Tony149 0 Report post Posted October 20, 2009 The entrance stage fills with gold smoke and purple light as Fedde Le Grand's “Creeps” blares through the speakers. BUFFER The following tag team contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, hailing from Port Au Prince, Haiti, the minions of the underworld… DIVINE BROTHERS UNO and DOS... LOS CONQUISADOOOOOORRRRRRRSSSSSSS!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Dos drops to his knees and chants to his strange and mysterious gods while Uno stands behind him, arms outstretched chanting the same prayer. COLE You know Halloween’s near because Los Conquistadors have come out to play. COACH According to the gossip spewed daily on the OAOAST HOT NEWZLINE, Los Conquistadors like to go trick or treating in the cemetery. COLE :o “Scream” by Chris Cornell hits and Molly Nerdly leads the Orange County Cobras ringside. BUFFER And their opponents, accompanied by MOLLY NERDLY! From the O.C., total combine weight 460 pounds, the 2009 Anderson Cup champions… SIMON SINGLETON and NED BLANCHARD... THE ORANGE COUNTY COOOOBRAS!! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" Molly continues the hand slapping while Simon and Ned get ready for business inside. COLE The Orange County Cobras a little over a week away from their big encounter with the Mardi Gras Hellfire Club. And like Simon Singleton said last week, Coach, the Hellfire Club will have to put up or shut up. COACH I, for one, still can’t believe they’re crying over spilled milk, Cole. Zero Hour was weeks ago. Besides, the Hellfire Club offered to bury the hatchet but Simon and Ned wanted no part of that. Don’t they realize we’re back to being a kinder, gentler America? * DINGDINGDING * Simon and Uno lockup and Simon executes an arm-wringer, then delivers a series of knife-edge chops. He rams Uno into the buckle and tags Ned. Irish whip leads to a back elbow from the Handsome Hustler, followed by a knee off the ropes. Ned slams Uno and tags out, slinging Simon inside for a big splash! The cover. ONE! TWO! NO! Dos makes the save, raking Simon’s eyes! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Uno rams Simon into the knee of Dos. A tag follows and Los Conquistadors deliver a double clothesline. The cover. ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Dos dumps Simon outside, then baits Ned in so Uno can do a number on Simon behind the referee‘s back! COLE Turn around, ref! Dos rolls Simon back in and heads up top, but Simon pops to his feet and slams him! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" COACH Bad mistake by Dos. He got cute instead of keeping it simple. The O.C. Cobras tag and Ned takes on both Conquistadors. Following a pair of scoop slams Ned whips Dos for a BAAAAAAACK body drop, then ducks a clothesline from Uno and knocks him outside with one of his own! COLE Ned dominating in the ring. SLINGSHOT SUPLEX leads to a tag and the O.C. Cobras drop THE ATOMIC BLOND!!! The cover. ONE! TWO! THREE!!! * DINGDINGDING * “Scream” cues as we get the official announcement. BUFFER Ladies and gentlemen, here are your winners… SIMON SINGLETON and NED BLANCHARD... THE ORANGE COUNTY COOOOBRAS!! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" Molly raises the hands of Simon and Ned. COLE You know Simon and Ned are ready for next week. Will the Mardi Gras Hellfire Club be up for the challenge? We’ll find out at the Halloween Spectacular. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
