Tony149 0 Report post Posted August 28, 2009 The only true senior official in wrestling, 80-something CLEM BUZZLEFOXER roams the ring as Michael Buffer awaits his cue. BUFFER The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is for the ONE & ONLY WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP! * match graphic * “The World is Mine” by David Guetta cues and Lorelei DeCenzo leads her men ringside flanked by green and gold spotlights. BUFFER Introducing first, the challengers, accompanied by their manager LORELEI DECENZO… representing THE ENTERPRISE, at a total combine weight of 430 pounds… COLIN MAGUIRE, JR. and SPENCER REIGER… THE LDC MMMOOOONNEYGANG!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Their hoodies ripped off simultaneously by Lorelei, Reiger and CMJ mug for the cameras. COLE We know Reiger and CMJ have big wallets and mouths. But can they put their money where their mouth is, especially after they all but guaranteed victory on HeldDOWN~!? COACH Anybody who saw AngleMania knows the answer to that, Cole. No other team has ever pushed Team Heyross the way Spence and CMJ did that April night. If anybody’s gonna dethrone Team Heyross, it’s gonna them. “Shine” by Collective Soul hits and red, white and blue pyro shoots off behind Team Heyross. BUFFER Their opponents and the REIGNING and DEFENDING tag team champions of the WOOOOOORLD… total combined weight 485 pounds… CHARLIE MOSS and QUENTIN BENJAMIN... TEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMM HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYRRRRROSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" Team Heyross march down the aisle but get AMBUSHED inside removing their windbreakers! * DINGDINGDING * Reiger dumps Benjamin outside and the LDCMG slam Moss. Benjamin gets decked trying to re-enter and, following a DOUBLE STUN GUN on Moss, Reiger delivers a MOONSAULT! The cover. ONE! TWO! SAVE BY BENJAMIN! Forced to go at it alone for the time being, Benjamin puts up a heck of a fight. He whips both Enterprise members into the corner and monkey flips Reiger, then hip tosses CMJ onto him! COLE Quentin Benjamin is a one man gang! Moss rejoins the action, super kicking CMJ to the floor. Reiger is then whipped in for a double hip toss, but Team Heyross hang on and perform a double back suplex instead! The cover. ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Benjamin tags in and unloads on Reiger. Irish whip, followed by a BAAAAAACK body drop! SPINNING WHEEL KICK catches Reiger square between the eyes and Benjamin covers. ONE! TWO! NO, BENJAMIN MOVES AND CMJ ELBOWS REIGER! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" COLE That’s not what they had in mind there. COACH You think?! Benjamin dropkicks CMJ outside, where he’s soon joined by Reiger as the challengers look to regroup with Lorelei DeCenzo. COLE A rough start for Lorelei and her men. COACH It’s a marathon, not a sprint, Cole. We’ve got like 55 minutes remaining in the time limit. 55! CMJ takes over for his team and locks up with Benjamin, then clubs him with an Irish uppercut! Though rattled Benjamin manages to reverse a whip and performs a RELEASE OVERHEAD SUPLEX! Reiger then gets caught trying to sneak in with a standing dropkick! Moss receives the tag and catches CMJ with a quick SCHOOL BOY! ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Moss grabs a side headlock only to be shoved off into the ropes, but he blocks a hip toss and counters with a NORTHERN LIGHTS SUPLEX! ONE! TWO! NO! CMJ kicks out and charges into an inverted atomic drop! Reiger meets the same fate and Moss delivers a DOUBLE COCONUT! Lorelei can only shake her head in frustration as CMJ is whipped into the ropes. But he leapfrogs Moss and surprises him with a CROSS-FACE CHICKEN-WING GERMAN SUPLEX!! COACH Fenwayplex! The cover. ONE! TWO! SAVE BY BENJAMIN! CMJ tosses Moss outside to Reiger and suckers in Benjamin. While the two exchange words, Reiger rams Moss into the guardrail, and then holds him up for Lorelei who SLAPS the taste out of his mouth! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" COLE That’s uncalled for, damn it! COACH :lol: Reiger receives the tag and helps Moss back in, then crashes down with a SLINGSHOT DOUBLE STOMP! The cover. ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Reiger rams Moss into the buckle and CHOKES him with the draw string of his shorts. ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FI-- Reiger breaks at the very last second. Moss reverses a whip but Reiger still takes him down with a FLOATOVER INVERTED BULLDOG! COACH New York Knockout! The cover. ONE! TWO! NO, SAVE BY BENJAMIN! COACH What is that, like the third time Benjamin’s saved Moss? Then I think there needs to be some kind of limit on that. We should have new champions right now in my opinion. COLE Fortunately you’re opinion doesn’t matter. The LDCMG tag and CMJ executes a drop toehold while Reiger delivers a measured knee drop! CMJ covers. ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Irish uppercut sends the sweat flying off Moss, who then is sent flying through the air courtesy of a T-BONE SUPLEX! The cover. ONE! TWO! NO, SAVE BY BENJAMIN! COACH This is ridiculous, Cole. Benjamin’s like a politician clinging to power. COLE At this point, the LDC Moneygang may have to kill Team Heyross in order to become tag team champions. There’s no quit in them. Reiger gets the tag and delivers a RUNNING KNEE TO THE FACE OF MOSS IN THE CORNER! COLE Blood is the New Black! And the LDC Moneygang may be the new champions in a matter of moments. Reiger signals the end is near, but Moss blocks multiple Reiger Counters and SLINGSHOTS the NY hotshot into the top buckle! LORELEI :o That buys Moss the time he needs to make the tag! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" The LDCMG charge Benjamin and get leveled by a SPRINGBOARD CROSSBODY! ONE! TWO! DOUBLE KICKOUT! CMJ gets drilled by a SUPERKICK, and Reiger a POWERSLAM! The count. ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Reiger reverses a whip to the corner and charges in, but Benjamin gets the boot up and delivers a TOP ROPE BULLDOG! The cover. ONE! TWO! SAVE BY CMJ! COACH What action we’re seeing, Cole! COLE And it’s still anybody’s game! CMJ clubs Benjamin across the back and goes for THE D-STREET CUTTER, but Benjamin shoves him off and throws a SUPERKICK…which CMJ BLOCKS and SPINS Benjamin, who delivers a DRAGON LEG WHIP!! COLE To the floor goes CMJ. And onto the shoulders of Moss goes Reiger as Benjamin climbs to the top. COACH Oh no! COLE Are we gonna see the Super Rocker Dropper? Not if Lorelei DeCenzo can help it. She grabs Benjamin’s ankle and holds on for dear life as he gently tries to shake her off. When that fails Benjamin pushes her back with his hand, then gets CROTCHED on the top rope by CMJ! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" CMJ shoves Reiger forward but Moss sits down to block the victory roll! The count. COACH Clem, you idiot! Moss isn’t the legal man! ONE! TWO! NO! Somehow Reiger reverses the hold, steps through to hook the legs and bridges back! ONE! TWO! THREE!!! * DINGDINGDINGDING * CLEM :huh: COACH We’ve got new champions, Cole! COLE How can we? Even you admitted Moss wasn’t the legal man. COACH Yeah, but I’m not the referee. And the referee’s decision is final! Lorelei hands the tag belts to her men and they all celebrate until Clem snatches them away. "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" COACH What’s that idiot doing now? More officials arrive to help Clem sort out the situation. Ring announcer Michael Buffer is then informed of the decision. BUFFER Ladies and gentlemen, your attention please. I have just been informed by referee Clem Buzzlefoxer that BOTH men’s shoulders were DOWN! By rule, the title shall be returned to the reigning champion or champions and this match declared a DRAW! LORELE :o SPENCER/CMJ :angry: BUFFER STILL your ONE & ONLY WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS… CHARLIE MOSS and QUENTIN BENJAMIN… TEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMM HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYRRRRROSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" The LDCMG go after Clem but are cut off by Team Heyross, who clothesline them outside! COACH This is highway robbery, Cole. COLE It nearly was for your boys. The titles would’ve been theirs had Spencer’s shoulders not been down. Obviously in his advanced age Clem didn’t realize Moss was the illegal man. COACH How so? That senile old fool didn’t even acknowledge Moss wasn’t the legal man. Clem made an honest error and immediately corrected it. COACH At the expense of the LDC Moneygang. COLE Had it been the other way around -- with the LDC Moneygang as champions and Team Heyross the challengers -- you or your Enterprise buddies wouldn’t be complaining about the official decision. COACH … COLE Yeah, I thought so. 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