Tony149 0 Report post Posted September 23, 2009 “Protect Your Mind (2009)” by DJ Sakin & Friends cues and the Last Kings of Scotland march ringside. BUFFER The following NO HOLDS BARRED match is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, accompanied by fellow Last King of Scotland, SCOTTISH SCOTT… representing ALL THE QUEEN’S MEN… DANNY BOY! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Danny flips the crowd off as “Scream” by Chris Cornell hits. BUFFER And his opponent, accompanied by SIMON SINGLETON, one-half of THE ORANGE COUNTY COBRAS… “THE HANDSOME HUSTLER” NED BLANCHARD!! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" Danny Boy and Ned pick up right where they left off this past weekend on OAOAST Syndicated, going toe-to-toe in the aisle way. * DINGDINGDING * Ned gets the better end of the exchange and whips Danny against the steel steps. The action spills inside and Danny gets rammed into the buckle, and then stomped repeatedly in the corner. COLE Despite not being cleared to wrestle until Zero Hour, Ned said he could still fight and boy, he wasn’t kidding! COACH Ned’s an idiot for wanting this match. He won’t even make it to Zero Hour after Danny gets done with him. Irish whip, and Danny is floored by a clothesline. POINTY ELBOW follows and then Ned decks Scottish Scott off the apron! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" Ned goes back to work on Danny, shooting him in for a backdrop, but Danny puts on the brakes and drives Ned’s head to the mat! COACH What did I tell you, Cole? Ned signed his own death warrant! Danny stomps Ned in the head. Again. And again! Danny executes a gut wrench backbreaker, then delivers a knee drop. The cover. ONE! TWO! NO! Danny wants to inflict more punishment. He smashes Ned into the buckle and hammers him upside the head. COLE I hate to admit it, but you may be right, Coach. It’s looking more and more like Ned made a mistake asking for this match. Ned gets caught off the ropes with a high knee. Flat on his back he watches Danny climb up top…then moves to avoid a diving head BUTT! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" Ned fires away on Danny, then shoots him in for a BAAAAAACK body drop! Ned backs Danny in the corner and unloads from the middle rope. ONE! TWO! THR-- NO! Danny looks to counter with an inverted atomic drop, but Ned answers with a clothesline! COACH If Ned’s smart he’ll quit while he’s ahead. COLE You wish. He’s about to pick up the win. Scottish Scott hops on the apron only to be confronted by Simon, his plan the whole time as it also distracts the referee and Ned, allowing him to toss THE SPIKED CLUB inside to Danny. COLE We’ve got big trouble here. While the referee tries to get Simon and Scott down, Danny takes aim at Ned, who ducks and lands a kick to knock the spiked club out of Danny’s hands, which he uses himself! COACH What?! Simon decks Scott as Ned makes the cover. ONE! TWO! THREE!!! * DINGDINGDING * BUFFER Here is your winner… “THE HANDSOME HUSTLER” NED BLANCHARD!! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" COLE Simon and Ned have all the momentum going into Zero Hour! LAST KINGS OF SCOTLAND :angry: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
