Tony149 0 Report post Posted September 3, 2009 CUE: “Living in America” by James Brown BUFFER The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from the Land of the Free and the Home of the Brave… LIBERTY and FREEDOM… THE ALL-AMERICAN BOYS!! The guys wave miniature American flags. COLE Always great to see the All-American Boys, two men you’d like your kids to look up to. COACH That sounds a little creepy coming from you, Cole. COLE Let’s not beat that dead horse. COACH Luckily for you, I’m not into that kind of thing. CUE: “Protect Your Mind (2009)” by DJ Sakin & Friends BUFFER And their opponents, led down the aisle by QUEEN ESTHER… Europe’s finest athletes, at a total combine weight of 430 pounds… DANNY BOY and SCOTTISH SCOTT… THE LAST KINGS OF SCOTLAND!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" The Last Kings complete the Bushwhackers march around ringside, then beat the piss out of the All-American Boys. * DINGDINGDING * Scott hammers Liberty and Freedom with THE SCOTTISH CLUB, a double axe handle blow to the chest. COLE I’m being told there’s a commotion backstage. We’ll keep you updated on that. Meanwhile, the Last Kings of Scotland are dominating the All-American Boys. Danny Boy delivers a PUMPHANDLE FALLAWAY SLAM on Liberty, then he and Scott squash Freedom with THE HIGHLAND FAREWELL!! COACH You can put this one in the books, Cole. It’s over. The cover. ONE! TWO! THREE!!! * DINGDINGDING * BUFFER Here are your winners… SCOTTISH SCOTT and DANNY BOY… THE LAST KINGS OF SCOTLAND!! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" Believing the cheers are for her and the Last Kings, Queen Esther waves to the people only to find out the ovation is really for SIMON SINGLETON and NED BLANCHARD, THE ORANGE COUNTY COBRAS!!! QUEEN ESTHER :o COACH Simon and Ned must’ve been the cause of that commotion backstage, Cole. COLE And we know why. Simon and Ned haven’t forgotten about what the Last Kings of Scotland did to them a few weeks ago. Simon and Ned get a few licks in before the Last Kings hightail it. COLE I’m sure we haven’t heard the last of this. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
