Tony149 0 Report post Posted August 28, 2009 “Money Talks” by AC/DC cues and the crowd boos. [IMG=http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y39/Portfree/ASOCCENT.jpg] BUFFER The opening contest of Angle slam ‘09, tag team action set for one fall. Currently making their way to the ring, accompanied by LORELEI DECENZO and representing THE ENTERPRISE! First, hailing from Washington, D.C., and weighing approximately '8 and 1/3 BARS OF GOLD'… CHRISTIAN WRRRRRRRRIGHT!! His tag team partner, 237 pounds, from Vero Beach, Florida, and a former heavyweight champion of the world… “THE BILLION DOLLAR HEIR” THEODORE MMMOOOONNEYMAKER!!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Moneymaker and Wright piss off the locals with their antics, laughing at their clothes, waving $100 bills, etc. COLE The Enterprise obviously in a good mood tonight, but wasn’t the case two weeks ago when OAOVW graduate Eskimo Kid finally defeated Christian Wright on OAOAST Syndicated. COACH Thanks to the Orange County Cobras, I might add. COLE Let’s take you back. [b][color=purple]Courtesy: OAOAST Syndicated[/color] August 22, 2009 [color=purple]Check Local Listings[/color][/b] [quote]The Natural brought all his high impact holds to the table, decimating EK. But the young Inuit held strong and fought back with quick strike based offense. However, Wright was able to adapt to this offense, and pummeled EK with more vicious attacks. The Kid tried to fight back but failed and was leveled by the Wright Off. That should’ve earned an easy three count but SIMON SINGLETON was standing on the ring apron, distracting the referee. This gave NED BLANCHARD the opening he needed to wack CW with a steel chair. He then planted EK onto Wright and when the referee turned around he counted a 3 count. The fans went wild for the shocking win.[/quote] COACH How can the Eskimo Kid even accept a win like that? I know I wouldn’t. COLE I seriously doubt that. “Scream” by Chris Cornell hits and the crowd ERUPTS. BUFFER And their opponents, accompanied by MOLLY NERDLY… from Orange County, California, total combine weight 460 pounds, the 2009 Anderson Cup champions… SIMON SINGLETON and NED BLANCHARD... THE ORANGE COUNTY COOOOBRAS!! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" The O.C. Cobras and Molly do the baby face thing down the aisle. They’re all business once inside. * DINGDINGDING * Ned and CW start off with a war of words. CW still fuming over what happened to him two weeks ago on OAOAST Syndicated. * WHAP * “OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!” SLAPPED across the face, Ned rubs his left cheek, and then unloads on CW! COLE Did that backfire on Christian Wright or what? COACH The guy was sucker punched, Cole. Irish whip, and Ned drills CW with a back elbow. Moneymaker then gets caught coming in with a clothesline. That brings Simon inside and the O.C. Cobras fire their former Enterprise (or E for short) associates in for a BAAAAAACK body drop! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" Ned wrings the arm of CW and tags Simon, who delivers a middle rope double axe handle smash onto the outstretched limb. Back to the arm-wringer, except CW retaliates with a hard European uppercut! Face-first into the boot of Theodore Moneymaker goes Simon and the E tag. * CHOP * “WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!” * CHOP * “WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!” * CHOP * “WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!” Simon returns fire with a series of overhand chops that stun Moneymaker. Knee to the gut stops Simon in his tracks, but he slides through Moneymaker’s legs on the rebound and executes a hip toss, and then a standing dropkick! Moneymaker pops to his feet and charges into a body slam. The O.C. Cobras tag and deliver their patent DOUBLE FEATURE FLAPJACK! The cover. ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Moneymaker rakes the eyes, clubs Ned across the shoulders, then sends him for the ride. Simon tags in as Ned springs off the ropes, ducks a clothesline from Moneymaker and lifts him for a back suplex, crashing down only after Simon makes contact with a SPRINGBOARD CLOTHESLINE! COLE What teamwork by the Orange County Cobras! The cover. ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Moneymaker reverses a whip and delivers a back elbow, then drops A FISTFUL OF DOLLARS! The cover. ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Moneymaker whips Simon into the buckle and tags CW. The Natural eager to get his hands on either of the O.C. Cobras following the events of two weeks ago. After punishing Simon with European uppercuts in the corner, CW delivers a belly-to-belly suplex, then a middle rope elbow drop! The cover. ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! CW places Simon in a SLEEPER HOLD! COLE Simon’s in big trouble here. COACH Unpleasant dreams! Molly rallies the crowd while Lorelei unsuccessfully tries to pipe them down. The rush of adrenaline kicks in and Simon makes his move, striking CW in the gut with back elbows. Now freed Simon charges off the ropes…but into the arms of CW and THE WRIGHT OFF!! The count. ONE! TWO! NO! SAVE BY NED! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" Again CW and Ned trade barbs, only this time it allows Moneymaker to pummel Simon in the corner! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" By the time the ref turns around Moneymaker is back on the apron. The E tag and Moneymaker executes a POWERSLAM! The cover. ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! CW tags back in, drapes Simon across his shoulders and rolls forward. COACH The Bank Roll! COLE Could this be it? The cover. ONE! TWO! NO, KICKOUT! The E look at each other as if asking what’s it gonna take to put Simon away. CW then points to his noggin and hooks Simon for a suplex. COLE Stockmarket Crash? Up goes Simon, but he slips out and takes CW down with an INVERTED DDT! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" COACH That’s CW’s move, Cole. COLE And Simon just borrowed it. Rather than go for the cover Simon looks to tag out instead. As he nears the corner, Moneymaker rushes in to knock Ned off the apron, and then drops an elbow on Simon. "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Moneymaker tags in and slams Simon. From the middle rope he dives back and hits nothing but canvas! COLE Nobody home on the diving back elbow. Simon goes for the tag but gets stopped by CW, until an ENZUIGIRI clears the path for the tag! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" MONEYMAKER :o Ned blocks Moneymaker’s punch and unloads with a series of his own. Irish whip is followed by a BAAAAAACK body drop! Moneymaker begs off in the corner but Ned stays on the offensive. He backs Moneymaker into the corner and hammers him from the middle rope. ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIVE! SIX! SEVEN! EIGHT! NINE! TEN! Again Moneymaker is whipped, this time into CW. While CW falls outside Ned plants Moneymaker mid-ring with THE SLINGSHOT SUPLEX! Ned then launches Simon off the top and down onto Moneymaker! COLE The Atomic Blond! Ned covers. ONE! TWO! THREE!!! * DINGDINGDINGDING * “Scream” by Chris Cornell cues. BUFFER Here are your winners, the team of SIMON SINGLETON and NED BLANCHARD... THE ORANGE COUNTY COOOOBRAS!! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" Sent retreating, the E watch the O.C. Cobras and Molly celebrate on the AngleTron. COLE What a start to Angleslam! COACH For you maybe. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
