King Cucaracha 0 Report post Posted October 2, 2009 Landon Maddix came to the ring, with only Megan Skye for company. Carrying all three of the 6-Man Tag Titles, plus his makeshift belt, Landon explained to the crowd that his team's visa issues were still, infact, issues and therefore they couldn't defend the titles at the PPV. However, the title match WOULD infact take place next Thursday on HeldDOWN~! For tonight, Landon was left to find a replacement and had called in a "royal favour" to procour one of All The Queen's Men, Rico De Janeiro's services for the evening. [b]***Landon Maddix and Rico De Janeiro w/Megan Skye and Queen Esther -VS- Citizen Soldiers w/Maggie Nerdly***[/b] Landon kindly kissed the hand of Queen Esther, in reverance to her, apparantly oblivious to Megan standing three feet away. The match saw Landon and Rico struggle early on, trying to get some sort of cohesion. On a couple of occassions double-team moves ended with Rico accidentally clobbered by Landon and both men sent outside moments later by Baron and Tim. Which Landon, of course, blamed on Rico. To the point that Rico began to walk out and had to be brought back to the ring by his Queen. Eventually the makeshift duo got their act together as Landon prevented a top rope dive from Tim Cash onto Rico, shoving him off the ropes from the apron. Landon and Rico worked over Wrestling's Last True Good Guy, with Rico doing the bulk of the wearing down and Landon attempting to pick the bones. Cash hung in with the support of the OAOAST Marks behind him. And another series of miscommunications lead to a collision in the corner, Landon accidently nosediving into Rico's crotch and a well-earned tag to big Baron! Baron ran wild with Cowboy Bebop elbows and big Texan right hands, holding both men off long enough for Tim to recover and help out. No problems working as a team for Citizen Soldiers, working over Landon and Rico in stereo. In the end, as Cash and Rico bundled each other outside, Baron went for the big Texas Lariat on Landon, who ducked and hit the Crash Landon '05 for a close nearfall. Calling for the GTS, Landon failed to get Baron up and he switched into the Brigham Young Cocktail. Landon escaped and pushed Baron away, towards the ropes. However Baron managed to put on the brakes, sidestepping Landon and throwing him outside. Rico snuck up behind Baron and hooked him for a back suplex, only for Baron to amazingly flip over onto his feet! A big boot to the porn 'stache rocked the Brazilian and as the ropes pushed him back to the middle of the ring, Baron delivered the Brigham Young Cocktail for the victory! [b]Winners[/b]: Citizen Soldiers, via pinfall Citizen Soldiers celebrated their win, as Landon looked on stunned at his partner (not him, as he made sure to point out) had been beaten by Citizen Soldiers, again. ---------- Lead Interview Type Guy Tony Brannigan conducted an interview on the world-famous interview stage with his guests, The Heavenly Rockers. Accompanied by Abdullah and Holly, The Rockers looked bummed. Logan vowed to keep his cool and his composure as he lead the talking, claiming that Synth was in a sombre mood mourning the loss of his precious, irreplacable, sentimentally valued Poison drums. When Tony pointed out, "I thought they were from Whitesnake?", Logan predictably flipped out. Ranting and raving, Logan went off on 'Old Man Brannigan', D*LUX, Jade, Maya, Krista, Josie Baker, Anglesault, The OAOAST Board Of Directors, the state of Nevada, President Obama and God himself. At which point Abdullah stepped in. Long story short, they vowed revenge on D*LUX and warned them that whatever advice they were getting from Duncan girls, they ought to stop listening, before they do something they'll live to regret. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
