Tony149 0 Report post Posted November 6, 2009 To go on before the tag match. [i]How you feeling? (Hot hot hot) How you feeling? (Hot hot hot)[/i] [size=3][b][color=red]HOT NEWZ~![/color][/b][/size] OAOAST Original Tony Brannigan mans the anchor desk inside the state-of-the-art OAOAST Hot Newsroom. BRANNIGAN Hi again, everyone. Tony Brannigan here and breaking right now on all OAOAST media outlets, Hot News on the One & Only World Tag Team Title situation. Before I get into that, however, let’s revisit the closing moments of the LDC Moneygang/Team Heyross tag title bout from Angleslam. [b]ANGLESLAM Courtesy: OAOAST Home Entertainment[/b] [quote]COLE Are we gonna see the Super Rocker Dropper? Not if Lorelei DeCenzo can help it. She grabs Benjamin’s ankle and holds on for dear life as he gently tries to shake her off. When that fails Benjamin pushes her back with his hand, then gets CROTCHED on the top rope by CMJ! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" CMJ shoves Reiger forward but Moss sits down to block the victory roll! The count. COACH Clem, you idiot! Moss isn’t the legal man! ONE! TWO! NO! Somehow Reiger reverses the hold, steps through to hook the legs and bridges back! ONE! TWO! THREE!!! * DINGDINGDINGDING * CLEM :huh: COACH We’ve got new champions, Cole! COLE How can we? Even you admitted Moss wasn’t the legal man. COACH Yeah, but I’m not the referee. And the referee’s decision is final! Lorelei hands the tag belts to her men and they all celebrate until Clem snatches them away. "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" COACH What’s that idiot doing now? More officials arrive to help Clem sort out the situation. Ring announcer Michael Buffer is then informed of the decision. BUFFER Ladies and gentlemen, your attention please. I have just been informed by referee Clem Buzzlefoxer that BOTH men’s shoulders were DOWN! By rule, the title shall be returned to the reigning champion or champions and this match declared a DRAW! LORELE :o SPENCER/CMJ :angry:[/quote] A graphic w/the tag titles appears on the upper left hand corner of the screen. BRANNIGAN Rather than ask for a rematch, which Team Heyross no doubt would’ve accepted, Spencer Reiger and Colin Maguire Jr. immediately filed protest. This despite the fact there was a double pin…with the illegal member of Team Heyross being pinned at that! But after weeks of legal wrangling we finally have closure, because moments ago the OAOAST Board of Directors [I]rejected[/I] the LDC Moneygang’s appeal to have that decision overturned. The previous graphics turns into one w/Team Heyross holding the gold. BRANNIGAN That means the titles are once again free to be defended on OAOAST television and across the globe. And I understand Team Heyross will be here LIVE next week. What they’ll have to say is anybody’s guess, but teams are probably lining up as we speak for a title shot. Maybe the Can-Am Assassins will be one of those teams. They're in action next! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tony149 0 Report post Posted November 6, 2009 The Match “Living in America“ by James Brown cues and the All-American Boys proudly wave Old Glory down the aisle. BUFFER The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from the Hearts of the American people, they fight for truth, justice and the American way… FREEDOM and LIBERTY… THE ALL-AMERICAN BOYS!! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" Liberty and Freedom salute the American flag as “Tom Sawyer” by Rush plays the Can-Am Assassins to the ring. BUFFER And their opponents, total combine weight 488 pounds… FELIX STRUTTER and KEN PANTERA… THE CAN-AM ASSASSINS!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Off come the windbreakers and everybody’s ready for action. * DINGDINGDING * Pantera and Liberty lockup as the bell sounds. Clubbing blow to the back stuns Liberty, who’s then whipped in and floored by a clothesline. Following an elbow drop Liberty is scooped up and slammed near his corner. COACH Now there’s a man with confidence, Cole. How often do you see somebody willingly let their opponent tag out? COLE You can when you’re built like a tank as Ken Pantera is. That man is freakishly strong. Liberty wrings the arm out of a tie-up and Pantera shoves him off, decking Liberty on the rebound with a shoulder tackle. Liberty executes a quick drop toehold and grabs a side headlock, only to be shot into the ropes for a powerslam! COLE It’s all over if Pantera goes for the cover. But Pantera doesn’t. Instead he tags Strutter who delivers a FLYING ELBOW DROP! The cover. ONE! TWO! NO! Freedom makes the save. COACH That guy must really hate his partner, Cole. I mean why bother to breakup the pin knowing it’s only going to lead to more of a beating for his partner? COLE Maybe because he wants his team to win the match? Strutter performs a trapped arm belly-to-belly suplex, then rocks Freedom with a big right and helps the All-American Boys make a tag himself! COLE Would you take a look at this? COACH (laughs) Turns out Freedom was the one in for the beating. Strutter brings Freedom in the hard way and puts the boots to him. Freedom is brought to his feet and drilled by a high roundhouse kick, then planted with a trapped arm belly-to-belly suplex. Pantera enters and whips Freedom hard out of the corner, prompting Strutter to charge out of the other corner to execute a SLEEPERHOLD DROP!! COACH You can put this one in the record book, Cole. It’s over. The cover. ONE! TWO! THREE!!! * DINGDINGDING * COLE What a showing by the Can-Am Assassins. Here’s the official decision. BUFFER Here are your winners, the team of Felix Strutter and Ken Pantera… THE CAN-AM ASSASSINS!! Strutter calls for the mic and gets it. STRUTTER So the OAOAST is allowing Team Heyross to come out and play again, huh? Well that’s all good because we have some unfinished business. You see, we’re the guys Team Heyross fear. The mention of our names alone send them running. In fact, the last time we met face to face we kicked their ass so bad they ran to Josie Baker and begged her to keep us far away. But like they say, the cream ALWAYS rises to the top…and the Can-Am Assassins are the cream of the crop when it comes to tag team wrestling. We’re gonna prove it now that Team Heyross can’t run from us no more. Those pretty gold belts will be around our waists in no time. “Tom Sawyer” by Rush cues as Strutter points to the camera, Pantera signaling they want the belts in the background. COLE Strong words from the Can-Am Assassins, although I question their assertion Team Heyross are ducking them. Charlie Moss and Quentin Benjamin fear no one. COACH I don’t know, Cole. Strutter made a good point. They haven’t been on TV much since getting into an altercation with Team Heyross at the Chi-Town Spectacular. It reeks of politics to me. COLE I think it’s more sour grapes myself. Stay with us, fans. HeldDOWN~! continues in a moment. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
