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[b]***Malaysia Nerdly w/Mr. Dick -VS- Kelly Browne***[/b]
Not the way to make a debut, here. The young local female wrestler looked nervous from the moment Malaysia stepped into the ring and rightly so. Malaysia completely towered over her opponent. No match physically and no match, period. Malaysia stared down at Kelly with a smile, then on the bell, unleashed a brutal beating, stopping here and there to really savour the pain she was dishing out. Mister Dick watched all this with a big ol' smile on his face. Young Kelly was basically beaten to a pulp, before Malaysia started to step out of first gear. A Fallaway Slam and a release Butterfly Suplex, the big moves of the beating, before Malaysia clamped her opponent in the Inverted Boston Crab for the quick submission.

[b]Winner[/b]: Malaysia Nerdly, via submission.



A recap aired of the Heavenly Rockers/D*LUX Cage Match at the Halloween Spectacular, which I'm reliably informed wasn't actually on PPV. So whoever ended up getting my money needs to pay it back. NowAnyway, Alix helpfully informed us that The Heavenly Rockers had formed an official complaint through Theodore Moneymaker's legal team, to challenge the result of the match and specifically the DQ of Logan Mann. Logan had also been fined $3,000 for "being a big old meanie", aka improper conduct, plus an extra $5,000 to pay for the damage he caused to OAOAST and arena property, having trashed his locker room. More details on the NEWZWIRE.



[b]***Biff Atlas -VS- Detective Tango Bosley w/CPA***[/b]
A not-quite-rematch from HeldDOWN two weeks ago, as Biff Atlas took on Tango Bosley, partner of CPA, who beat Biff in that match. Footage played during V.I.C.E's entrance from earlier in the night, where Bosley and CPA were playing cards. They interrupted the game to make a side-bet, that Bosley couldn't beat Biff in a quicker time than CPA did.

Clearly, even a bet couldn't make Bosley take Biff seriously. He beat on the would-be superhero for a while, laughing and chuckling at every time Biff tried to "hulk" up and make out like a shot didn't hurt. But it did. Bosley began to get a little over-confident though and Biff found a way into the match with some clotheslines and FLYING shoulder tackles. Far from being worried about his partner, CPA seemed amused at Bosley's problems, counting his winnings in his head. Biff eventually got ahead of himself and went to the top, which proved a mistake, hit with a Roundhouse Kick in mid-air! A Frontflip Swinging Neckbreaker got a 2 count for Bosley, who looked over to CPA, pointing to his watch. Biff made another attempted fightback. But it was to be for nought, as his punches were shrugged off. Another Roundhouse Kick left Biff prone for Justifiable Homicide (Unprettier) and the 3 count, just within CPA's time.

[b]Winner[/b]: Detective Tango Bosley, via pinfall

After the match, Bosley took great joy in being paid his money by CPA. The bigman took his annoyance out on Biff, planting him with the Dominator. However, Bosley was so amused at this that he decided to split the winnings with CPA anyway, making the whole bet useless, if not for the fun they had beating up poor Biff.