonight by the Enterprise.  

OAOAST officials arrive on the scene as we go to…

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