Tony149 0 Report post Posted August 25, 2009 Not recycled! Don't believe me? Look how short it is! BUFFER The following tag team contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, the team of KOBE O’NEIL and OUTHOUSE JACK!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Jack pulls out the HUNTING KNIFE which thankfully is quickly taken from his possession. COLE Of all the nuts in the OAOAST, Outhouse Jack may be the craziest of them all, and that’s saying a lot! COACH I’ll be sure to tell him. Can’t wait to see what kind of boots he’ll make out of your skin. COLE :huh: “Shine” by Collective Soul hits and Team Heyross march to the ring, a blast of red, white and blue pyro shooting off behind them. BUFFER Their opponents are the current ONE & ONLY WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS… CHARLIE MOSS and QUENTIN BENJAMIN... TEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMM HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYRRRRROSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" Team Heyross pose on the turnbuckles. COLE This Monday night in San Juan, Puerto Rico, Team Heyross will be defending their titles against the men standing by right now with these pre-recorded comments, Spencer Reiger and Colin Maguire, Jr., the LDC Moneygang. [b][color=orange]OAOAST[/b][/color] [quote]A small box appears on the upper right hand corner of the screen. There we find Reiger, CMJ and Lorelei DeCenzo SMOKING CIGARS in front of a grey backdrop. Lori then blows a puff of smoke into the camera as the box fades out.[/quote] [b][color=orange]OAOAST[/b][/color] COACH As they say, a picture is worth a thousand words, Mikey Cole. COLE What arrogance on the part of the LDC Moneygang -- lighting up victory cigars already. They still must first defeat Team Heyross by pin fall or submission. A task easier said than done. * DINGDINGDING * Go-behind waistlock takedown by Benjamin on O’Neil to start things off. Benjamin then floats on top and delivers a suplex. He whips O’Neil into the ropes for a hip toss, then nails him with a SPINNING WHEEL KICK! COLE Pow! Right in the kisser! The champs tag and Benjamin executes a drop toehold as Moss drops an elbow off the ropes. The cover. ONE! TW-- NO, SAVE BY OUTHOUSE JACK! So enraged by his partner’s lack of success, Jack ATTACKS him! COACH You know, maybe you were right about Jack, Cole. The guy’s a madman. Jack slams O’Neil near their corner and tags in, then dumps him over the guardrail! COLE Is the referee gonna let this match continue? COACH Why wouldn’t he? Jack tagged in legally. COLE Well folks, you never know what you’ll see at a OAOAST event. Jack circles Moss like he would a gator in the Everglades, then wrestles him to the ground! COACH Jack must think he’s outback in the Everglades, Cole. The two tangle for a bit until Moss puts his amateur wrestling skills to use and escapes. Moss hammers away, then fires Jack across for an OVERHEAD BELLY-TO-BELLY SUPLEX! Jack pops to his feet and walks into a SUPERKICK that spins him around, allowing Moss to deliver a RELEASE GERMAN SUPLEX!! Benjamin receives the tag and Team Heyross execute THE SUPER ROCKER DROPPER~!!! The cover. ONE! TWO! THREE!!! * DINGDINGDING * BUFFER Here are your winners… CHARLIE MOSS and QUENTIN BENJAMIN... TEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMM HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYRRRRROSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" Cue the music and hand raising. COLE What an impressive outing for Team Heyross as they head into their big title defense Monday night at Angleslam. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
