King Cucaracha 0 Report post Posted August 27, 2009 MATTHEWS Ladies and gentlemen, with me right now are The Heavenly Rockers... Into shot walk Logan and Synth, a very bitter looking Logan and Synth, along with their spiritual advisor Abdullah Abir Nerdly. MATTHEWS ...and I'd like to say that "the band's all here", but lately there's been a little something missing from the Heavenly Rocker equation. LOGAN YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT THERE'S SOMETHING MISSING! Logan points his finger in a nervous Josh's face, before pointing it at the camera. LOGAN Everywhere I go, my wife follows, you understand me? Everywhere I go. When I wake up in the morning, she's right there beside me. When I step in the shower, she steps in too, saves on water, keeps the planet GREEN. When I step on the tour-bus she's right there behind me with the bags like it should be! And you had to ruin it, didn'tcha? Didn'tcha!? Abdullah steps in and the ranting Logan starts to pace around in the background. ABDULLAH The OAOAST has brought great disrespect towards The Heavenly Rockers on many occasions. But now, I say, they have gone too far! We are the three time Tag Team Champions of the World! And Holly-Wood, a former Women's Champion, a fine upstanding woman of high morals. Many years she has served this company. And what respect is she shown? Shown the door, so that a thirteen year old girl may replace her? LOGAN I DON'T MESS WITH NO THIRTEEN YEAR OLD GIRLS EITHER! ABDULLAH Brother Logan, please be calm... For you see Josh, this is the devil's work! And that devil is the master tormentor herself, Krista Isadora Duncan! This is one disgrace that we shall not stand for. At AngleSlam, we shall strengthen our bargaining position and we shall do it for Holly! We may not possess the high-powered lawyers of the Duncan family, nor their quick-witted charm. But we will get Holly back, by destroying those who are responsible for that young urchin's employment, D*LUX. SYNTH You know, I hear people saying this is a battle of rock versus pop. The boyband versus the rock n' wrestling band. But this goes far beyond that now. This is a battle of good versus evil. And the good shall triumph, so sayeth the great speaker... LOGAN What are you talking about!? WE'RE THE EVIL! Logan shoves Synth, before wheeling around to the camera. LOGAN WE'RE THE EVIL D*LUX! And this Sunday, you're gonna find out what happens when you and your pre-teen groupies mess with a MACHO Macho Mann's wife! Holly-Wood will ride again. Don't Fear The Reaper... fear the Rockers! WE'RE OUTTA HEEERE! Enraged, Logan pulls off his t-shirt and throws it right in Josh's face for no apparant reason other than he's mad. Abdullah and Synth follow, a little more thoughtfully, as we go back to the arena. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
