Tony149 0 Report post Posted September 9, 2009 First time writing for QE so Patty Rule in effect. Backstage, Queen Esther paces frantically. Also on hand, the Last Kings of Scotland and OAOAST correspondent Terry Taylor. QUEEN ESTHER (to Last Kings) Where can they be? It isn’t like them to be late. *gasp* You don’t suppose… TAYLOR Pardon the interruption, Your Majesty, but after everything that’s gone down recently involving the Last Kings of Scotland and Orange County Cobras, which all started when the Last Kings executed Theodore Moneymaker‘s hit… SCOTTISH SCOTT/DANNY BOY :angry: QUEEN ESTHER How dare you accuse these fine gentlemen of being cold-blooded hitmen. They merely helped a citizen in need! TAYLOR Simon and Ned beg to differ. That’s why they asked and have received a match here tonight against the Last Kings of Scotland. QUEEN ESTHER Must everything today be settled by violence? * crowd roars * QUEEN ESTHER (gasps, looks up) Oh, how awful! TAYLOR I take it you don’t agree with OAOAST President Josie Baker’s decision to grant their request. QUEEN ESTHER Of course not! My men have done nothing to warrant being put in a match against two dangerous creatures. TAYLOR You mean the Orange County Cobras? QUEEN ESTHER Yes! Cobras are poisonous, you know? LUCIUS SOUL (Off-screen) And what’s one way to kill a snake? Esther’s face lights up as THE MARDI GRAS HELLFIRE CLUB walk onto the interview set with PUGIL STICKS. RICO DE JANEIRO You club it to death! The sticks are tossed to Scott and Danny who tee off on each other. QUEEN ESTHER Oh, joy, joy, joy! You’re alive and well! I’ve read how dangerous the world is outside the magic kingdom. RICO Queen E, ain’t nobody -- and I mean nobody -- know the streets better than the Mardi Gras Hellfire Club, even in a dump like Hartford, Connecticut. We had to crack a few heads along the way… LUCIUS And tap a little ass! *laughs* RICO Hey, what can we say? The chicks dig us, mang. But to finish my point, your knights brought the shining armor like promised TAYLOR For what exactly? SCOTTISH SCOTT Always up for a good fight the Last Kings are, but this match signed tonight is no good fight, mate. The punishment doesn’t fit the crime because no crime was committed! However, if those dumb blonds are still hell-bent on facing us, then let’s do it like the gladiators of old: let’s JOUST. DANNY Aye. Let’s see who the real tough guys are. RICO Hey, Sweet Lou, you hear that, mang? The Rooster made some crack about his cock and the Last Kings moms. SCOTTISH SCOTT/DANNY BOY :huh: TAYLOR I did not! The Last Kings raise their sticks. TAYLOR Uh-oh. I’m outta here! Terry flees as the Last Kings give chase. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tony149 0 Report post Posted September 10, 2009 Whoops. Only meant to edit my post but quoted it by mistake. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
