Zero Hour Shill

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[color="#00FF00"][b]ZERO HOUR SHILL[/b][/color]

We cut to Tony Brannigan inside the Shill Center. 

BRANNIGAN
This Zero Hour shill is brought to you by the gossip spewed daily on…

[color="red"][b][size=3]THE OAOAST HOT NEWZLINE~![/size]
Gossip so hot you gotta wear earmuffs when calling! [/b][/color]

BRANNIGAN
Tonight we’re coming to you LIVE from the home of AngleMania IX, Las Vegas, Nevada, but in just a few days we’ll be in the city of Pittsburgh for Zero Hour. And what a week it’s been for the Steel City. First hosting world leaders at the G20 summit and this Sunday night the superstars of the OAOAST. Although the event is sold out, you can still catch all the action LIVE as it happens from the comfort of your very own home on pay-per-view. Just listen to what’s on tap. In a lumberjack for the OAOAST World Heavyweight Title…

[b][color="#00FF00"]OAOAST WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE
LUMBERJACK MATCH[/color]
Leon Rodez vs. Krista Isadora Duncan ©[/b]

BRANNIGAN
And the lumberjacks, many personally selected by Leon Rodez himself: Mr. Dick, “The Ultimate Combination of Beauty and Beatdowns” Malaysia Nerdly, Theodore Moneymaker, Christian Wright, Rico De Janeiro, Lucius Soul, Logan Mann, Synth Abdul Jabbar, Abdullah Abir Nerdly, D*LUX and Vinny Valentine. But Leon won’t be the only Rodez in action, so too will the niece he once thought was his sister!

[b][color="#00FF00"]OAOAST WOMEN’S TITLE SCRAMBLE [/color]
Jade vs. Holly vs. Maggie vs. Sophie vs. Morgan ©[/b]

BRANNIGAN
Imagine the kind of money those girls would make in a feature film. A big Hollywood production, of course. * laughs nervously *

[b][color="#00FF00"]GRUDGE TAG TEAM MATCH[/color]
Last Kings of Scotland vs. Orange County Cobras[/b]

BRANNIGAN
Wild as that match will be, this one will be even wilder! 

[b][color="#00FF00"]HEARTLAND INVITATIONAL CHAMBER OF HELL V[/color]
The Teal Tiger vs Thunderkid vs Denzel Spencer vs Colombian Heat vs Colin Maguire Jr. vs. Sandman9000 © [/b]

BRANNIGAN
It was at this event 2 YEARS AGO that Sandman9000 won the Heartland title. Will it be a happy anniversary or a bitter pill to swallow? Find out this Sunday night as the OAOAST presents Zero Hour!