Tony149 0 Report post Posted September 25, 2009 “Protect Your Mind” by DJ Sakin & Friends cues and Queen Esther leads the Last Kings of Scotland ringside. BUFFER The following tag team event is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, accompanied by QUEEN ESTHER! From Glasgow, Scotland, total combine weight 430 pounds, Europe’s finest athletes… DANNY BOY and SCOTTISH SCOTT… THE LAST KINGS OF SCOTLAND!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" The Last Kings threaten violence against their detractors, warming the heart of Queen Esther who believes they’re just mingling with her loyal subjects. COLE As Queen Esther continues to live in her own fantasy world, her men are in for a hard dose of reality going against the Orange County Cobras. COACH You’ve got it wrong, Cole. Simon and Ned probably think they have the Last Kings number after what’s gone done the past two weeks. They’re gonna be the ones in for a hard dose of reality once the match begins. “Scream” by Chris Cornell hits and the crowd erupts. BUFFER And their opponents, led down the aisle by MOLLY NERDLY! From the O.C., at a total combine weight of 460 pounds, the 2009 Anderson Cup champions… SIMON SINGLETON and NED BLANCHARD... THE ORANGE COUNTY COOOOBRAS!!!! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" The Last Kings ambush Simon and Ned on the way in. * DINGDINGDING * The O.C. Cobras reverse a whip and execute a pair of back body drops. DOUBLE FEATURE FLAPJACK is performed on Scottish Scott and a drop toehold/pointy elbow on Danny Boy. Ned then rams Scott into the buckle and proceeds to STOMP A MUDHOLE AND WALK IT DRY~! COLE You know Ned’s been waiting to get his hands on Scottish Scott after being clubbed weeks ago. Ned whips Scott in for a back elbow, and then spikes the point of the elbow into the heart. Danny storms inside and gets caught with a clothesline. Ned ducks one from Scott and clotheslines him outside! He follows Scott out and fires him into the guardrail, then unloads. * CHOP * “WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!” Right hand. * CHOP * “WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!” Right hand. * CHOP * “WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!” Right hand…grabbed by Danny. COACH (laughs) They’ve got him now. Scott charges forward and blasts Danny after Ned ducks! QUEEN ESTHER :o Ned shoves Scott into the ring post and dumps him back in. Suddenly Queen Esther TRIPS Ned with her ROYAL SCEPTER! NED :huh: Queen Esther pleads innocent, but nobody buys it, especially Molly. She rushes over to get in Esther’s face only to be cut off by the referee. COLE Our my eyes playing tricks on me or did Queen Esther really interfere? That’s very out of character for her. COACH You need to eat more carrots, Cole. Besides, Queen E would only get involved to save her countrymen, not incite violence. COLE Well she needs to watch it. You know Molly wouldn’t be afraid to get in her face. Scott clubs Ned from behind and tags Danny. SPRINGBOARD ARM DRAG is followed by a running knee drop! The cover. ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Scoop slam, and then a DIVING HEADBUTT! The cover. ONE! TWO! NO! Ned kicks out again, leading to a CHOKE by Danny. ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FI-- Danny waits till the very last second to break, then smashes Ned into the buckle and tees off from the middle rope, his kilt placed over the Handsome Hustler’s head! COLE Ugh! COACH More like LOL if you ask me. Infuriated, Ned delivers a series of inverted atomic drops, then tags Simon who levels Danny with a SPRINGBOARD DROPKICK! The cover. No, change of plans as Scott enters and charges into a hip toss. Following a DOUBLE COCONUT we see Simon take to the air for a FLYING CROSSBODY! ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Overhand chops stun Danny, but he reverses a whip and Scott drills Simon in the lower lumbar region with a knee! PUMPHANDLE FALLAWAY SLAM leads to a pin attempt. ONE! TWO! SAVE BY NED! Ned and Scott get into it while Danny chokes Simon with Esther’s scepter! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" COLE Come on, ref. Look behind you! COACH And I’m supposed to be the biased one? Danny rams Simon into the knee of Scott and the Last Kings tag. Driven straight back into the corner Simon is subjected to shoulder thrusts, then slammed out and Vader Bombed! The cover. ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Simon escapes an attempted ARGENTINE PILEDRIVER and arm drags Scott. Overhand chops follow and then an Irish whip, but Scott counters a FRANKENSTEINER into a SIT-DOWN POWERBOMB!! ONE! TWO! NO, SAVE BY NED! Danny and Ned get into it this time, with Molly interjecting, allowing Ned to deliver a LOW BLOW on Scott! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" COACH The hell?! COLE Turnabout is fair play. Danny is stunned when he realizes Scott is down in agony, but it paves the way for the O.C. Cobras to tag! COACH No! COLE Yes! Ned cleans house on the Last Kings, whipping both in for BAAAAAACK body drops. He clotheslines Danny outside and decks Scott with the 90210 ENZIGURI~! COLE We haven’t seen that move in ages. The cover. ONE! TWO! THR-- KICKOUT! Ned plants Scott mid-ring with THE SLINGSHOT SUPLEX, and then the O.C. Cobras drop THE ATOMIC BLOND!!! The cover. But Simon must first exit. Danny Boy helps with that as Simon wipes him out with a SUICIDE DIVE! The ref goes to count…and gets distracted by Queen Esther on the apron. COLE Get her down from there. From Cole’s lips to Molly’s ears. She lifts Esther’s ball gown to reveal her GRANNY PANTIES, which sends the Queen running off in embarrassment. COLE That must be what disappointed you months ago, Coach. Holy shit! Continuity! But as the referee escorts Molly back to her corner, THE MARDI GRAS HELLFIRE CLUB hit the ring. COACH The knights are here to defend their Queen’s honor! Rico clubs Ned, hoists him for THE MOUSTACHE RIDE but spins as Lucius dives from top to hit a SWINGING DDT!!! COLE What the heck was that?! COACH Devastating! Rico places Scott on top and the MGHFC flee like thieves in the night. The count. ONE! TWO! THREE!!! * DINGDINGDING * COLE No! COACH Yes! BUFFER Here are your winners… SCOTTISH SCOTT and DANNY BOY… THE LAST KINGS OF SCOTLAND!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" “Protect Your Mind” by DJ Sakin & Friends plays as the Last Kings celebrate, or try to celebrate given how exhausted they are following a grueling contest. Meanwhile, Simon and Molly can’t believe what’s happened. COLE The Last Kings of Scotland stole one thanks to the Mardi Gras Hellfire Club. COACH Nobody cares how you won, just who won, Cole. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
