Tony149 0 Report post Posted October 8, 2009 “Scream” by Chris Cornell hits and the crowd goes wild. BUFFER The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, one-half of the wildly popular ORANGE COUNTY COBRAS tag team, accompanied by NED BLANCHARD… “BOX OFFICE” SIMON SINGLETON!! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" Ready for action Simon tosses his vest aside. COLE It was at Zero Hour the rivalry between the Orange County Cobras and Mardi Gras Hellfire Club started, with the Hellfire Club helping the Last Kings of Scotland pick up a big win. Both teams have had multiple confrontations since then, prompting OAOAST officials to sign for Halloween night… [b][color="orange"]HALLOWEEN SPECTACULAR[/color] Mardi Gras Hellfire Club vs. Orange County Cobras[/b] COACH Simon and Ned have blamed everybody but Bush for their loss. But they’ll only have themselves to blame after the Mardi Gras Hellfire Club beat them at the Halloween Spectacular. "Right Round" by Flo Rida cues and the Mardi Gras Hellfire Club are escorted by two voluptuous women. BUFFER And his opponent, from Rio de Janeiro, Brazil, representing ALL THE QUEEN‘S MEN… he’s joined by fellow MARDI GRAS HELLFIRE CLUB member “SWEET” LUCIUS SOUL… RICO DE JANEIRO!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Rico grabs a mic and enters the ring. RICO Listen up, little man. The Mardi Gras Hellfire Club, they’ve been doin’ a lot of partying since arriving in the homeland of our good friend Danny Boy. He’s taken us to all the good pubs. Needless to say, the King of Mardi Gras is in no condition to perform here tonight. “BULL-SHIT!” “BULL-SHIT!” “BULL-SHIT!” RICO Hey, I’m as disappointed as you people. I had an easy win tonight. But seeing as how I’m in no condition to perform, I think it’s better that we let bygones be bygones. We had to do what we do at the recent pay-per-view and you guys had to answer. As far as the Hellfire Club is concerned, we’re even. So to make your long trip to Dublin worthwhile, the Soul Man flew in a couple of broads from the States to show you boys a good time tonight. Now we could’ve just used local Irish chicks, but it’s first class all the way with the Hellfire Club. SIMON How could I say no to an offer like that? Rico and Lucius agree. SIMON Unless it’s to knock that shit-eating grin off your face! RICO :o Simon blasts Rico and the bell sounds. * DINGDINGDING * Simon continues to unload, then whips Rico in for a BAAAAACK body drop. Rico begs off in the corner but Simon stays on the offensive, firing away from the middle turnbuckle. ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIVE! SIX! SEVEN! EIGHT! NINE! TEN! Rico stumbles out and falls flat on his back. Simon delivers a BIG SPLASH off the ropes and makes the cover. ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Rico goes face-first into the buckle, but reverses a whip and charges into a big boot! FLYING CROSSBODY! NO, RICO ROLLS THROUGH AND HOOKS THE TRUNKS!!! ONE! TWO! THR-- KICKOUT! Simon eats a couple of rights and then a clothesline. Rico takes a second to stroke his trademark ‘stache before dropping the big leg. COACH PORNO ‘STACHE LEGDROP! As always, Rico leaves the leg draped across for the pin attempt. ONE! TWO! NO! Simon refuses to lay down for that abortion. Outraged, Rico looks to strike Simon down with THE HAND OF GOD, but Simon counters with a BACKSLIDE! ONE! TWO! THREE!!! * DINGDINGDING * COLE Unbelievable! COACH You can say that again. BUFFER Ladies and gentlemen, your winner... SIMON SINGLETON!! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" Rico clotheslines Simon and gets hammered by Ned. They exchange blows until Lucius cold-cocks Ned with BRASS KNUCKS! COLE That’s uncalled for, damn it! OAOAST officials swarm the ring to restore order. COACH Think they should‘ve accepted the Hellfire Club‘s offer? Ha! COLE Damn them! Rico strokes his 'stache as we go to... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
