Tony149 0 Report post Posted September 17, 2009 “Protect Your Mind (2009)” by DJ Sakin & Friends cues and the Last Kings of Scotland march ringside. BUFFER The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, accompanied by fellow Last King of Scotland, Danny Boy… representing ALL THE QUEEN’S MEN… “THE BRAVEHEART” SCOTTISH SCOTT! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Scott threatens to go Ron Artest but thankfully is restrained by security. COLE What a match-up this should be. Scottish Scott one-on-one against Simon Singleton. And you know Simon will have payback on his mind after what Scott did to Ned last week, resulting in a mild concussion for the Handsome Hustler who doctors wouldn‘t even clear to be ringside. COACH That’s funny. I thought you needed a brain to get a concussion! “Scream” by Chris Cornell hits and the crowd goes wild. BUFFER And his opponent, accompanied by MOLLY NERDLY… from Orange County, California, one-half of the wildly popular ORANGE COUNTY COBRAS tag team… “BOX OFFICE” SIMON SINGLETON!! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" Simon sprints to the ring and surprises the Last Kings with a SPRINGBOARD CLOTHESLINE! COLE Simon not messing around, he’s taking it right to Scottish Scott. COACH Thanks to a cheap shot, which you failed to mention. * DINGDINGDING * Danny tumbles outside while Scott chops away on Scott. Simon whips him in for a hip toss, and then a spinning wheel kick. The Orange County Cobra plays to the crowd before unloading on Scott in the corner. ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIVE! SIX! SEVEN! EIGHT! NINE! TEN! Scott wobbles out and falls flat on his back mid-ring, then gets SPLASHED! The cover. ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Simon rams Scott into the buckle and follows with forearm shots. Whipped across, Scott gets the knee up as Simon charges in, then takes to the air. BUT SIMON DRILLS SCOTT WITH A DROPKICK ON THE WAY DOWN!! COLE/COACH :o Simon heads up top, but Danny Boy SHAKES the ropes, causing Simon to CROTCH himself! COLE He’s got no business interfering! That’s uncalled for! Damn him! COACH I say that makes up for Simon’s cheap shot earlier. Totally unaware of what occurred behind his back, the referee darts outside to prevent Molly from confronting Danny. Meanwhile, Scott clubs Simon off the top rope and down to the floor, and then distracts the ref while Danny does a number on Simon outside. "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Simon’s dumped back in, rammed into the buckle, pummeled by shoulder thrusts, slammed out of the corner and then nailed by middle rope knee drop! The cover. ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Scott places Simon in a chinlock only to be drilled by a JAWBREAKER! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" Scott stumbles back and is hammered against the ropes, but he reverses a whip and drives his knee into the gut of Simon! MOLLY (pointing to crowd) Simon! Simon! Simon! “SIMON!” “SIMON!” “SIMON!” Molly leads the crowd in support of Simon, drawing a smirk from Scott who clubs away. He slams Simon near the corner and attempts a VADER BOMB…but Simon gets the KNEES UP! SCOTTISH SCOTT :o Overhand chops stun the Scotsman, leading to an Irish whip and BAAAAAACK body drop. Scott lures Simon into a false sense of security and RAKES the eyes, then sets him up for the ARGENTINE PILEDRIVER, but Simon slips out, ducks THE SCOTTISH CLUB (Ivan Putski’s Polish Hammer) and takes Scott down with a CRUCIFIX! ONE! TWO! THREE!!! * DINGDINGDINGDING * BUFFER Here is your winner… SIMON SINGLETON!! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" Simon’s hand is raised, and then Scott wallops him with THE SCOTTISH CLUB! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Molly watches in horror as the Last Kings assault Simon. COLE That’s not right. It’s 2 on 1, damn it! COACH Simon not looking to eager to fight now, is he? "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" The crowd roars as NED BLANCHARD makes the save wielding a STEEL CHAIR! COACH That guy should be resting on a bed, not stirring trouble. COLE Obviously Ned could no longer sit and watch his friend get beat up, he had to do something. The Last Kings angrily point at Ned before retreating backstage. Meanwhile, Ned raises Simon’s hand in triumph as “Scream” plays in the background. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
